The "REAL" Biblical position on abortion - GoFuckYourself.com

Snake Doctor · 11-16-2005, 02:35 PM

Bible thumpers always use the bible and God as their justification for opposing abortion. They like to quote verses like Jeremiah 1:5. (Before I formed you in the womb I knew you)

Even though abortions did happen in biblical times the bible is silent on the issue. However, simple logic will lead us to the conclusion that the bible does indeed endorse and in most cases even insists on abortion.

It's a simple as this. The penalty for adultery is death. This was strictly enforced under the law of Moses.

If an unwed woman was found to be pregnant, she was obviously an adulteress. (Remember in the strictest sense adultery is sex outside of marriage, neither of the parties have to be married for sex to constitute adultery under biblical law)

So the unwed woman who was found to be pregnant would be stoned to death, not only killing her but of course killing the baby.
So really, the true biblical position on abortion is that not only should we kill the fetus, but the mother as well. (Since the vast majority of women seeking abortions aren't married, or are married but were impregnated by someone other than their husband)

So I guess if you want to be a true religious conservative you shouldn't stop women from going into abortion clinics, you should kill them on their way in.
Also, you shouldn't want supreme court justices that will overturn Roe V Wade. You want justices who will amend Roe v Wade to state that the unwed mother also needs to be aborted.

TheLegacy · 11-16-2005, 02:39 PM

thanks for the update, we'll get on it

Libertine · 11-16-2005, 02:41 PM

Wrong. The real biblical position is that if one causes a woman to have a miscarriage, one must pay her husband a few dozen silverlings.

pradaboy · 11-16-2005, 03:03 PM

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Wrong. The real biblical position is that if one causes a woman to have a miscarriage, one must pay her husband a few dozen silverlings.

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ejeet · 11-16-2005, 03:22 PM

Wrong, conservatives and communists should be lynched and their dead bodies spat on.

nofx · 11-16-2005, 03:25 PM

Virgin Mary had an abortion

11-16-2005, 02:35 PM	#1
Snake Doctor I'm Lenny2 Bitch Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: On top of my soapbox Posts: 13,449	The "REAL" Biblical position on abortion Bible thumpers always use the bible and God as their justification for opposing abortion. They like to quote verses like Jeremiah 1:5. (Before I formed you in the womb I knew you) Even though abortions did happen in biblical times the bible is silent on the issue. However, simple logic will lead us to the conclusion that the bible does indeed endorse and in most cases even insists on abortion. It's a simple as this. The penalty for adultery is death. This was strictly enforced under the law of Moses. If an unwed woman was found to be pregnant, she was obviously an adulteress. (Remember in the strictest sense adultery is sex outside of marriage, neither of the parties have to be married for sex to constitute adultery under biblical law) So the unwed woman who was found to be pregnant would be stoned to death, not only killing her but of course killing the baby. So really, the true biblical position on abortion is that not only should we kill the fetus, but the mother as well. (Since the vast majority of women seeking abortions aren't married, or are married but were impregnated by someone other than their husband) So I guess if you want to be a true religious conservative you shouldn't stop women from going into abortion clinics, you should kill them on their way in. Also, you shouldn't want supreme court justices that will overturn Roe V Wade. You want justices who will amend Roe v Wade to state that the unwed mother also needs to be aborted.

11-16-2005, 02:39 PM	#2
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11-16-2005, 02:41 PM	#3
Libertine sex dwarf Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 17,860	Wrong. The real biblical position is that if one causes a woman to have a miscarriage, one must pay her husband a few dozen silverlings. __________________ /(bb\|[^b]{2})/

11-16-2005, 03:25 PM	#6
nofx Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Virgin Mary's womb Posts: 16,826	Virgin Mary had an abortion __________________ Often times I wonder why There's love and hate, theres live or die. When sickness comes I must decide: When feelings go, theres suicide.

11-16-2005, 03:22 PM	#5
ejeet Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 258	Wrong, conservatives and communists should be lynched and their dead bodies spat on.