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  • DBS.US
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    • Aug 2003
    • 11841
    #1

    Guts or Balls?

    The difference between Guts and Balls can be defined
    as follows:


    Guts - is arriving home late after a night out with

    the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom,

    and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning,

    or are you flying somewhere?"



    Balls - is coming home late after a night out with the

    guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your

    collar, slapping your wife on the ass and saying,

    "You're next."
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    • Bluewire Ross
      Confirmed User
      • Nov 2005
      • 2169
      #2
      So would you rather have Guts or Balls?

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        • sonofsam
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Dec 2004
          • 18647
          #3
          Originally posted by Bluewire Ross
          So would you rather have Guts or Balls?
          according to those 2 scenerios...


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            • Spunky
              I need a beer
              • Jun 2002
              • 133978
              #4
              Both are very good

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                • BigCashCrew
                  Registered User
                  • Aug 2005
                  • 3570
                  #5
                  hahaha, my future brother-in-law just sent me this. I got a kick out of it

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                    • pornguy
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                      • Mar 2003
                      • 62910
                      #6
                      That is funny. Actually made my wife and I laugh.
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                        • Bluewire Ross
                          Confirmed User
                          • Nov 2005
                          • 2169
                          #7
                          Alright, it's good to have "the guts" and "the balls." But what if the wife said..."enough is enough...i want a divorce!"

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                            • PixeLs
                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                              • Jul 2005
                              • 11922
                              #8
                              Ok, let me be the first one to say "how I wish I have balls".
                              Now who's next?

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                                • edgeprod
                                  Permanently Gone
                                  • Mar 2004
                                  • 10019
                                  #9
                                  That's Fucking Classic

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                                    • Diego
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Sep 2005
                                      • 250
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by DBS.US
                                      The difference between Guts and Balls can be defined
                                      as follows:


                                      Guts - is arriving home late after a night out with

                                      the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom,

                                      and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning,

                                      or are you flying somewhere?"



                                      Balls - is coming home late after a night out with the

                                      guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your

                                      collar, slapping your wife on the ass and saying,

                                      "You're next."

                                      There is a legendary story about Willie Nelson...

                                      After a long night of drinking and carousing...he finally made it home and collapsed, drunk, into bed. Early the next morning...he awoke to a walloping...his wife had sewn him into the top and bottom sheets and was beating him with a broom.

                                      This is just legend...but if it were true....I hardly think he asked her if she was gonna fly somewhere.

                                      Note: Willie has been sober now for many years. Yee haw!

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