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I think he's getting more creative since the ban.. I found this in my Inbox this morning:

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Dr Kenngo Mbuyo.
Federal Housing Estate
Road 18, Special Unit
Mbandaka.
Democratic Republic of Congo

Dear Sir,

Urgent Business Proposal/Investment Assistance

My name is Dr Kenngo Mbuyo, former Special Assistant
on Internal
Security to the late President Kabila who was
assassinated on the 16th of January 2001.

You may be surprise to receive my letter on the
grounds that we
have not met before. But never mind you will get to
understand the
situation and my reason of contacting you as you read
further. Before
the assassination of President Kabila, I have as I had
always done
for him through the assistance of a Security Company
moved the
sum of USD$35,000.000 (Thirty Five Million United
States Dollars)
out of the Democratic Republic of Congo for safe
keeping in Africa.
This Security Company also has affiliates in Europe.
With his
death and our inability to inform his business
partner in Europe
of this last arrangement, there is no other person
who knows about this money except me.

I have contacted the Security Company and they are
ready to negotiate
with who ever I recommend as the beneficiary for
onward transfer.
I have in the past made similar arrangements and
substantial amount
of money made from sales of Diamond moved to
different destinations
and lodged in banks in Switzerland, Belgium and
France for my late boss.

I am contacting you to solicit for your urgent
assistance to help
me move this money to your account in multiple
transfers since
from all indication the present government headed by
his son,
Joseph Kabila, is watching our movements as former
aids since his
assassination is still under investigation. Our bank
accounts
and some personal asserts put under close watch.
There is no
risk involved in this and I assure you of a smooth
and 100% risk free transaction.

I got your contact from the Foreign Investment Office
here in Kinshasa
on my search for a reputable individual or company
that can assist
me. You are please to maintain absolute
confidentiality in this
matter. Apart from the joint business participation,
I will be
very willing to give you a 25% share of the total
money. I am
not ready to contact any other person until I get a
reply from you.

I await your response.

Yours sincerely.

Dr Kenngo Mbuyo.