Anyone here ever think about starting your own church? - GoFuckYourself.com

OneHungLo · 11-21-2005, 05:25 PM

For the tax benifits of course

http://startchurch.com/

Chio · 11-21-2005, 05:27 PM

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Originally Posted by OneHungLo

For the tax benifits of course

http://startchurch.com/

YARGH! Theo started a cult of sorts. Donations are increasin' each day, which be good 'cause the landing pad for the Mother Ship be expensive.

NBDesign · 11-21-2005, 05:27 PM

not for tax benefits, but yes.

DaddyHalbucks · 11-21-2005, 06:13 PM

Yup, it's the best scam going.

You know that sweet little charity with the kettles at Christmas time? They take in $100 million --a year --from the kettles. That sweet little charity isn't even really a charity, it is really an ultra right wing church that has paid for the legal defenses of numerous accused child molesters (it's ministers) and has discriminated against gays and lesbians.

It is an evil organization, but the sheep keep giving to it, totally unaware.

Morgan · 11-21-2005, 06:19 PM

ya, im going to be

Reverend Herb Green

DBS.US · 11-21-2005, 06:23 PM

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phonesex · 11-21-2005, 06:30 PM

sure, a GFY church would be nice.

punker barbie · 11-21-2005, 06:33 PM

i forgot whom i said this to @ the LA show. "i worship my god" not a specfic religon but i do think something great does exsist doesnt mean i need to worship a specfic god or religon.

JoeMeca · 11-21-2005, 06:56 PM

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Originally Posted by OneHungLo

For the tax benifits of course

http://startchurch.com/

funniest thread of the week

HarrytheNazi · 11-21-2005, 07:04 PM

...can I get a yee-ha?

Violetta · 11-21-2005, 07:35 PM

start a church? hmmm... never thought about that before!

Grapesoda · 11-21-2005, 07:38 PM

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Originally Posted by OneHungLo

For the tax benifits of course

http://startchurch.com/

so Jesus walked in to a motel, threw a couple of nails on the counter and said "hey, can ya put me up for the nite?"

SilentKnight · 11-21-2005, 07:47 PM

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Originally Posted by bmb

so Jesus walked in to a motel, threw a couple of nails on the counter and said "hey, can ya put me up for the nite?"

And it goes without sayin'....self-crucifixion ain't all its crack'd up to be. Getting that third nail in is a real bitch!

MikeVega · 11-21-2005, 07:49 PM

Ray is a ordained minister ... he can legally marry people in 48 states .....

DBS.US · 11-21-2005, 07:56 PM

reed_4 · 11-22-2005, 12:43 AM

that's a fuckin great idea!

OneHungLo · 11-22-2005, 12:45 AM

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Originally Posted by MikeVega

Ray is a ordained minister ... he can legally marry people in 48 states .....

holy shit im seriously thinking about becoming an ordained minister

OneHungLo · 11-22-2005, 12:58 AM

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Originally Posted by punker barbie

i forgot whom i said this to @ the LA show. "i worship my god" not a specfic religon but i do think something great does exsist doesnt mean i need to worship a specfic god or religon.

I totally agree

miss wild · 11-22-2005, 02:43 AM

I have a plan of building a church but just want to donate them for the people

High Quality · 11-22-2005, 02:46 AM

I am really the L Ron Hubbard. You have no idea how sickenly rich I am.

nebula · 11-22-2005, 02:48 AM

Been ordained for 3 years now - registered to perform births, marriages & deaths in all but 2-3 states :D

je_rome · 11-23-2005, 12:21 AM

I wouldn't use religion to rake some bucks. Porn still rulez.

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