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Maxy 11-15-2005 01:44 PM

Kazakhstan Threatens To Sue Ali G For Borat Portrayal!
 
http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2005/WORLD/as...tory.borat.jpg

ASTANA, Kazakhstan (Reuters) -- Kazakhstan's Foreign Ministry threatened legal action Monday against a British comedian who wins laughs by portraying the central Asian state as a country populated by drunks who enjoy cow-punching as a sport.

Sacha Baron Cohen, who portrays a spoof Kazakh television presenter Borat in his "Da Ali G Show," has won fame ridiculing Kazakhstan, the world's ninth largest country yet still little known to many in the West, on British and U.S. channels.

Cohen appears to have drawn official Kazakh ire after he hosted the annual MTV Europe Music Awards show in Lisbon earlier this month as Borat, who arrived in an Air Kazakh propeller plane controlled by a one-eyed pilot clutching a vodka bottle.

"We do not rule out that Mr. Cohen is serving someone's political order designed to present Kazakhstan and its people in a derogatory way," Kazakh Foreign Ministry spokesman Yerzhan Ashykbayev told a news briefing.

"We reserve the right to any legal action to prevent new pranks of the kind." He declined to elaborate.

Pipecrew 11-15-2005 01:46 PM

I like Ali G, but damn, him hosting that show was retarded, wasnt funny at all.

EroticySteve 11-15-2005 01:47 PM

In my country there is problem.

And the problem is transport.

It take very very long.

Cause Kzakstan is big.

Throw transport down the well.

So my country can be free.

We must make travel easy.

Then we have a big party.

Maxy 11-15-2005 01:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pipecrew
I like Ali G, but damn, him hosting that show was retarded, wasnt funny at all.

No? I didn't see it. How'd it go down?

BigCashCrew 11-15-2005 01:49 PM

haha, that character cracks me up.

ATKCash 11-15-2005 01:52 PM

Let me show you picture of my sister...

nakki 11-15-2005 01:53 PM

High five!

salsbury 11-15-2005 01:53 PM

I am big, like can of Pepsi.

beemk 11-15-2005 01:54 PM

borat is hilarious.

Maxy 11-15-2005 01:57 PM

I don't object a hijacking of this thread into a borat quote fest

:1orglaugh

ATKCash 11-15-2005 01:59 PM

My wife and I made up a list of rules for an Ali G drinking game.

You must drink whenever Borat....

1. Says "chinqui"
2. References his dead wife
3. References Jews, gypsies, or his sister
4. Pulls out polaroids
5. High fives someone
6. Says "Naice."
7. Kisses men on the cheek twice
8. you get the idea...

Give it a try. It'll get ya drunk. Ali and Bruno have their own set of rules.

ForceWielder 11-15-2005 02:03 PM

Borat is the shit man, and probably the greatest character that Cohen has invented.

AmateurFlix 11-15-2005 02:06 PM

I read the title too quickly and thought it said kak_azn threatens to sue Ali G lol

DK 11-15-2005 02:15 PM

Throw The Jew Down The Well !!
So my country can be free!
:pimp

Bryan G 11-15-2005 02:18 PM

Ali G is great man, anyone see the episode where he interviews the Beckhams?? LOL

DK 11-15-2005 02:21 PM

You Mean this one?

http://www.dumpalink.com/media/11316...s_The_Beckhams

haig 11-15-2005 02:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EroticySteve
In my country there is problem.

And the problem is transport.

It take very very long.

Cause Kzakstan is big.

Throw transport down the well.

So my country can be free.

We must make travel easy.

Then we have a big party.

___
Sorry That here; are You from Kazakstan?

Juilan 11-15-2005 02:52 PM

"I want to do a romance inside of you."

"In Kazhakstan we have many hobbies: disco dancing, archery, rape and table tennis..."

"If you come back with me to my country,(....) I will give you television and remote control..."

"There is land of opportunities in US of A. For man, construction work, taxi driving and accountancy. For woman, as a prostitute."


"In America, women can vote but horse cannot! It is the other way around in my country."

http://www.webgeordie.co.uk/borat/images/mortgage01.jpg

Sam Granger 11-15-2005 03:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juilan
"I want to do a romance inside of you."

"In Kazhakstan we have many hobbies: disco dancing, archery, rape and table tennis..."

"If you come back with me to my country,(....) I will give you television and remote control..."

"There is land of opportunities in US of A. For man, construction work, taxi driving and accountancy. For woman, as a prostitute."


"In America, women can vote but horse cannot! It is the other way around in my country."

http://www.webgeordie.co.uk/borat/images/mortgage01.jpg

Lol, nice pic. :1orglaugh

Maxy 11-15-2005 03:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juilan
"I want to do a romance inside of you."

"In Kazhakstan we have many hobbies: disco dancing, archery, rape and table tennis..."

"If you come back with me to my country,(....) I will give you television and remote control..."

"There is land of opportunities in US of A. For man, construction work, taxi driving and accountancy. For woman, as a prostitute."


"In America, women can vote but horse cannot! It is the other way around in my country."

http://www.webgeordie.co.uk/borat/images/mortgage01.jpg


:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

GlydeGirl 11-15-2005 03:03 PM

"We do not rule out that Mr. Cohen is serving someone's political order designed to present Kazakhstan and its people in a derogatory way,"

Yeah... it's called HUMOUR!

Pornwolf 11-15-2005 03:16 PM

He's stupid sometimes but when he's on a roll he's hilarious.

$5 submissions 11-15-2005 03:59 PM

My favorite Ali G interview was when he was portraying a gay reporter and he interviewed a skinhead band. Ali: "Have you ever (masturbated) on stage during a gig?" Band member: "Masturbation is a very private thing" LOL I thought he was gonna get rolled out of there.

Bryan G 11-15-2005 04:05 PM

Yup thats the one LOL, thanks!!!

northboy 11-15-2005 04:09 PM

lol imagine if everyone sued David Letterman and Jay Leno for their sketches making fun of presidents/people. Since most of what he says falls in different countries, a lot of the time in the US/UK I'd have to assume he's protected under freedom of speach. Political satire, anyways, he's fucking funny, let him do his shit, most people probably would have never known Kazakhstan even existed if it weren't for him.

tranza 11-15-2005 04:59 PM

ALi G is hilarious

Juilan 11-15-2005 05:45 PM

Borat Porn
 
14/10/05 Kazakhstan rocked in Borat porno allegations

News reaches us from the Borat Board that the family broadcaster from Kazakhstan has had his dubious past exposed on the eve of the MTV music awards.

Alright so who has the Borat Porn tapes? Evan? Kbizzle? :)

http://www.webgeordie.co.uk/borat/im...oratporn00.jpg

http://www.webgeordie.co.uk/borat/im...oratporn02.jpg

http://www.webgeordie.co.uk/borat/im...oratporn03.jpg

Havalina 11-15-2005 11:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juilan
14/10/05 Kazakhstan rocked in Borat porno allegations

News reaches us from the Borat Board that the family broadcaster from Kazakhstan has had his dubious past exposed on the eve of the MTV music awards.

Alright so who has the Borat Porn tapes? Evan? Kbizzle? :)

http://www.webgeordie.co.uk/borat/im...oratporn00.jpg

http://www.webgeordie.co.uk/borat/im...oratporn02.jpg

http://www.webgeordie.co.uk/borat/im...oratporn03.jpg

.....:uhoh

nico-t 11-16-2005 07:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DK

that was some funny shit lol

The Duck 11-16-2005 07:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ForceWielder
Borat is the shit man, and probably the greatest character that Cohen has invented.

What he said!

And what do khaz care? Not like they get alot of tourists anyway. Anyone in their right mind know its just for laughs.

High Quality 11-16-2005 07:17 AM

OMG that is some fucking funny shit.

"thaaaats veeeerrry nnniiiiiice"

who 11-16-2005 07:17 AM

Poor old Kazakis... :)

But Borat was fucking crap on the MTV Music Awards (Europe)..

and didn't madonna look like a stunned tuna

Mefo 11-16-2005 07:22 AM

what's a shakira? ;)

Twe Russ 11-16-2005 07:33 AM

Show us Z ashaaaa...

Juilan 11-16-2005 08:57 AM

A soundboard with Borat audio clips.
http://www.goyk.com/flash.asp?path=166

http://www.webgeordie.co.uk/borat/images/extra07.jpg

Wiggles 11-16-2005 09:24 AM

bah its just publicity for the country.

J-$ 11-16-2005 09:26 AM

bah im guessing its all talk and they wont do shittaboutitt ... else conan, leno and friends would've been in jail a long time ago LOL

BabeHunter 11-16-2005 09:38 AM

In Episode Six of Borat's Guide to the USA II Borat gets some tips on how to find a job. He first talks through his skills with Al Miller a Careers Advisor. He tells him that one of his jobs back home in Kazakhstan was to work with animals and to make them "have explosion, for liquid, to make them have more animals". Borat says that his "speciality is camels". He can make camels have liquid explosions in less than 20 minutes. Goats are very easy, however, "less than a minute".

Miller asks Borat to tell him of a moment during his time as an "animal semen extractor" in which he excelled himself. Borat recalls of a time when there was a camel who could not perform anymore. "Let Borat try". A detailed story is thentold about how Borat saved the day.


The next trip is a dummy job interview with Sheila Lawrence. Borat struggles to think of a previous employer who say a good word about him. "They say I am lazy, but they lie". Borat finally tells Sheila that he can "sniff out if there is a traitor in a company. I can finish them."

Borat finally gets a proper interview with William Spurbeck from Equity Funding. He opens the interview by telling him that he can hold down a very large woman for up to 3 hours! Probably not the sort of skill he really was looking for.

MarcS 11-16-2005 09:40 AM

the best one was when he interviewed that feminist professor

do you feel a women should be able to have any job?

Yeah

woud you feel safe tho if you knew a women was flying your plane?


then he talks about women trying feminism
Do you think all women should try feminism at least once?
Do you think it is right when they is trying feminism at a party when they is drunk and at the next day they get back together with their boyfriends?


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