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11-22-2005, 05:59 PM
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Guts or Balls?
The difference between Guts and Balls can be defined
as follows: Guts - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?" Balls - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and saying, "You're next."
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11-22-2005, 06:01 PM
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So would you rather have Guts or Balls?
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11-22-2005, 06:03 PM
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Body armor.
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11-22-2005, 06:03 PM
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I need a beer
 
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 Both are very good
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11-22-2005, 06:03 PM
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hahaha, my future brother-in-law just sent me this. I got a kick out of it
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11-22-2005, 06:08 PM
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That is funny. Actually made my wife and I laugh.
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11-22-2005, 06:11 PM
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Alright, it's good to have "the guts" and "the balls." But what if the wife said..."enough is enough...i want a divorce!"
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11-22-2005, 06:18 PM
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Ok, let me be the first one to say "how I wish I have balls".
Now who's next?
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11-22-2005, 07:24 PM
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That's Fucking Classic
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11-22-2005, 07:30 PM
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There is a legendary story about Willie Nelson... After a long night of drinking and carousing...he finally made it home and collapsed, drunk, into bed. Early the next morning...he awoke to a walloping...his wife had sewn him into the top and bottom sheets and was beating him with a broom. This is just legend...but if it were true....I hardly think he asked her if she was gonna fly somewhere. Note: Willie has been sober now for many years. Yee haw! |
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