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EroticySteve · 11-17-2005, 07:44 AM

I come back from class about 4:30pm and walk upstairs. As i get my key to open my room I hear some music coming from a roommate's room across the hall.

I couldn't make out what it was nor did I care, I just had to get studying for a Chem exam.

He opens his door and he's walking to the bathroom in tightie whities singing, "Natural Woman" into a Banana what was supposed to be a microphone I guess.

I shook my head in disbelief, grabbed my Chem textbook and went to the library.

I wonder what that dude is up to these days.

Screaming · 11-17-2005, 07:46 AM

Hes currently in office.

EroticySteve · 11-17-2005, 07:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Screaming

Hes currently in office.

Last I heard he works in a shipyard or as a line cook or something.

Holly · 11-17-2005, 07:56 AM

The guy who lived across from me, who was also a pitcher on the baseball team, used to stand naked in front of the window so me or my roommate would "accidentally" see him. During spring break, he broke into my apartment and stole all my underwear, panty hose, and slips.

EroticySteve · 11-17-2005, 08:34 AM

Let me add that on a Spring Break the same dude that was singing "Natural Woman" asked another dude friend of ours to shave his back so he'd look hot on the beach in Panama City.

Gag, gag, puke.

wdsguy · 11-17-2005, 08:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Holly

The guy who lived across from me, who was also a pitcher on the baseball team, used to stand naked in front of the window so me or my roommate would "accidentally" see him. During spring break, he broke into my apartment and stole all my underwear, panty hose, and slips.

that was me

Downtime · 11-17-2005, 09:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Holly

The guy who lived across from me, who was also a pitcher on the baseball team, used to stand naked in front of the window so me or my roommate would "accidentally" see him. During spring break, he broke into my apartment and stole all my underwear, panty hose, and slips.

alright that's a little creepy

nofx · 11-17-2005, 09:04 AM

college dorms rule

pretty much like anarchy within safe walls

i've seen so much illegal shit go down on campus.

11-17-2005, 07:44 AM	#1
EroticySteve Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: The Sunshine State Posts: 4,365	Funny memory from college I come back from class about 4:30pm and walk upstairs. As i get my key to open my room I hear some music coming from a roommate's room across the hall. I couldn't make out what it was nor did I care, I just had to get studying for a Chem exam. He opens his door and he's walking to the bathroom in tightie whities singing, "Natural Woman" into a Banana what was supposed to be a microphone I guess. I shook my head in disbelief, grabbed my Chem textbook and went to the library. I wonder what that dude is up to these days. __________________ You deserve to make more money. I'll help you do that. Our affiliates earn up to $3/email or $107/sale email steve <at> eroticy.com - icq 290153464

11-17-2005, 07:46 AM	#2
Screaming I can change this!!!!! Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 18,972	Hes currently in office. __________________

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Holly Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Jesusland Posts: 10,017	The guy who lived across from me, who was also a pitcher on the baseball team, used to stand naked in front of the window so me or my roommate would "accidentally" see him. During spring break, he broke into my apartment and stole all my underwear, panty hose, and slips. __________________ War National Damn Champions Eagle

11-17-2005, 08:34 AM	#5
EroticySteve Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: The Sunshine State Posts: 4,365	Let me add that on a Spring Break the same dude that was singing "Natural Woman" asked another dude friend of ours to shave his back so he'd look hot on the beach in Panama City. Gag, gag, puke. __________________ You deserve to make more money. I'll help you do that. Our affiliates earn up to $3/email or $107/sale email steve <at> eroticy.com - icq 290153464

11-17-2005, 09:04 AM	#8
nofx Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Virgin Mary's womb Posts: 16,826	college dorms rule pretty much like anarchy within safe walls i've seen so much illegal shit go down on campus. __________________ Often times I wonder why There's love and hate, theres live or die. When sickness comes I must decide: When feelings go, theres suicide.