vbulletin expert wanted!

[dig420]

New vbulletin installs on two adult sites. I just want to be able to say 'make it like GFY except with this logo' and then pay for it when it's done. No special programming required that I'm aware of, just tweaking the options.

Wonder if Joe will loan me somebody

Leave contact info in this thread or hit me up via icq.

[dig420]

The software is already installed btw, just need the tweaks done thru the admin section.

[dig420]

*bump*

nobody here who's got a lot of experience working with vbulletin?

easy job, fast money!

[coolegg2]

Contact the user "Rake" at vBulletin.org. I've used her before and can recommend her (her work for me: http://main.bisexual.com). She doesn't do graphics though, just setup, mods, layouts and programming. It sounds like you might have the graphics covered, and if so, then Rake can do what you are looking for (and much more if you want some serious mods later).

[dig420]

thanks, that is very nice looking work

[AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE]

Originally Posted by dig420

I just want to be able to say 'make it like GFY except with this logo' and then pay for it when it's done.

Idiot.

Asking people to work free...

Not surprising. What happened Mr. Bling bling Playa?

[EviLGuY]

I could help you out Dig. My ICQ info is over to the left there (I'm online but invisible) and my email is [email protected]

[sonofsam]

Originally Posted by AlienQ

Idiot.

Asking people to work free...

Not surprising.

alien bro, i don't think hes asking for free work

[Tuga]

Hi, I have a few vbul boards, hitting you up.

[AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE]

"I just want to be able to say 'make it like GFY except with this logo' and then pay for it when it's done."


Nah, thats asking for work free.
LOL

[The Truth Hurts]

I'd help ya out... but i'm a nazi right wing republican.

lol.

[dig420]

Originally Posted by AlienQ

"I just want to be able to say 'make it like GFY except with this logo' and then pay for it when it's done."


Nah, thats asking for work free.
LOL

if this 'attack' made any sense at all I would probably respond to it, but I think you're owning yourself already so what's the point?

[sonofsam]

Originally Posted by AlienQ

"I just want to be able to say 'make it like GFY except with this logo' and then pay for it when it's done."


Nah, thats asking for work free.
LOL

ahh.. either way i don't think he would fuck around and not pay..

if you want to do the design, i'll insure the work up to 500 bucks if he doesn't pay, sound good ?

[dig420]

Originally Posted by The Truth Hurts

I'd help ya out... but i'm a nazi right wing republican.

lol.

oh I LOVE having right wingers on payroll lol

just for the irony of it all...

[AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE]

Originally Posted by dig420

if this 'attack' made any sense at all I would probably respond to it, but I think you're owning yourself already so what's the point?

Pop pop them little pills...

Change prescriptions and get some reading classes.

[DEViANCE]

I'll take a look at it for you and help you tweak it if you want

[The Truth Hurts]

Originally Posted by dig420

oh I LOVE having right wingers on payroll lol

just for the irony of it all...

I LOVE having left wingers accuse me of being a right winger.

just for the irony of it all...

[AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE]

Originally Posted by sonofsam

ahh.. either way i don't think he would fuck around and not pay..

if you want to do the design, i'll insure the work up to 500 bucks if he doesn't pay, sound good ?

I wouldnt do a fuck all for this retard.
Hell if he was worth anything he could do it himself.

I got 3 boards of my own all of which I installed and designed and marketed

Talent and posers, talent and posers.

Not to mention...
You would be out 500 by the time its over. I gurantee it.

PS: He most likely not even willing to pay nor afford 500 ROFLMAO!

[pornguy]

Never have messed with it, but if you take the time, I am sure that you can do it your self.

[dig420]

Originally Posted by AlienQ

I wouldnt do a fuck all for this retard.
Hell if he was worth anything he could do it himself.

I got 3 boards of my own all of which I installed and designed and marketed

Talent and posers, talent and posers.

Not to mention...
You would be out 500 by the time its over. I gurantee it.

PS: He most likely not even willing to pay nor afford 500 ROFLMAO!

First off, your work isn't quite up the quality level I have in mind.

Second, nobody's ever been shafted by me.

Third, you've been in this business almost as long as I have and you're still a penniless nobody. Why should I care what you have to say or think about anything? You're a proven loser.

What are these three fabulously successful boards you've 'marketed'? I'd like to see them.

I know you're mad at me because you think I've attacked you in the past, but I really didn't. I just pointed out things to you that were obvious to everyone reading your posts but apparently not to you, such as 'don't attack people 100x more successful than you telling them what an idiot they are and how much better you would do it' but you didn't want to hear that from me. I figured you might listen if I said it since it came from somebody you know wouldn't bullshit you and you sure weren't and still aren't listening to anybody else.

I told you when you started trying to be GFY famous what would happen to your credibility, especially when your posting kept making less and less sense as time went on.

You're not a bad guy Mark. You're just insane, but I guess you can't help that.

[dig420]

Originally Posted by pornguy

Never have messed with it, but if you take the time, I am sure that you can do it your self.

Time is money, I'd rather just have someone else take care of it.

This bisexual.com is really an excellent site

[AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE]

I might be a little nuts but I got more class than to ask people for free work LOL

Nah, what ya started with me, was direct attacks dude. Out of nowhere.
For what? Sooo GFY. I thought ya had more class than to ask people to work for free!
AHhaha I guess I gave ya to much credit!

You are and always will be an imbecille, ya big "Playa".

LOL...

[dig420]

Where are you getting that I'm asking people to work for free? Where is this idea coming from?

[AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE]

PS: Get some real tours will ya...
Fucken christ.

[aeon]

Originally Posted by AlienQ

I might be a little nuts but I got more class than to ask people for free work LOL

Nah, what ya started with me, was direct attacks dude. Out of nowhere.
For what? Sooo GFY. I thought ya had more class than to ask people to work for free!
AHhaha I guess I gave ya to much credit!

You are and always will be an imbecille, ya big "Playa".

LOL...

I'm no fan of dig420 on boards but you're syphilitic mind is confused as usual - he didn't ask for free work.

He made a passing statement...just get it done and I'll pay for it. For some reason I don't see him having trouble getting money into his paypal account to pay people like you.

[AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE]

I just want to be able to say 'make it like GFY except with this logo' and then pay for it when it's done.

Translation: If you do this and if I like it I will pay you.

Dude...
You are asking for free work. WHat you to good that ya think ya shouldnt have to pay until a work is done? Is that how you do everything?

[Hardlinks]

Originally Posted by AlienQ

PS: Get some real tours will ya...
Fucken christ.

Had to go make sure my 12 yr old wasnt online, you sound just like him.


Bump for some PAID WORK.

[AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE]

Originally Posted by Hardlinks

Had to go make sure my 12 yr old wasnt online, you sound just like him.


Bump for some PAID WORK.

Ya shouldnt let your 12 year old surf porn...

[edgeprod]

meh, vbull.

[EdgeXXX]

Might just be me, but I believe deviance already said he would help and he's never charged us for help (could be wrong about the free for you part tho)

[AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE]

Then pay for it when it's done.

OMG, awright awright. Fine its not free! LOL! GO ahead ladies and gentlemen knock yourself out doing this for em!

Seriously only a fucken retard would do such a thing upfront, silly me to construe it as a request for free labor. If you are so loaded Dig why dont ya got a team and shit? Or do they work free also?

[The Truth Hurts]

AlienQ invented vBulletin.

[dig420]

Originally Posted by AlienQ

I just want to be able to say 'make it like GFY except with this logo' and then pay for it when it's done.

Translation: If you do this and if I like it I will pay you.

Dude...
You are asking for free work. WHat you to good that ya think ya shouldnt have to pay until a work is done? Is that how you do everything?

and how does 'pay for it when it's done' translate to 'pay for it if I like it'?

If I don't like it then it's not done. I've never known it to be any other way. Are you accustomed to demanding money from webmasters before they consider the job done or something?

This is exactly what I'm talking about lol.. you're not making ANY sense at all. Everybody is telling you this, even people who don't like me, but it's not having any effect on you whatsoever. You just keep ranting on about some point that apparently only YOU get.

[AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE]

"If I dont like it is not done..."

Oh man...
World of hurt right there. Go on newbs jump on this awesome opportunity!

[dig420]

Originally Posted by AlienQ

Then pay for it when it's done.

OMG, awright awright. Fine its not free! LOL! GO ahead ladies and gentlemen knock yourself out doing this for em!

Seriously only a fucken retard would do such a thing upfront, silly me to construe it as a request for free labor. If you are so loaded Dig why dont ya got a team and shit? Or do they work free also?

Generally I pay half up front and the rest when finished. If you're knocking my paysites then you're knocking both Mike Walker from Wyldesites and Stephan from superchargedentertainment.com, both of whom as far as I know have achieved about as high a level of success in the design field as is possible.

Which one are you sneering at now?

[dig420]

Originally Posted by AlienQ

"If I dont like it is not done..."

Oh man...
World of hurt right there. Go on newbs jump on this awesome opportunity!

then please be so kind as to tell me what program owners you work for who allows YOU to decide when his site is done.

I still want to see your three messageboards.

[AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE]

I assume they only worked on them until you considerd them done and that you did not pay them anything until completion? I find that not a likely scenerio with Mr. Wyld.

That seems to be what you are trying here.

So now you are saying that you expect Mike Wyld Performance for free or umm err... Rather until you say "its done" but not pay until then.

LOL!

But none the less..

Just because Wyld may have done them does not make them Instant awesome.
LOL! Sheesh... There is more to it than that.

[dig420]

Originally Posted by AlienQ

I assume they only worked on them until you considerd them done and that you did not pay them anything until completion? I find that not a likely scenerio with Mr. Wyld.

That seems to be what you are trying here.

So now you are saying that you expect Mike Wyld Performance for free or umm err... Rather until you say "its done" but not pay until then.

LOL!

But none the less..

Just because Wyld may have done them does not make them Instant awesome.
LOL! Sheesh... There is more to it than that.

if Mike Walker's design work isn't 'instant awesome' it's damn close, and certainly better than anything you've ever done.

So let me get this straight: When YOU do a job for someone YOU tell THEM when it's done, and you do it better than wyldesites or supercharged. Is that about right?

[Mr. Jim]

I have a guy for you.... He did work for me on a board that was let's say quite well known

jh

[email protected]

[AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE]

Originally Posted by dig420

if Mike Walker's design work isn't 'instant awesome' it's damn close, and certainly better than anything you've ever done.

So let me get this straight: When YOU do a job for someone YOU tell THEM when it's done, and you do it better than wyldesites or supercharged. Is that about right?

Inquiring about my work? How I do it, how I charge?

Forget it man... I wouldnt click the photoshop icon for you.

However I do get 1/2 upfront 100% of the time guranteed.
But you were not saying such when ya started this thread.

Let me explaine.

You pay 1/2 upfront and then 1/2 on completion that is practically law anyone doing otherwise is a fool, especially on the laborers part.

I feel no remorse for suckers that fall into these kind of traps that worthless webmasters do that make real skilled people jump through hoops for nickles.

Ya seem very inquisitive about my business as of late.

Get it out of your head. I wouldnt do biz with you PERIOD.

You oughtah have more class than to ask people that do not know better to do work upfront without pay until You say, "It is done". I know some people will fall for it they always do...

[dig420]

Originally Posted by EdgeXXX

Might just be me, but I believe deviance already said he would help and he's never charged us for help (could be wrong about the free for you part tho)

Deviance also has 'your site is not as secure as you think' in his sig, which makes me a little nervous about him LOL

[dig420]

good lord Mark, you are SUCH a nutcase.

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...ht=alien+vivid

I can't believe this incident didn't cause you to stop and think. This is perhaps the most embarassing thread on GFY EVER, and it doesn't even faze you.

coolegg, I'm having trouble finding contact info for Rake. Can you hit me up on icq?

[AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE]

Originally Posted by dig420

good lord Mark, you are SUCH a nutcase.

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...ht=alien+vivid

I can't believe this incident didn't cause you to stop and think. This is perhaps the most embarassing thread on GFY EVER, and it doesn't even faze you.

coolegg, I'm having trouble finding contact info for Rake. Can you hit me up on icq?

It sure did make me think.
Why do you think it happened in the first place
It was one of the best moves of my life. Well not exactly, I done alot of good things for myself.

Never mind...

Asking you to think is impossible.

Good luck ripping some newbie that does not know any better.

[EdgeXXX]

Originally Posted by dig420

Deviance also has 'your site is not as secure as you think' in his sig, which makes me a little nervous about him LOL

LOL Understandable

[sarettah]

Hey Dig, you might want to hit up Trev. He's been doing all the tweaks and stuff at Oprano.

And Alien, just for the record, the little business I have done with Dig and from what I know of his reputation his word is gold.

[AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE]

Originally Posted by sarettah

And Alien, just for the record, the little business I have done with Dig and from what I know of his reputation his word is gold.

Sure OK, but thats not what is being questioned here.

[sarettah]

Originally Posted by AlienQ

Sure OK, but thats not what is being questioned here.

No, that is exactly what is being questioned by you.

[camouflaged123]

a simple thread and a big drama....gosh, people need to change for fucks sake!

[dig420]

Originally Posted by sarettah

No, that is exactly what is being questioned by you.

I'm not sure Alien is fully responsible for his posts

[AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE]

Originally Posted by sarettah

No, that is exactly what is being questioned by you.

Awright then...

"then pay for it when it's done."

And

"If I dont like it is not done..."

Is now officially solid gold!