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fraggle · 11-15-2005, 01:50 PM

...a teenage balloon goes out for a drink with his friends.
On his return he is violently sick in his bedroom and all over his bed.
The bedroom is in such a state he decides he cannot sleep in his room and instead goes into his mum and dad's room.
He can't get into their bed coz there are two of them in there so he decides to let some air out of his dad in order to make some room. Despite this he still cannot get in so he goes around the other side of the bed and lets some air out of his mum to make some more room. Still he can't get in so he lets some air out of himself and at last makes enough room to get into their bed.

The next day his dad wakes him up in a rage.
"Have you seen the state of your room !!" he rants "...I know what
you've been up to...you've been out drinking with your mates...you've come back
here drunk and thrown up all over the place....you've let me
down...you've let your mother down...and what's worse...you've let yourself down."

Shaft_1971 · 11-15-2005, 02:10 PM

Oh boy not good.

fraggle · 11-15-2005, 02:11 PM

i love shit jokes

who has some?

bashbug · 11-15-2005, 02:21 PM

i hear being a scat model is a shitty job

Maxy · 11-15-2005, 02:24 PM

I liked it.

fraggle · 11-15-2005, 02:28 PM

anyone got any more ? miust be some crappy jokes around?

Manowar · 11-15-2005, 02:29 PM

i dont get it

GlydeGirl · 11-15-2005, 02:30 PM

that was very crappy! congrats!

TheSenator · 11-15-2005, 02:43 PM

Yeah, that stinks!!!

fraggle · 11-15-2005, 03:00 PM

bah its was great :P

miss wild · 11-15-2005, 03:07 PM

hmmm good one..

11-15-2005, 01:50 PM	#1
fraggle Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 932	Shit Jokes ...a teenage balloon goes out for a drink with his friends. On his return he is violently sick in his bedroom and all over his bed. The bedroom is in such a state he decides he cannot sleep in his room and instead goes into his mum and dad's room. He can't get into their bed coz there are two of them in there so he decides to let some air out of his dad in order to make some room. Despite this he still cannot get in so he goes around the other side of the bed and lets some air out of his mum to make some more room. Still he can't get in so he lets some air out of himself and at last makes enough room to get into their bed. The next day his dad wakes him up in a rage. "Have you seen the state of your room !!" he rants "...I know what you've been up to...you've been out drinking with your mates...you've come back here drunk and thrown up all over the place....you've let me down...you've let your mother down...and what's worse...you've let yourself down." __________________ Marketing - Design - Development - Ecommerce High Quality, Very Experienced & Flexible Team, Great Rates www.ammediainc.com

11-15-2005, 02:10 PM	#2
Shaft_1971 Confirmed User Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 1,711	Oh boy not good. __________________ SHAFT Skype: Shaft_1971 Email: [email protected] Email: [email protected]

11-15-2005, 02:11 PM	#3
fraggle Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 932	i love shit jokes who has some? __________________ Marketing - Design - Development - Ecommerce High Quality, Very Experienced & Flexible Team, Great Rates www.ammediainc.com

11-15-2005, 02:24 PM	#5
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11-15-2005, 02:28 PM	#6
fraggle Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 932	anyone got any more ? miust be some crappy jokes around? __________________ Marketing - Design - Development - Ecommerce High Quality, Very Experienced & Flexible Team, Great Rates www.ammediainc.com

11-15-2005, 02:21 PM	#4
bashbug Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Boston Posts: 929	i hear being a scat model is a shitty job

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Manowar jellyfish Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 71,528	i dont get it

11-15-2005, 02:30 PM	#8
GlydeGirl Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 1,516	that was very crappy! congrats!

11-15-2005, 02:43 PM	#9
TheSenator Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: NJ Posts: 13,336	Yeah, that stinks!!! __________________ ISeekGirls.com since 2005

11-15-2005, 03:00 PM	#10
fraggle Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 932	bah its was great :P __________________ Marketing - Design - Development - Ecommerce High Quality, Very Experienced & Flexible Team, Great Rates www.ammediainc.com

11-15-2005, 03:07 PM	#11
miss wild Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 1,304	hmmm good one.. __________________ [img]http://****************/sig/fhv3_b_624x80.gif[/img]