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Shit Jokes
...a teenage balloon goes out for a drink with his friends.
On his return he is violently sick in his bedroom and all over his bed.
The bedroom is in such a state he decides he cannot sleep in his room and instead goes into his mum and dad's room.
He can't get into their bed coz there are two of them in there so he decides to let some air out of his dad in order to make some room. Despite this he still cannot get in so he goes around the other side of the bed and lets some air out of his mum to make some more room. Still he can't get in so he lets some air out of himself and at last makes enough room to get into their bed.
The next day his dad wakes him up in a rage.
"Have you seen the state of your room !!" he rants "...I know what
you've been up to...you've been out drinking with your mates...you've come back
here drunk and thrown up all over the place....you've let me
down...you've let your mother down...and what's worse...you've let yourself down."
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