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MadCat · 11-20-2005, 07:36 AM

still be able to hammer down nails with their bare fingers?

sexybabe · 11-20-2005, 07:40 AM

They are getting Chi power through air.

mrthumbs · 11-20-2005, 07:41 AM

they hide twinkies under their bed

JamesK2 · 11-20-2005, 07:44 AM

It's in their brain. A human brain is very powerful, and has control over the whole human body, so if you manage to get more control over your brain, by meditating you can do crazy stuff like that.

Antonio · 11-20-2005, 08:01 AM

I can hammer at least 6 monks with my bare fingers and I don't even eat rice

GFX Wiz · 11-20-2005, 08:03 AM

it's a REALLY big bowl of rice?

fallenmuffin · 11-20-2005, 08:09 AM

Tai Chi, 'supreme-ultimate' discipline.

Let my armies be the rocks and the trees and the birds in the sky

MadCat · 11-20-2005, 08:27 AM

FACT: Bruce Lee trained at the Shaolin Temple of Lhasa in 1967. When his training was complete, he left behind only one object -- a sweaty t-shirt. Every year, the Shaolin monks in the region make a pilgrimage to the Shrine of the Shirt to absorb his residual chi emanating from the cloth, much like Green Lantern recharges his ring with his power lantern periodically. It's common knowledge that Bruce Lee gained his awesome strength from eating a strict diet of vegetarians.

Fred Quimby · 11-20-2005, 08:29 AM

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Originally Posted by MadCat

FACT: Bruce Lee gained his awesome strength from eating a strict diet of vegetarians.

He ate vegetarians?

tony286 · 11-20-2005, 08:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Fred Quimby

He ate vegetarians?

I knew they had to good for something

jimthefiend · 11-20-2005, 08:36 AM

Vegan pussy tastes drab.

Fletch XXX · 11-20-2005, 08:38 AM

when i was living out of my car i had less food then that.

Wiggles · 11-20-2005, 08:39 AM

you sure its only one bowl? ever kung fu movie i;ve seen they are eating like mad.

Machete_ · 11-20-2005, 08:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Fred Quimby

He ate vegetarians?

cool1 · 11-20-2005, 08:45 AM

Maybe they are all gay.
Doesn't cum have a lot of protein

escorpio · 11-20-2005, 08:54 AM

PixeLs · 11-20-2005, 08:33 PM

They are still getting enough meal everyday I guess.

With regard to that skill, I think, it's just skills, constant practice, and meditation.

Rob · 11-20-2005, 08:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Fletch XXX

when i was living out of my car i had less food then that.

Last week was pretty tough on you, heh?

reed_4 · 11-20-2005, 10:44 PM

Mind over matter, I guess. That's why they are monks.

chadglni · 11-20-2005, 10:47 PM

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Originally Posted by JamesK

It's in their brain. A human brain is very powerful, and has control over the whole human body, so if you manage to get more control over your brain, by meditating you can do crazy stuff like that.

Yes brain is powerful and all that good shit. This still does not change the fact that slamming a finger on a nail will eventually make you bleed / mutilate your finger.

sickkittens · 11-20-2005, 10:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Fred Quimby

He ate vegetarians?

MikeB · 11-20-2005, 11:56 PM

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Originally Posted by MadCat

FACT: Bruce Lee trained at the Shaolin Temple of Lhasa in 1967. When his training was complete, he left behind only one object -- a sweaty t-shirt. Every year, the Shaolin monks in the region make a pilgrimage to the Shrine of the Shirt to absorb his residual chi emanating from the cloth, much like Green Lantern recharges his ring with his power lantern periodically. It's common knowledge that Bruce Lee gained his awesome strength from eating a strict diet of vegetarians.

hmmm, doesn't sound like the monks would do this, but maybe I'll get to find out next year when I'm at the temple. With any luck I'll be testing for a future belt rank at the actual temple itself.

je_rome · 11-22-2005, 12:04 AM

I saw a documentary once about the monks in Tibet. Imagine living on a very cold place with only robes as their clothing. They meditate to battle the cold.

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Originally Posted by JamesK

It's in their brain. A human brain is very powerful, and has control over the whole human body, so if you manage to get more control over your brain, by meditating you can do crazy stuff like that.

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