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EroticySteve · 11-17-2005, 07:10 AM

I was wondering. How on earth do you know if you have the bird flu?

Thankfully a friend sent me this today:

The Center for Disease Control has released a list of
symptoms of bird flu. If you experience any of the
following, please seek medical treatment immediately:

1. High fever
2. Congestion
3. Nausea
4. Fatigue
5. Aching in the joints
6. An irresistible urge to shit on someone's windshield

Mutt · 11-17-2005, 07:12 AM

to be honest i do have the urge to shit on somebody's windshield. but i've always had that. so i'm not really afraid i have the bird flu.

EroticySteve · 11-17-2005, 07:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mutt

to be honest i do have the urge to shit on somebody's windshield. but i've always had that. so i'm not really afraid i have the bird flu.

I've heard that they've ammended the last symptom to include windshields and cars with dark paint.

Screaming · 11-17-2005, 07:20 AM

I think this bird flu stuff is a big scare.

Th!nk · 11-17-2005, 08:08 AM

..i think this should be given special attention...this bird flu phenomenon is serious!!!

Hornydog4cooter · 11-17-2005, 08:10 AM

hum... i got all the symptoms but #6 lol

EroticySteve · 11-17-2005, 08:31 AM

#6 is the kicker. The second I see some dude shitting on my windshield i'm going to buy a boat and sail out to sea until this blows over. I'll live on fish and kelp.

Swappernet · 11-17-2005, 08:53 AM

bird flew lol

11-17-2005, 07:10 AM	#1
EroticySteve Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: The Sunshine State Posts: 4,365	Medical Advice I was wondering. How on earth do you know if you have the bird flu? Thankfully a friend sent me this today: The Center for Disease Control has released a list of symptoms of bird flu. If you experience any of the following, please seek medical treatment immediately: 1. High fever 2. Congestion 3. Nausea 4. Fatigue 5. Aching in the joints 6. An irresistible urge to shit on someone's windshield __________________ You deserve to make more money. I'll help you do that. Our affiliates earn up to $3/email or $107/sale email steve <at> eroticy.com - icq 290153464

11-17-2005, 07:12 AM	#2
Mutt Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 34,431	to be honest i do have the urge to shit on somebody's windshield. but i've always had that. so i'm not really afraid i have the bird flu. __________________ I moved my sites to Vacares Hosting. I've saved money, my hair is thicker, lost some weight too! Thanks Sly!

11-17-2005, 07:20 AM	#4
Screaming I can change this!!!!! Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 18,972	I think this bird flu stuff is a big scare. __________________

11-17-2005, 08:31 AM	#7
EroticySteve Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: The Sunshine State Posts: 4,365	#6 is the kicker. The second I see some dude shitting on my windshield i'm going to buy a boat and sail out to sea until this blows over. I'll live on fish and kelp. __________________ You deserve to make more money. I'll help you do that. Our affiliates earn up to $3/email or $107/sale email steve <at> eroticy.com - icq 290153464

11-17-2005, 08:53 AM	#8
Swappernet Registered User Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: On the front lines Posts: 43	bird flew lol __________________ ICQ: 254694894 www.swappernet.com - For our members it's a lifestyle! For our affiliates it's a lifetime!

11-17-2005, 08:08 AM	#5
Th!nk Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 6,996	..i think this should be given special attention...this bird flu phenomenon is serious!!!

11-17-2005, 08:10 AM	#6
Hornydog4cooter Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 2,859	hum... i got all the symptoms but #6 lol