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12clicks · 03-20-2002, 06:41 AM

if the cheap bastard would just buy advertising we'd all still be enjoying his 3rd grade whit even now!

its truely a sad day for us all

Amputate Your Head · 03-20-2002, 08:05 AM

I think he's getting more creative since the ban.. I found this in my Inbox this morning:

Quote:

Dr Kenngo Mbuyo.
Federal Housing Estate
Road 18, Special Unit
Mbandaka.
Democratic Republic of Congo

Dear Sir,

Urgent Business Proposal/Investment Assistance

My name is Dr Kenngo Mbuyo, former Special Assistant
on Internal
Security to the late President Kabila who was
assassinated on the 16th of January 2001.

You may be surprise to receive my letter on the
grounds that we
have not met before. But never mind you will get to
understand the
situation and my reason of contacting you as you read
further. Before
the assassination of President Kabila, I have as I had
always done
for him through the assistance of a Security Company
moved the
sum of USD$35,000.000 (Thirty Five Million United
States Dollars)
out of the Democratic Republic of Congo for safe
keeping in Africa.
This Security Company also has affiliates in Europe.
With his
death and our inability to inform his business
partner in Europe
of this last arrangement, there is no other person
who knows about this money except me.

I have contacted the Security Company and they are
ready to negotiate
with who ever I recommend as the beneficiary for
onward transfer.
I have in the past made similar arrangements and
substantial amount
of money made from sales of Diamond moved to
different destinations
and lodged in banks in Switzerland, Belgium and
France for my late boss.

I am contacting you to solicit for your urgent
assistance to help
me move this money to your account in multiple
transfers since
from all indication the present government headed by
his son,
Joseph Kabila, is watching our movements as former
aids since his
assassination is still under investigation. Our bank
accounts
and some personal asserts put under close watch.
There is no
risk involved in this and I assure you of a smooth
and 100% risk free transaction.

I got your contact from the Foreign Investment Office
here in Kinshasa
on my search for a reputable individual or company
that can assist
me. You are please to maintain absolute
confidentiality in this
matter. Apart from the joint business participation,
I will be
very willing to give you a 25% share of the total
money. I am
not ready to contact any other person until I get a
reply from you.

I await your response.

Yours sincerely.

Dr Kenngo Mbuyo.

12clicks · 03-20-2002, 08:29 AM

that's forest!!! shit, I already sent the money.

mule · 03-20-2002, 10:10 AM

wow, Kongo as well, now?
heh
I received a few very similar emails from the Ivory Coast and Nigeria.
These spammers get in a lot of travelling

FATPad · 03-20-2002, 10:14 AM

He got banned?

Wizzo · 03-20-2002, 10:51 AM

I believe it was a un-creative spam that got him axed...

Tipsy · 03-20-2002, 11:46 AM

He had creative spam?????

theWatsonian · 03-20-2002, 11:51 AM

Just goes to show that a man can't be spamming when he on the crack. A man gotta keep his wit to make the spam flow.

jimmyf · 03-20-2002, 11:54 AM

who's forest?

FATPad · 03-20-2002, 11:56 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by jimmyf
who's forest?

A super advanced marketer who was so far ahead of his time, he had actually gone full circle and come right back to being a spammer.

Ludedude · 03-20-2002, 01:16 PM

I resemble that remark!

Kimmykim · 03-20-2002, 02:29 PM

Too bad about the ban lol ;)

Gemini · 03-20-2002, 02:39 PM

So thry got to his section of the rain forest with the chainsaw finally eh?

Steve · 03-20-2002, 02:51 PM

I miss him already. He's on the cutting edge of adult marketing.

quiet · 03-20-2002, 02:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Steve
I miss him already. He's on the cutting edge of adult marketing.

lol

noshit · 03-20-2002, 02:59 PM

Quote:

A super advanced marketer who was so far ahead of his time, he had actually gone full circle and come right back to being a spammer.

LOL FATPad

03-20-2002, 06:41 AM	#1
12clicks Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: God's right hand Posts: 19,801	where is forest's daily spam? if the cheap bastard would just buy advertising we'd all still be enjoying his 3rd grade whit even now! its truely a sad day for us all __________________ I'm not a dinosaur, I'm a crocodile. I've seen dinosaurs come and go and I'm left unimpressed.

03-20-2002, 08:29 AM	#3
12clicks Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: God's right hand Posts: 19,801	that's forest!!! shit, I already sent the money. __________________ I'm not a dinosaur, I'm a crocodile. I've seen dinosaurs come and go and I'm left unimpressed.

03-20-2002, 10:10 AM	#4
mule Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: hamsterdam Posts: 6,085	wow, Kongo as well, now? heh I received a few very similar emails from the Ivory Coast and Nigeria. These spammers get in a lot of travelling __________________ Converting like a mofo

03-20-2002, 10:51 AM	#6
Wizzo 2011 GFY Hall of Fame! Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Back in Texas! Posts: 15,224	I believe it was a un-creative spam that got him axed... __________________ Looking for Opportunity!

03-20-2002, 11:46 AM	#7
Tipsy Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: See sig Posts: 6,989	He had creative spam????? __________________ Ignorance is never bliss.

03-20-2002, 10:14 AM	#5
FATPad Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 6,693	He got banned?

03-20-2002, 11:51 AM	#8
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03-20-2002, 11:54 AM	#9
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03-20-2002, 01:16 PM	#11
Ludedude Suck it! Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Who wants to know? Posts: 4,432	I resemble that remark! __________________

03-20-2002, 02:29 PM	#12
Kimmykim bitchslapping zebras!!!!! Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: In a shack by the beach Posts: 16,015	Too bad about the ban lol ;)

03-20-2002, 02:39 PM	#13
Gemini Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: o-HI-o Posts: 7,183	So thry got to his section of the rain forest with the chainsaw finally eh?

03-20-2002, 02:51 PM	#14
Steve Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: USA Posts: 6,894	I miss him already. He's on the cutting edge of adult marketing.