nah I had a huge house in Sun Valley and moved in the employees, he wasn't the only one. Tried to create a little porn commune. It was a grand failed experiment. I tried to share the success, be damned if I'm going to share everyone's problems.

you stupid little small time fuckhead, I have at least two design companies, one staff designer, two techs, two video producers, a couple programmers and a couple network techs working at all times. You think this msg board thing is some kind of big deal? You think YOU'RE some kind of big deal?

If there wasn't some leveling mechanism like a message board involved, you would never even get to speak to me, let alone argue with me. Get a fucking clue.

And yeah I did teach Ryan alot.
Many nights over a long duration.
You know ICQ does work in explaining things and teaching right?

I have done that for several of designers, 4 now is my guess that I helped and also explained things to on avoiding business problems with cheap assholes.
Each one is very successful:)

Maybe that would explaine why I have never done biz with you and knew right out the gate I never would.

Ya got all that and ya come here asking for somebody to come in and help with a fucken BBS board for free practically?

OMG! Please.

LOL! :1orglaugh

yeah? they're all successul designers now who would come here and thank you for all your icq 'teaching' huh?

name two of them.

no, I didn't ask for 'help'. I asked for someone to come and do a JOB modifying msg board settings, which I don't have the time or inclination to do myself. I remember you from another thread talking about how much you 'helped' your employers. Including Vivid lol

here's a free clue for you: when someone is paying you a salary, you're not 'helping' them. You're not their friend. You're their employee.

But Playa ya got:

Let me not mis quote you or anything OK?

Here:

"I have at least two design companies, one staff designer, two techs, two video producers, a couple programmers and a couple network techs working at all times."

Now playa...
Please.

To fuckin install a BBS board is like 5 minutes of work dude. another 10 for the god damn logo and ya think out of the those resources that ya could have ya know...

One of em do it?
Or are they all stupid as well?

No, it's not 5 minutes of work. It's more like 5 hours by someone who knows the software inside and out, and all my guys are busy doing other things.

Is that simple enough? I've explained it twice, once in explicit detail earlier. I don't know how to make it any easier for you.

oh, and I hired textpimp to do text editing earlier from a GFY thread. In fact I frequently hire people from GFY to do irregular jobs I don't want to spend programmer time on. Do you have a problem with that too you weird goofy motherfucker?

And I was going to go to bed :)

and miss all this? :1orglaugh

5 hours? No.
For Vbullitin?
No NO NO!

LOL!
What ya got it on a redundant cluster?
Multi Server with balancing?

Just one server?

Custom Configurations?
Wait we gone from Just simply installing Vbulletin to now expertly configuring and integrating the logo?

Or do you think custom configuration are just setting the style sheets with pretty hexi colors in the admin panel?

If you really make alot of money man...
I am stumped, how do complete retards manage so much coin?

http://main.bisexual.com/

does that look like 5 minutes of configuration to you? I guess you must be the smartest, most vbulletin savvy dude in the WORLD. Do you think there might be a reason I'm looking to hire the same person who did this configuration? hmmmmm? Do you think she did it in 5 minutes? I was guessing it would take her a couple days to get it just right.

I don't know why I'm responding to you. I must be out of my fucking mind. :helpme

dig is one of the few not scared to pull out his cock, when it comes down to it. he is obviously very successful, and has my full respect. and his mma skills scare me ;) i love to watch, but i have no interest in ever, ever playing.

:)

you have my full respect as well Quiet. I wish I could be more like you sometimes, but I always feel like I have to prove something for some reason, therefore I end up in pissing matches with people like Alien lol

It's not like I have anything to gain here.

"I just want to be able to say 'make it like GFY except with this logo' and then pay for it when it's done. No special programming required that I'm aware of, just tweaking the options."

Yeah about 5 minutes awright maybe 1/2 hour.
Thats what ya had in mind? Or Now ya changing it to a redesign of the whole thing?

Its fucken style sheets dude. Not some elaborate shit.
Get you hands dirty and learn somthing.

I had WMNB done in 3 hours and left it alone design and all, along with the News Feeds etc etc.

Ya are right nothing to gain here.

Good night.

looks like everyone else left it alone too, because I don't see anyone posting.

And you may not have noticed, but about halfway down the first page coolegg came in and pointed out bisexual.com, and that was the end of my plans for a simple layout. Comprehension wouldn't be among your strong suits I'm guessing.

Unlike me, you don't have anything to lose either. You're already a running GFY joke.

Well lets just call it a day Dig.

I know ya do good stuff, ya not a bad guy.

I was just surprised ya would ask people to do some work for ya without anything upfront then adding the statement about being paid when it is "Done".

Anyways really good night.
We oughtah bury this. Its pointless.

finally something we can agree on. Good night.

Good night :)

AlienQ sure is a dumb motherfucker.

Anyone got a link to that Vivid thread? I feel like a laugh. :1orglaugh

Ouch, first time I have seen that Vivid thread. Nasty.

"Bow to the Power of a Master Blogger"

Hahahahaa

damn what a thread. If i do recall dig420 made some nice money with fetishbucks a while back, he is not small time

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=254605