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Juicy D. Links · 03-20-2002, 05:48 PM

One of my close friends just found out he has to get one of his balls removed. Poor guy had something called a "torsion", where the ball twisted and cut off blood supply to the point the ball is dead.......Poor guy was complaining of stomach pains and such and finally saw the doctor!!!!

Point of this...as bad of a day you think you are having its nothing compared to this poor guy

Babaganoosh · 03-20-2002, 05:51 PM

Oh NUTS! That's not cool. One of my friends lost a nut in a rodeo accident. One ball Billy is his name now. Doesn't seem to have affected him at all. Had one kid after the accident.

Cheshire · 03-20-2002, 05:52 PM

I've heard of that. Guys are supposed to RUSH to the hospital if any prolonged pain in the balls occurs, because that twisting thing is not uncommon.

Juicy D. Links · 03-20-2002, 05:57 PM

Damb , i think he is going to get one of those prosthetic balls. Its like a implant for the balls. No one will ever know..

twistyneck · 03-20-2002, 06:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cheshire
I've heard of that. Guys are supposed to RUSH to the hospital if any prolonged pain in the balls occurs, because that twisting thing is not uncommon.

I get that all the time. Once you loosen up the hose clamp it goes away in a minute or two.

boneprone · 03-21-2002, 04:58 AM

are testicals editable?
Can you eat those things?

ServerGenius · 03-21-2002, 05:58 AM

Yes they are actually there are quite a few countries where
you can find testicals on the menu at restaurants, it has a meatloaf/liver kinda structure and is wrapped in somekind
of skin....

In spain bull testicals are considered a delicatese...I never
tried them myself nor do I intent to.....For me just the usual
Juicy rare cooked steak....and I'm a happy man!

If you see: cojones/heuvos de torro..... don't order it!

DynaMite

Thumbelina · 03-21-2002, 07:13 AM

Boneprone I assume you ment ....Edible

If they are editable, that means that you can remove them or Undo them..............

Just fucking with you.

Lev · 03-21-2002, 07:28 AM

I saw it on TV on this reality show "Fear Factor", the people had to eat bull testicles, it was fucking disgusting, couple of contestants could not go on, they started to throw up.

playa · 03-21-2002, 07:29 AM

its all about prevention guys,,,

boxers all the way

bunky · 03-21-2002, 07:33 AM

Sorry for the poor bastard.. i went to school with a guy with only one nutt. we called em MonoNutt had a great song and everything.. he got more ass than all my group combind inculding me. hehe

bunky

LoveAsianChicks · 03-21-2002, 07:49 AM

Americans eat balls!!!
I saw a show that had some fucking stupid American "cowboy"
(this is 2002) this moron had all the cowboy gear & ate Bull nuts called a "prairie Oyster".

ServerGenius · 03-21-2002, 08:22 AM

Quote:

I saw it on TV on this reality show "Fear Factor", the people had to eat bull testicles, it was fucking disgusting, couple of contestants could not go on, they started to throw up.

I saw that show too man! Was broadcasted in NL aswell

1 guy ate them all and won!

DynaMite

zubr · 03-21-2002, 08:23 AM

Dont let your girlfriend bite your balls!

Nina · 03-21-2002, 08:30 AM

I dated a guy with only one ball.... but he had a really big cock so it was ok

His theory was, to make up for only giving him one ball, God gave him an extra few inches.

LoveAsianChicks · 03-21-2002, 08:38 AM

Hello Nina. You'll find this board alot more crazy then theadultwebmaster board. LOL..

bunky · 03-21-2002, 08:42 AM

i once worked at a seafood resturant we sold Mountion Oysters (pig nutts) we had to order about 5 cases a week 4 jars a case about 26 nuts a case.. they sold out quick. NO I NEVER TRIED THEM.

bunky

E-van · 03-21-2002, 10:34 AM

if you are in Mexico, NEVER order Criadillas.

I have a list of what not to order here, it's just way too big :oP

Wizzo · 03-21-2002, 01:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks
Damb , i think he is going to get one of those prosthetic balls. Its like a implant for the balls. No one will ever know..

Might as well get two, while they're cutting...Then, you can make some cash on bar bets...

Gary · 03-21-2002, 01:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Wizzo

Might as well get two, while they're cutting...Then, you can make some cash on bar bets...

When you put it that way, i may have mine removed.

03-20-2002, 05:48 PM	#1
Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	One Testicle??? One of my close friends just found out he has to get one of his balls removed. Poor guy had something called a "torsion", where the ball twisted and cut off blood supply to the point the ball is dead.......Poor guy was complaining of stomach pains and such and finally saw the doctor!!!! Point of this...as bad of a day you think you are having its nothing compared to this poor guy

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Cheshire Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Rosen-Villin Posts: 5,738	I've heard of that. Guys are supposed to RUSH to the hospital if any prolonged pain in the balls occurs, because that twisting thing is not uncommon.

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Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	Damb , i think he is going to get one of those prosthetic balls. Its like a implant for the balls. No one will ever know..

03-21-2002, 07:28 AM	#9
Lev Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 3,545	I saw it on TV on this reality show "Fear Factor", the people had to eat bull testicles, it was fucking disgusting, couple of contestants could not go on, they started to throw up.

03-21-2002, 07:29 AM	#10
playa Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: atlanta, GA Posts: 6,432	its all about prevention guys,,, boxers all the way

03-21-2002, 07:33 AM	#11
bunky Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Charlotte NC USA Posts: 902	Sorry for the poor bastard.. i went to school with a guy with only one nutt. we called em MonoNutt had a great song and everything.. he got more ass than all my group combind inculding me. hehe bunky __________________ BoneProne 4 Life - BoneProne Family [insert title here]

03-21-2002, 07:49 AM	#12
LoveAsianChicks Registered User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: -CANADA- Posts: 1,464	Americans eat balls!!! I saw a show that had some fucking stupid American "cowboy" (this is 2002) this moron had all the cowboy gear & ate Bull nuts called a "prairie Oyster". Last edited by LoveAsianChicks; 03-21-2002 at 07:54 AM..

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03-21-2002, 08:30 AM	#15
Nina Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: NYC Posts: 2,687	I dated a guy with only one ball.... but he had a really big cock so it was ok His theory was, to make up for only giving him one ball, God gave him an extra few inches.

03-21-2002, 08:38 AM	#16
LoveAsianChicks Registered User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: -CANADA- Posts: 1,464	Hello Nina. You'll find this board alot more crazy then theadultwebmaster board. LOL..

03-21-2002, 08:42 AM	#17
bunky Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Charlotte NC USA Posts: 902	i once worked at a seafood resturant we sold Mountion Oysters (pig nutts) we had to order about 5 cases a week 4 jars a case about 26 nuts a case.. they sold out quick. NO I NEVER TRIED THEM. bunky __________________ BoneProne 4 Life - BoneProne Family [insert title here]

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