Medical Advice
 

I was wondering. How on earth do you know if you have the bird flu?

Thankfully a friend sent me this today:

The Center for Disease Control has released a list of
symptoms of bird flu. If you experience any of the
following, please seek medical treatment immediately:

1. High fever
2. Congestion
3. Nausea
4. Fatigue
5. Aching in the joints
6. An irresistible urge to shit on someone's windshield

to be honest i do have the urge to shit on somebody's windshield. but i've always had that. so i'm not really afraid i have the bird flu.

I've heard that they've ammended the last symptom to include windshields and cars with dark paint.

I think this bird flu stuff is a big scare.

..i think this should be given special attention...this bird flu phenomenon is serious!!!

hum... i got all the symptoms but #6 lol

#6 is the kicker. The second I see some dude shitting on my windshield i'm going to buy a boat and sail out to sea until this blows over. I'll live on fish and kelp.

bird flew lol