Kazakhstan Threatens To Sue Ali G For Borat Portrayal! - GoFuckYourself.com

Maxy · 11-15-2005, 01:44 PM

ASTANA, Kazakhstan (Reuters) -- Kazakhstan's Foreign Ministry threatened legal action Monday against a British comedian who wins laughs by portraying the central Asian state as a country populated by drunks who enjoy cow-punching as a sport.

Sacha Baron Cohen, who portrays a spoof Kazakh television presenter Borat in his "Da Ali G Show," has won fame ridiculing Kazakhstan, the world's ninth largest country yet still little known to many in the West, on British and U.S. channels.

Cohen appears to have drawn official Kazakh ire after he hosted the annual MTV Europe Music Awards show in Lisbon earlier this month as Borat, who arrived in an Air Kazakh propeller plane controlled by a one-eyed pilot clutching a vodka bottle.

"We do not rule out that Mr. Cohen is serving someone's political order designed to present Kazakhstan and its people in a derogatory way," Kazakh Foreign Ministry spokesman Yerzhan Ashykbayev told a news briefing.

"We reserve the right to any legal action to prevent new pranks of the kind." He declined to elaborate.

Pipecrew · 11-15-2005, 01:46 PM

I like Ali G, but damn, him hosting that show was retarded, wasnt funny at all.

EroticySteve · 11-15-2005, 01:47 PM

In my country there is problem.

And the problem is transport.

It take very very long.

Cause Kzakstan is big.

Throw transport down the well.

So my country can be free.

We must make travel easy.

Then we have a big party.

Maxy · 11-15-2005, 01:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pipecrew

I like Ali G, but damn, him hosting that show was retarded, wasnt funny at all.

No? I didn't see it. How'd it go down?

BigCashCrew · 11-15-2005, 01:49 PM

haha, that character cracks me up.

ATKCash · 11-15-2005, 01:52 PM

Let me show you picture of my sister...

nakki · 11-15-2005, 01:53 PM

High five!

salsbury · 11-15-2005, 01:53 PM

I am big, like can of Pepsi.

beemk · 11-15-2005, 01:54 PM

borat is hilarious.

Maxy · 11-15-2005, 01:57 PM

I don't object a hijacking of this thread into a borat quote fest

ATKCash · 11-15-2005, 01:59 PM

My wife and I made up a list of rules for an Ali G drinking game.

You must drink whenever Borat....

1. Says "chinqui"
2. References his dead wife
3. References Jews, gypsies, or his sister
4. Pulls out polaroids
5. High fives someone
6. Says "Naice."
7. Kisses men on the cheek twice
8. you get the idea...

Give it a try. It'll get ya drunk. Ali and Bruno have their own set of rules.

ForceWielder · 11-15-2005, 02:03 PM

Borat is the shit man, and probably the greatest character that Cohen has invented.

AmateurFlix · 11-15-2005, 02:06 PM

I read the title too quickly and thought it said kak_azn threatens to sue Ali G lol

DK · 11-15-2005, 02:15 PM

Throw The Jew Down The Well !!
So my country can be free!

Bryan G · 11-15-2005, 02:18 PM

Ali G is great man, anyone see the episode where he interviews the Beckhams?? LOL

DK · 11-15-2005, 02:21 PM

You Mean this one?

http://www.dumpalink.com/media/11316...s_The_Beckhams

haig · 11-15-2005, 02:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EroticySteve

In my country there is problem.

And the problem is transport.

It take very very long.

Cause Kzakstan is big.

Throw transport down the well.

So my country can be free.

We must make travel easy.

Then we have a big party.

___
Sorry That here; are You from Kazakstan?

Juilan · 11-15-2005, 02:52 PM

"I want to do a romance inside of you."

"In Kazhakstan we have many hobbies: disco dancing, archery, rape and table tennis..."

"If you come back with me to my country,(....) I will give you television and remote control..."

"There is land of opportunities in US of A. For man, construction work, taxi driving and accountancy. For woman, as a prostitute."

"In America, women can vote but horse cannot! It is the other way around in my country."

Sam Granger · 11-15-2005, 03:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juilan

"I want to do a romance inside of you."

"In Kazhakstan we have many hobbies: disco dancing, archery, rape and table tennis..."

"If you come back with me to my country,(....) I will give you television and remote control..."

"There is land of opportunities in US of A. For man, construction work, taxi driving and accountancy. For woman, as a prostitute."

"In America, women can vote but horse cannot! It is the other way around in my country."

Lol, nice pic.

Maxy · 11-15-2005, 03:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juilan

"I want to do a romance inside of you."

"In Kazhakstan we have many hobbies: disco dancing, archery, rape and table tennis..."

"If you come back with me to my country,(....) I will give you television and remote control..."

"There is land of opportunities in US of A. For man, construction work, taxi driving and accountancy. For woman, as a prostitute."

"In America, women can vote but horse cannot! It is the other way around in my country."

GlydeGirl · 11-15-2005, 03:03 PM

"We do not rule out that Mr. Cohen is serving someone's political order designed to present Kazakhstan and its people in a derogatory way,"

Yeah... it's called HUMOUR!

Pornwolf · 11-15-2005, 03:16 PM

He's stupid sometimes but when he's on a roll he's hilarious.

$5 submissions · 11-15-2005, 03:59 PM

My favorite Ali G interview was when he was portraying a gay reporter and he interviewed a skinhead band. Ali: "Have you ever (masturbated) on stage during a gig?" Band member: "Masturbation is a very private thing" LOL I thought he was gonna get rolled out of there.

Bryan G · 11-15-2005, 04:05 PM

Yup thats the one LOL, thanks!!!

northboy · 11-15-2005, 04:09 PM

lol imagine if everyone sued David Letterman and Jay Leno for their sketches making fun of presidents/people. Since most of what he says falls in different countries, a lot of the time in the US/UK I'd have to assume he's protected under freedom of speach. Political satire, anyways, he's fucking funny, let him do his shit, most people probably would have never known Kazakhstan even existed if it weren't for him.

tranza · 11-15-2005, 04:59 PM

ALi G is hilarious

Juilan · 11-15-2005, 05:45 PM

14/10/05 Kazakhstan rocked in Borat porno allegations

News reaches us from the Borat Board that the family broadcaster from Kazakhstan has had his dubious past exposed on the eve of the MTV music awards.

Alright so who has the Borat Porn tapes? Evan? Kbizzle?

Havalina · 11-15-2005, 11:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juilan

14/10/05 Kazakhstan rocked in Borat porno allegations

News reaches us from the Borat Board that the family broadcaster from Kazakhstan has had his dubious past exposed on the eve of the MTV music awards.

Alright so who has the Borat Porn tapes? Evan? Kbizzle?

.....

nico-t · 11-16-2005, 07:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DK

You Mean this one?

http://www.dumpalink.com/media/11316...s_The_Beckhams

that was some funny shit lol

The Duck · 11-16-2005, 07:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ForceWielder

Borat is the shit man, and probably the greatest character that Cohen has invented.

What he said!

And what do khaz care? Not like they get alot of tourists anyway. Anyone in their right mind know its just for laughs.

High Quality · 11-16-2005, 07:17 AM

OMG that is some fucking funny shit.

"thaaaats veeeerrry nnniiiiiice"

who · 11-16-2005, 07:17 AM

Poor old Kazakis...

But Borat was fucking crap on the MTV Music Awards (Europe)..

and didn't madonna look like a stunned tuna

Mefo · 11-16-2005, 07:22 AM

what's a shakira? ;)

Twe Russ · 11-16-2005, 07:33 AM

Show us Z ashaaaa...

Juilan · 11-16-2005, 08:57 AM

A soundboard with Borat audio clips.
http://www.goyk.com/flash.asp?path=166

Wiggles · 11-16-2005, 09:24 AM

bah its just publicity for the country.

J-$ · 11-16-2005, 09:26 AM

bah im guessing its all talk and they wont do shittaboutitt ... else conan, leno and friends would've been in jail a long time ago LOL

BabeHunter · 11-16-2005, 09:38 AM

In Episode Six of Borat's Guide to the USA II Borat gets some tips on how to find a job. He first talks through his skills with Al Miller a Careers Advisor. He tells him that one of his jobs back home in Kazakhstan was to work with animals and to make them "have explosion, for liquid, to make them have more animals". Borat says that his "speciality is camels". He can make camels have liquid explosions in less than 20 minutes. Goats are very easy, however, "less than a minute".

Miller asks Borat to tell him of a moment during his time as an "animal semen extractor" in which he excelled himself. Borat recalls of a time when there was a camel who could not perform anymore. "Let Borat try". A detailed story is thentold about how Borat saved the day.

The next trip is a dummy job interview with Sheila Lawrence. Borat struggles to think of a previous employer who say a good word about him. "They say I am lazy, but they lie". Borat finally tells Sheila that he can "sniff out if there is a traitor in a company. I can finish them."

Borat finally gets a proper interview with William Spurbeck from Equity Funding. He opens the interview by telling him that he can hold down a very large woman for up to 3 hours! Probably not the sort of skill he really was looking for.

MarcS · 11-16-2005, 09:40 AM

the best one was when he interviewed that feminist professor

do you feel a women should be able to have any job?

Yeah

woud you feel safe tho if you knew a women was flying your plane?

then he talks about women trying feminism
Do you think all women should try feminism at least once?
Do you think it is right when they is trying feminism at a party when they is drunk and at the next day they get back together with their boyfriends?

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11-16-2005, 09:38 AM	#38
BabeHunter Webmaster Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: 2nd door on the left Posts: 4,063	In Episode Six of Borat's Guide to the USA II Borat gets some tips on how to find a job. He first talks through his skills with Al Miller a Careers Advisor. He tells him that one of his jobs back home in Kazakhstan was to work with animals and to make them "have explosion, for liquid, to make them have more animals". Borat says that his "speciality is camels". He can make camels have liquid explosions in less than 20 minutes. Goats are very easy, however, "less than a minute". Miller asks Borat to tell him of a moment during his time as an "animal semen extractor" in which he excelled himself. Borat recalls of a time when there was a camel who could not perform anymore. "Let Borat try". A detailed story is thentold about how Borat saved the day. The next trip is a dummy job interview with Sheila Lawrence. Borat struggles to think of a previous employer who say a good word about him. "They say I am lazy, but they lie". Borat finally tells Sheila that he can "sniff out if there is a traitor in a company. I can finish them." Borat finally gets a proper interview with William Spurbeck from Equity Funding. He opens the interview by telling him that he can hold down a very large woman for up to 3 hours! Probably not the sort of skill he really was looking for. __________________ Yep

11-16-2005, 09:40 AM	#39
MarcS Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 139	the best one was when he interviewed that feminist professor do you feel a women should be able to have any job? Yeah woud you feel safe tho if you knew a women was flying your plane? then he talks about women trying feminism Do you think all women should try feminism at least once? Do you think it is right when they is trying feminism at a party when they is drunk and at the next day they get back together with their boyfriends?