GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum

GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum (https://gfy.com/index.php)
-   Fucking Around & Business Discussion (https://gfy.com/forumdisplay.php?f=26)
-   -   One Testicle??? (https://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=54194)

Juicy D. Links 03-20-2002 05:48 PM

One Testicle???
 
One of my close friends just found out he has to get one of his balls removed. Poor guy had something called a "torsion", where the ball twisted and cut off blood supply to the point the ball is dead.......Poor guy was complaining of stomach pains and such and finally saw the doctor!!!!

Point of this...as bad of a day you think you are having its nothing compared to this poor guy :( :( :(

Babaganoosh 03-20-2002 05:51 PM

Oh NUTS! That's not cool. One of my friends lost a nut in a rodeo accident. One ball Billy is his name now. Doesn't seem to have affected him at all. Had one kid after the accident.

Cheshire 03-20-2002 05:52 PM

I've heard of that. Guys are supposed to RUSH to the hospital if any prolonged pain in the balls occurs, because that twisting thing is not uncommon.

Juicy D. Links 03-20-2002 05:57 PM

Damb , i think he is going to get one of those prosthetic balls. Its like a implant for the balls. No one will ever know..

twistyneck 03-20-2002 06:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cheshire
I've heard of that. Guys are supposed to RUSH to the hospital if any prolonged pain in the balls occurs, because that twisting thing is not uncommon.
I get that all the time. Once you loosen up the hose clamp it goes away in a minute or two.

boneprone 03-21-2002 04:58 AM

are testicals editable?
Can you eat those things?

ServerGenius 03-21-2002 05:58 AM

Yes they are actually there are quite a few countries where
you can find testicals on the menu at restaurants, it has a meatloaf/liver kinda structure and is wrapped in somekind
of skin....

In spain bull testicals are considered a delicatese...I never
tried them myself nor do I intent to.....For me just the usual
Juicy rare cooked steak....and I'm a happy man!

If you see: cojones/heuvos de torro..... don't order it!

DynaMite :2 cents:

Thumbelina 03-21-2002 07:13 AM

Boneprone I assume you ment ....Edible

If they are editable, that means that you can remove them or Undo them..............:Graucho

Just fucking with you.

Lev 03-21-2002 07:28 AM

I saw it on TV on this reality show "Fear Factor", the people had to eat bull testicles, it was fucking disgusting, couple of contestants could not go on, they started to throw up.

playa 03-21-2002 07:29 AM

its all about prevention guys,,,

boxers all the way:thumbsup

bunky 03-21-2002 07:33 AM

Sorry for the poor bastard.. i went to school with a guy with only one nutt. we called em MonoNutt had a great song and everything.. he got more ass than all my group combind inculding me. hehe

bunky

LoveAsianChicks 03-21-2002 07:49 AM

Americans eat balls!!!
I saw a show that had some fucking stupid American "cowboy"
(this is 2002) this moron had all the cowboy gear & ate Bull nuts called a "prairie Oyster".
:throwup

ServerGenius 03-21-2002 08:22 AM

Quote:

I saw it on TV on this reality show "Fear Factor", the people had to eat bull testicles, it was fucking disgusting, couple of contestants could not go on, they started to throw up.
I saw that show too man! Was broadcasted in NL aswell :)
1 guy ate them all and won!

DynaMite:thumbsup

zubr 03-21-2002 08:23 AM

Dont let your girlfriend bite your balls! :1orglaugh

Nina 03-21-2002 08:30 AM

I dated a guy with only one ball.... but he had a really big cock so it was ok :thumbsup

His theory was, to make up for only giving him one ball, God gave him an extra few inches.

LoveAsianChicks 03-21-2002 08:38 AM

Hello Nina. You'll find this board alot more crazy then theadultwebmaster board. LOL..

bunky 03-21-2002 08:42 AM

i once worked at a seafood resturant we sold Mountion Oysters (pig nutts) we had to order about 5 cases a week 4 jars a case about 26 nuts a case.. they sold out quick. NO I NEVER TRIED THEM.


bunky

E-van 03-21-2002 10:34 AM

if you are in Mexico, NEVER order Criadillas.

I have a list of what not to order here, it's just way too big :oP

Wizzo 03-21-2002 01:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks
Damb , i think he is going to get one of those prosthetic balls. Its like a implant for the balls. No one will ever know..
Might as well get two, while they're cutting...Then, you can make some cash on bar bets...:winkwink:

Gary 03-21-2002 01:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Wizzo


Might as well get two, while they're cutting...Then, you can make some cash on bar bets...:winkwink:

When you put it that way, i may have mine removed.


All times are GMT -7. The time now is 10:37 AM.

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.8
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.
©2000-, AI Media Network Inc123