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The difference between Guts and Balls can be defined
as follows:

Guts - is arriving home late after a night out with

the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom,

and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning,

or are you flying somewhere?"

Balls - is coming home late after a night out with the

guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your

collar, slapping your wife on the ass and saying,

"You're next."

So would you rather have Guts or Balls? :)

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bluewire Ross

So would you rather have Guts or Balls? :)

according to those 2 scenerios...

Body armor.

:1orglaugh Both are very good

hahaha, my future brother-in-law just sent me this. I got a kick out of it :)

That is funny. Actually made my wife and I laugh.

Alright, it's good to have "the guts" and "the balls." But what if the wife said..."enough is enough...i want a divorce!"

Ok, let me be the first one to say "how I wish I have balls".
Now who's next?

That's Fucking Classic

Quote:

Originally Posted by DBS.US

There is a legendary story about Willie Nelson...

After a long night of drinking and carousing...he finally made it home and collapsed, drunk, into bed. Early the next morning...he awoke to a walloping...his wife had sewn him into the top and bottom sheets and was beating him with a broom.

This is just legend...but if it were true....I hardly think he asked her if she was gonna fly somewhere.

Note: Willie has been sober now for many years. Yee haw!