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Old 11-23-2005, 12:15 PM   #1
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Police Hit Naked Man in Genitals With Taser

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FORT MYERS BEACH, Fla. - Police accidentally hit a naked man in the genitals with a Taser after he was caught breaking windows and asking women to touch him, authorities said.

Jeremy J. Miljour, 26, tried to run away when sheriff's deputies approached so one of them shot their Taser, said Cpl. Matt Chitwood. But one of the gun's prongs accidentally hit Miljour's genitals and got stuck, Chitwood said.

"The Taser is relatively accurate, but when someone is moving like that, it doesn't matter if you have a Taser, or a pistol. (Officers) can't aim," Chitwood said.

Miljour was treated at a hospital before being taken to the Lee County jail. He was charged with indecent exposure, resisting an officer and criminal damage.
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Old 11-23-2005, 12:19 PM   #2
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It got stuck too lol, cozy.
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Old 11-23-2005, 12:19 PM   #3
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Oh fuck that's awful.
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Old 11-23-2005, 12:22 PM   #4
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If I was a cop, I would've done the same thing...just for the story.
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Old 11-23-2005, 12:28 PM   #5
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i bet the guy got off on getting tazed..
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Old 11-23-2005, 12:32 PM   #6
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Saved him a trip to Guantanamo Bay to have it done
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Old 11-23-2005, 12:33 PM   #7
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I bet he is gonna sue.
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Old 11-23-2005, 12:45 PM   #8
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if i was a cop i'd always aim for the crotch or the ear
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Old 11-23-2005, 12:47 PM   #9
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I bet he is gonna sue.
and he will get a huge ammount of money

im sure
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Old 11-23-2005, 01:02 PM   #10
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if you hit a guy in the balls with a taser and he doesn't drop...

RUN LIKE A MOFO
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Old 11-23-2005, 01:16 PM   #11
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He deserved it...but damn that musta hurt.
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Old 11-23-2005, 01:20 PM   #12
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i'd say that would really hurt!
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Old 11-23-2005, 01:21 PM   #13
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I doubt that guy will ever do anything like that again... what a freak anyways ...
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Old 11-23-2005, 01:22 PM   #14
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hmmm, wonder if it was really an accident lol
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Old 11-23-2005, 01:22 PM   #15
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lol, imagine how badly it hurt...
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Old 11-23-2005, 01:25 PM   #16
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lol, imagine how badly it hurt...
If there is something left to hurt
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Old 11-23-2005, 01:27 PM   #17
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Yep that had to hurt
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Old 11-23-2005, 01:29 PM   #18
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If you read the instructions with the tasers that the RCMP use in Canada, it says to aim for the chest and if that's not a good target, the eyes.

Can you imagine being hit in the eyes with taser darts? Amazing.
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Old 11-23-2005, 11:06 PM   #19
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Accident or not, he just did the right thing.
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Old 11-23-2005, 11:09 PM   #20
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If you read the instructions with the tasers that the RCMP use in Canada, it says to aim for the chest and if that's not a good target, the eyes.

Can you imagine being hit in the eyes with taser darts? Amazing.
wouldn't that permantently blind them?
Aren't tasers the ones that shoot pronged darts out?
I imagine that's a hell of a lawsuit...
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Old 11-23-2005, 11:10 PM   #21
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Old 11-23-2005, 11:17 PM   #22
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wouldn't that permantently blind them?
Aren't tasers the ones that shoot pronged darts out?
I imagine that's a hell of a lawsuit...
I don't think it could be good. I didn't believe it actually said that until a buddy showed me and I read it myself. I had to read it twice.
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Old 11-23-2005, 11:41 PM   #23
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yo dont you guys get it? the tazer got stuck there by "ACCIDENT"... jeez and he happenned to be naked..cmon man ;) anyways that sucker deserved it good
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Old 11-24-2005, 01:25 AM   #24
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all I can say is... ouch.
Them BME guys would kill for an op like that..lol.
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Old 11-24-2005, 01:42 AM   #25
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Thats got to hurt like a motherfucka. I thought getting hit in the nuts was bad, how about 750,000 volts of electricity catching your nut hair on fire
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