I ran a mile and fought off a pit bull to get to the playboy mansion - GoFuckYourself.com

Ycaza · 11-23-2005, 01:07 AM

For those that did not hear the story, here is my little odyssey.
I left early from the hotel to give myself some leisure time at home to change for the playboy party. As soon as I get home, I get a call that I need to travel out of the way to pick up shirts for the schwag bags for the lucky strike party. This Would be right in the worst traffic at the worst time. Make it better I was already low on gas. I go pick up the shirts and have 50 minutes to do an hour trip and no gas. Milan says try victory, its the best way to go. Thing is I am not sure in the new car what it will do on no gas. The other thing is I am not really sure where I can get gas. Traffic is not helping, gas runs out. So I run a half mile the wrong way and have to run a mile back the other way, time is ticking by "I am gonna miss the fucking webmaster party of a life time". I get there and wait in fucking line while the attendant goes to the bathroom. Ugh, this fuckin sucks!!!! I get to the front and buy a gas can and but 2 dollars of gas, yep less than a gallon. While I am buying some dude touches my ass. He acts like its an accident and I shoot him one of those hey back the fuck up cinderella looks. Some asshole tries to pump my two dollars into his tank but I stop him in time. The pump won't fuckin pump inot the can. 5 times later and I get it done. I walk to the corner and mr fuckin had to touch my ass tries to offer me a ride to my car. "fuck bro, get off my jock" I think, but say no dude, I'm cool. I start the half mile run back to the car, I'm dressed in leather pants and a silk shirt and i am getting fuckin sweaty and I just know I am gonna smell like a fuckin gas station attendant. FUCK!!!!! Right as I am halfway through a dog starts barking. I think He is behind some fence and he didn't see me the first time I went by. Holy shit its a fuckin pit bull and he is running after me. Like I am not fuckin late enough. I think maybe he'll back off, I slow down and try to keep walking, the mfer keeps comin. Closer and closer. I am fuckin freaking. All this shit so I can bring you people some schwag. The dog barks and gets closer, I threaten him with the gas can, I keep goin, hopin the fucking owners will get the fuck out of their fuckin house and save my fabio ass from this fuckin beast. The dog keeps comin, I fight him off again with the gas can, he just keeps comin, I hit him with the can, but I can 't have him bite through this plastic piece of shit. I do it again, yeah all i need is to have to go buy another can and buy 2 more fuckin dollars of gas. Finally the owners come out, but the dog comes at me again. The owner runs out and grabs the dog. Fuckin finally!!!! I run the rest of the way and fuck the spigot doesn't work, I try and I try and I read the directions. I am purin gas all over me, I will never get cigars I need, I'll never make the party and you guys will be SOL on the schwag. People are callin me, I am now mr. fuckin gasoline smell and finally I figure it out. More calls. "dude you need to get here". I wipe myself off with a t shirt, I drive like hell only to find I am totally cool on time, I get the t shirts to sexentertain mike and everything is cool. That is my true story of friday night.

S P A N N O W · 11-23-2005, 01:08 AM

Nice meeting you man!

MuleScrote · 11-23-2005, 01:09 AM

http://www.pitbullsontheweb.com/petbull/findpit.html

MikeHawk · 11-23-2005, 01:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Cazually

For those that did not hear the story, here is my little odyssey.
I left early from the hotel to give myself some leisure time at home to change for the playboy party. As soon as I get home, I get a call that I need to travel out of the way to pick up shirts for the schwag bags for the lucky strike party. This Would be right in the worst traffic at the worst time. Make it better I was already low on gas. I go pick up the shirts and have 50 minutes to do an hour trip and no gas. Milan says try victory, its the best way to go. Thing is I am not sure in the new car what it will do on no gas. The other thing is I am not really sure where I can get gas. Traffic is not helping, gas runs out. So I run a half mile the wrong way and have to run a mile back the other way, time is ticking by "I am gonna miss the fucking webmaster party of a life time". I get there and wait in fucking line while the attendant goes to the bathroom. Ugh, this fuckin sucks!!!! I get to the front and buy a gas can and but 2 dollars of gas, yep less than a gallon. While I am buying some dude touches my ass. He acts like its an accident and I shoot him one of those hey back the fuck up cinderella looks. Some asshole tries to pump my two dollars into his tank but I stop him in time. The pump won't fuckin pump inot the can. 5 times later and I get it done. I walk to the corner and mr fuckin had to touch my ass tries to offer me a ride to my car. "fuck bro, get off my jock" I think, but say no dude, I'm cool. I start the half mile run back to the car, I'm dressed in leather pants and a silk shirt and i am getting fuckin sweaty and I just know I am gonna smell like a fuckin gas station attendant. FUCK!!!!! Right as I am halfway through a dog starts barking. I think He is behind some fence and he didn't see me the first time I went by. Holy shit its a fuckin pit bull and he is running after me. Like I am not fuckin late enough. I think maybe he'll back off, I slow down and try to keep walking, the mfer keeps comin. Closer and closer. I am fuckin freaking. All this shit so I can bring you people some schwag. The dog barks and gets closer, I threaten him with the gas can, I keep goin, hopin the fucking owners will get the fuck out of their fuckin house and save my fabio ass from this fuckin beast. The dog keeps comin, I fight him off again with the gas can, he just keeps comin, I hit him with the can, but I can 't have him bite through this plastic piece of shit. I do it again, yeah all i need is to have to go buy another can and buy 2 more fuckin dollars of gas. Finally the owners come out, but the dog comes at me again. The owner runs out and grabs the dog. Fuckin finally!!!! I run the rest of the way and fuck the spigot doesn't work, I try and I try and I read the directions. I am purin gas all over me, I will never get cigars I need, I'll never make the party and you guys will be SOL on the schwag. People are callin me, I am now mr. fuckin gasoline smell and finally I figure it out. More calls. "dude you need to get here". I wipe myself off with a t shirt, I drive like hell only to find I am totally cool on time, I get the t shirts to sexentertain mike and everything is cool. That is my true story of friday night.

How could you run out of Gas.....?

Good story man....

Pete-KT · 11-23-2005, 01:15 AM

Nice story bro

2HousePlague · 11-23-2005, 01:18 AM

You should buy some music from a band called TOOL -- maybe soon, maybe tonight. Go, Caz! FUCK YEAH --

2hp

baddog · 11-23-2005, 01:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Cazually

I'm dressed in leather pants and a silk shirt

. . . and you wonder why the guy was touching youur ass?

Why not wear a sign that says, "touch me"

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 11-23-2005, 01:19 AM

At least ya didnt walk into the Lucky Strike Cigar/Cigarette party and burst into flames.

abyss_al · 11-23-2005, 01:20 AM

damn.. what a story... i like the details though.... i could totally picture the scene

Ycaza · 11-23-2005, 01:21 AM

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Originally Posted by S P A N N O W

Nice meeting you man!

Dude, it was my pleasure, thanks again for the hospitality

Ycaza · 11-23-2005, 01:23 AM

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Originally Posted by AlienQ

At least ya didnt walk into the Lucky Strike Cigar/Cigarette party and burst into flames.

I so needed a cigar after that and I just couldn't risk it, I would have blown up up me, the car and the schwag.

11-23-2005, 01:31 AM

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Originally Posted by baddog

. . . and you wonder why the guy was touching youur ass?

Why not wear a sign that says, "touch me"

Hahahah! I was thinking the same thing.

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 11-23-2005, 01:31 AM

OH yeah and walking around covered in gas is very dangerous, static electricity could have lit ya up easily.

Especially witha dude smackin yer ass on the street LOL

Ycaza · 11-23-2005, 01:35 AM

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Originally Posted by AlienQ

OH yeah and walking around covered in gas is very dangerous, static electricity could have lit ya up easily.

Especially witha dude smackin yer ass on the street LOL

He wasn't smackin he was just tryin to feel it up, I'm pretty and all, but not that pretty.

TheGoldenChild · 11-23-2005, 01:37 AM

Moral of the story
If you have long hair, look like Fabio and are wearing leather pants-
don't stop for a $2 gas can in West Hollywood or your ass will be touched.

Seriously though, I wondered why you smelled like fucking gasoline all night

Ycaza · 11-23-2005, 01:42 AM

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Originally Posted by kBizzle

Moral of the story
If you have long hair, look like Fabio and are wearing leather pants-
don't stop for a $2 gas can in West Hollywood or your ass will be touched.

Seriously though, I wondered why you smelled like fucking gasoline all night

this was in the valley my skinny little ass was on a bus with other gfy'ers in west hollywood and the only person starin at my ass or touchin it was lia19

so good to see you again bro.

2HousePlague · 11-23-2005, 01:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kBizzle

Moral of the story
If you have long hair, look like Fabio and are wearing leather pants-
don't stop for a $2 gas can in West Hollywood or your ass will be touched.

Seriously though, I wondered why you smelled like fucking gasoline all night

Man, your nose is amazing --

2hp

Ycaza · 11-23-2005, 01:50 AM

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Originally Posted by 2HousePlague

Man, your nose is amazing --

2hp

And the thing Is I tried to dress it up a little on thursday and friday night, and jack here was the only one that noticed. lol. Like what do I got to do to get some ladies here, huh?

2HousePlague · 11-23-2005, 01:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Cazually

And the thing Is I tried to dress it up a little on thursday and friday night, and jack here was the only one that noticed. lol. Like what do I got to do to get some ladies here, huh?

A lady, a "chiquita" if you will, may have noticed but would not confess the fact. My discernment is like a bolt cutter to the "tweezers" of such a one as you would want. Oh, you were seen.

2hp

TheGoldenChild · 11-23-2005, 01:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Cazually

And the thing Is I tried to dress it up a little on thursday and friday night, and jack here was the only one that noticed. lol. Like what do I got to do to get some ladies here, huh?

for starters throw away the leather pants
I had a pair of those back in 87
They didn't get me anything but sweaty balls and cost me a fortune to dry clean them.

2HousePlague · 11-23-2005, 02:01 AM

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Originally Posted by kBizzle

for starters throw away the leather pants
I had a pair of those back in 87
They didn't get me anything but sweaty balls and cost me a fortune to dry clean them.

Kevin, you have your ways to get laid -- there are other ways. Advise a friend to the SHORTEST path, not that which affirms you in success --

2hp

PixeLs · 11-23-2005, 02:46 AM

Worth sharing Odessey. It's better to have that gas smell than to have pitbull's teethmarks on your fabio ass. :D

Harley Girl · 11-23-2005, 08:40 AM

great story caza....lol

NY_TIM · 11-23-2005, 08:49 AM

thats like james bond shit yo

Joesho · 11-23-2005, 08:49 AM

Damn dude, that sucks

Bugbee · 11-23-2005, 09:09 AM

thanks caz that made my AM

corvette · 11-23-2005, 09:57 AM

whoa, good story

seeric · 11-23-2005, 10:05 AM

lol. that is classic. you should stopped and set the dog on fire with your portable bomb, but then you woulda had to go back to the gay gas station.

glad you made it. that was an accomplishment.

ROFL

loverboy · 11-23-2005, 10:06 AM

at least you got there in time and without missing any body parts

corvette · 11-23-2005, 10:06 AM

its almost worth going through all that just to be able to tell the story to the playmates

Phoenix · 11-23-2005, 10:10 AM

damn dude..gald it worked out...that is quite the story

glad the dog didnt get ya

Ice · 11-23-2005, 10:13 AM

Dude thats crazy.... too bad you didn't get video LOL

Fetish · 11-23-2005, 10:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cazually

For those that did not hear the story, here is my little odyssey.
I left early from the hotel to give myself some leisure time at home to change for the playboy party. As soon as I get home, I get a call that I need to travel out of the way to pick up shirts for the schwag bags for the lucky strike party. This Would be right in the worst traffic at the worst time. Make it better I was already low on gas. I go pick up the shirts and have 50 minutes to do an hour trip and no gas. Milan says try victory, its the best way to go. Thing is I am not sure in the new car what it will do on no gas. The other thing is I am not really sure where I can get gas. Traffic is not helping, gas runs out. So I run a half mile the wrong way and have to run a mile back the other way, time is ticking by "I am gonna miss the fucking webmaster party of a life time". I get there and wait in fucking line while the attendant goes to the bathroom. Ugh, this fuckin sucks!!!! I get to the front and buy a gas can and but 2 dollars of gas, yep less than a gallon. While I am buying some dude touches my ass. He acts like its an accident and I shoot him one of those hey back the fuck up cinderella looks. Some asshole tries to pump my two dollars into his tank but I stop him in time. The pump won't fuckin pump inot the can. 5 times later and I get it done. I walk to the corner and mr fuckin had to touch my ass tries to offer me a ride to my car. "fuck bro, get off my jock" I think, but say no dude, I'm cool. I start the half mile run back to the car, I'm dressed in leather pants and a silk shirt and i am getting fuckin sweaty and I just know I am gonna smell like a fuckin gas station attendant. FUCK!!!!! Right as I am halfway through a dog starts barking. I think He is behind some fence and he didn't see me the first time I went by. Holy shit its a fuckin pit bull and he is running after me. Like I am not fuckin late enough. I think maybe he'll back off, I slow down and try to keep walking, the mfer keeps comin. Closer and closer. I am fuckin freaking. All this shit so I can bring you people some schwag. The dog barks and gets closer, I threaten him with the gas can, I keep goin, hopin the fucking owners will get the fuck out of their fuckin house and save my fabio ass from this fuckin beast. The dog keeps comin, I fight him off again with the gas can, he just keeps comin, I hit him with the can, but I can 't have him bite through this plastic piece of shit. I do it again, yeah all i need is to have to go buy another can and buy 2 more fuckin dollars of gas. Finally the owners come out, but the dog comes at me again. The owner runs out and grabs the dog. Fuckin finally!!!! I run the rest of the way and fuck the spigot doesn't work, I try and I try and I read the directions. I am purin gas all over me, I will never get cigars I need, I'll never make the party and you guys will be SOL on the schwag. People are callin me, I am now mr. fuckin gasoline smell and finally I figure it out. More calls. "dude you need to get here". I wipe myself off with a t shirt, I drive like hell only to find I am totally cool on time, I get the t shirts to sexentertain mike and everything is cool. That is my true story of friday night.

New paragraph?

Ycaza · 11-23-2005, 10:24 AM

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Originally Posted by NY_TIM

thats like james bond shit yo

more cheech and chong than double O seven

Ycaza · 11-23-2005, 10:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Ice

Dude thats crazy.... too bad you didn't get video LOL

i was thinkin while i was fending off this mfer, everyone on gfy will want pics of this part

Nader · 11-23-2005, 10:46 AM

Ya and i was the first to see him right after this...Crazy!
The guy was sweating

Art Del Gado · 11-23-2005, 10:51 AM

leather pants and a silk shirt? no wonder the guys touched your ass

thats one hella of a story, im glad you got there on time

Penthouse Tony · 11-23-2005, 11:43 AM

dude glad it worked out in the end and you made it

J$tyle$ · 11-23-2005, 12:07 PM

LMFAO

Now that's CLASSIC!

Glad you made it, Caz!

Rhino22 · 11-23-2005, 12:09 PM

i cant read that shit.

TinaBallina · 11-23-2005, 12:10 PM

oh dear, not so good....it was great seeing u though babe.....xo

Doctor Dre · 11-23-2005, 12:23 PM

Sounds like a nightmare ... we all have thoses stressing moments in our lives ;)
I hate when that happens.

Ramos · 11-23-2005, 12:36 PM

bro you told me right after it happened......at least the end of the night was pimp

Poppy · 11-23-2005, 12:36 PM

Fuck bro. I was getting visuals of you having to do all of that shit...lol

sperbonzo · 11-23-2005, 12:56 PM

That was a hilarious story Caz! ....and you were playing so cool hanging on the couch with that girl when I was talking to you... :-D LOL!!

Hollywood Horwitz · 11-23-2005, 01:43 PM

great story! can ya put that in paragraph form next time to make our lives easier,lol..

Ycaza · 11-24-2005, 01:34 AM

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Originally Posted by J$tyle$

LMFAO

Now that's CLASSIC!

Glad you made it, Caz!

went by the spot today and i had to laugh

Ycaza · 11-24-2005, 07:53 PM

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Originally Posted by poppy

Fuck bro. I was getting visuals of you having to do all of that shit...lol

just wait, there is one more story brother

Spunky · 11-24-2005, 08:13 PM

Damn..quite the adventure

reed_4 · 11-24-2005, 08:18 PM

I like your story man, you can sell that to steven spielberg.

11-23-2005, 01:07 AM	#1
Ycaza Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: the 805 Posts: 4,290	I ran a mile and fought off a pit bull to get to the playboy mansion For those that did not hear the story, here is my little odyssey. I left early from the hotel to give myself some leisure time at home to change for the playboy party. As soon as I get home, I get a call that I need to travel out of the way to pick up shirts for the schwag bags for the lucky strike party. This Would be right in the worst traffic at the worst time. Make it better I was already low on gas. I go pick up the shirts and have 50 minutes to do an hour trip and no gas. Milan says try victory, its the best way to go. Thing is I am not sure in the new car what it will do on no gas. The other thing is I am not really sure where I can get gas. Traffic is not helping, gas runs out. So I run a half mile the wrong way and have to run a mile back the other way, time is ticking by "I am gonna miss the fucking webmaster party of a life time". I get there and wait in fucking line while the attendant goes to the bathroom. Ugh, this fuckin sucks!!!! I get to the front and buy a gas can and but 2 dollars of gas, yep less than a gallon. While I am buying some dude touches my ass. He acts like its an accident and I shoot him one of those hey back the fuck up cinderella looks. Some asshole tries to pump my two dollars into his tank but I stop him in time. The pump won't fuckin pump inot the can. 5 times later and I get it done. I walk to the corner and mr fuckin had to touch my ass tries to offer me a ride to my car. "fuck bro, get off my jock" I think, but say no dude, I'm cool. I start the half mile run back to the car, I'm dressed in leather pants and a silk shirt and i am getting fuckin sweaty and I just know I am gonna smell like a fuckin gas station attendant. FUCK!!!!! Right as I am halfway through a dog starts barking. I think He is behind some fence and he didn't see me the first time I went by. Holy shit its a fuckin pit bull and he is running after me. Like I am not fuckin late enough. I think maybe he'll back off, I slow down and try to keep walking, the mfer keeps comin. Closer and closer. I am fuckin freaking. All this shit so I can bring you people some schwag. The dog barks and gets closer, I threaten him with the gas can, I keep goin, hopin the fucking owners will get the fuck out of their fuckin house and save my fabio ass from this fuckin beast. The dog keeps comin, I fight him off again with the gas can, he just keeps comin, I hit him with the can, but I can 't have him bite through this plastic piece of shit. I do it again, yeah all i need is to have to go buy another can and buy 2 more fuckin dollars of gas. Finally the owners come out, but the dog comes at me again. The owner runs out and grabs the dog. Fuckin finally!!!! I run the rest of the way and fuck the spigot doesn't work, I try and I try and I read the directions. I am purin gas all over me, I will never get cigars I need, I'll never make the party and you guys will be SOL on the schwag. People are callin me, I am now mr. fuckin gasoline smell and finally I figure it out. More calls. "dude you need to get here". I wipe myself off with a t shirt, I drive like hell only to find I am totally cool on time, I get the t shirts to sexentertain mike and everything is cool. That is my true story of friday night. __________________ Caz Thrush Head Honcho [email protected] http://thrushtech.com ICQ: 304883574 do people still icq?

11-23-2005, 01:08 AM	#2
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11-23-2005, 01:37 AM	#15
TheGoldenChild Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Pacific Palisades Posts: 6,940	Moral of the story If you have long hair, look like Fabio and are wearing leather pants- don't stop for a $2 gas can in West Hollywood or your ass will be touched. Seriously though, I wondered why you smelled like fucking gasoline all night __________________

11-23-2005, 02:46 AM	#22
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11-23-2005, 08:40 AM	#23
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11-23-2005, 09:09 AM	#26
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11-23-2005, 10:05 AM	#28
seeric .......... Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: .......... Posts: 41,917	lol. that is classic. you should stopped and set the dog on fire with your portable bomb, but then you woulda had to go back to the gay gas station. glad you made it. that was an accomplishment. ROFL

11-23-2005, 10:06 AM	#29
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11-23-2005, 10:46 AM	#36
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11-23-2005, 10:51 AM	#37
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J$tyle$ Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Sunny San Diego Posts: 11,500	LMFAO Now that's CLASSIC! Glad you made it, Caz!

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Ramos Custom User Title Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 11,927	bro you told me right after it happened......at least the end of the night was pimp __________________ blewit.com - Performance & Pleasure Training For Men.

11-23-2005, 12:36 PM	#44
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11-23-2005, 12:56 PM	#45
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11-23-2005, 01:43 PM	#46
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11-24-2005, 08:13 PM	#49
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11-24-2005, 08:18 PM	#50
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