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FoundrySteve · 11-14-2005, 05:57 AM

Someone asked me this morning if there is such a thing as 'Retard Porn' ... I thought there was (even if it was fake/staged), but I thought I'd ask on here...

anyone know?

jimthefiend · 11-14-2005, 06:02 AM

used to be one here: www.retardsex.com

it's 404 now

Screaming · 11-14-2005, 06:03 AM

Ive seen the fake stuff before.

Libertine · 11-14-2005, 06:04 AM

Real stuff like that would probably be illegal.

iBanker · 11-14-2005, 06:08 AM

thats wrong, in so many ways

Zester · 11-14-2005, 06:12 AM

http://www.googlism.com/what_is/r/retard_porn/

mikesinner · 11-14-2005, 07:51 AM

There use to be this retard chick that lived by me. She had big tits that were nice and solid, not droopy at all. If you could get past the drooling and slurred speach she would have been a good fuck. She actually had a nice body and some dsl's

bringer · 11-14-2005, 07:52 AM

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Originally Posted by mikesinner

There use to be this retard chick that lived by me. She had big tits that were nice and solid, not droopy at all. If you could get past the drooling and slurred speach she would have been a good fuck. She actually had a nice body and some dsl's

you've got problems

jscott · 11-14-2005, 07:55 AM

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Originally Posted by mikesinner

There use to be this retard chick that lived by me. She had big tits that were nice and solid, not droopy at all. If you could get past the drooling and slurred speach she would have been a good fuck. She actually had a nice body and some dsl's

LOL

HomoErectus · 11-14-2005, 08:00 AM

I remember back in High School we had these 2 retarded dudes in P.E. class with us. They would change in the locker room with us and both them fuckers had donkey cocks man... fucking hung like a damn mule, like almost freakishly hung. Is this typical of retarded males?

jscott · 11-14-2005, 08:02 AM

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Originally Posted by HomoErectus

I remember back in High School we had these 2 retarded dudes in P.E. class with us. They would change in the locker room with us and both them fuckers had donkey cocks man... fucking hung like a damn mule, like almost freakishly hung. Is this typical of retarded males?

maybe is true, because i had swimming class with this retard dude that had nonstop boners, like his mom pumped his cereal full of viagra or something, every time he'd be in little speedos getting outta the pool, EVERY single time he got out of the pool he hit is boner on the side of the pool

we all sat and watched and laughed, yes was mean but we were young, i would apologize to him if i seen him today, and if his retarded ass even remembers

Dirty Dane · 11-14-2005, 08:04 AM

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Originally Posted by HomoErectus

I remember back in High School we had these 2 retarded dudes in P.E. class with us. They would change in the locker room with us and both them fuckers had donkey cocks man... fucking hung like a damn mule, like almost freakishly hung. Is this typical of retarded males?

Its because the blood dedicated for the brain goes elsewhere

nico-t · 11-14-2005, 08:22 AM

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Originally Posted by HomoErectus

I remember back in High School we had these 2 retarded dudes in P.E. class with us. They would change in the locker room with us and both them fuckers had donkey cocks man... fucking hung like a damn mule, like almost freakishly hung. Is this typical of retarded males?

Nightwind · 11-14-2005, 08:42 AM

This thread is going to hell.

mikeet · 11-14-2005, 08:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Zester

http://www.googlism.com/what_is/r/retard_porn/

Says ... retard porn is just too outlandish

MetroPornTour · 11-14-2005, 09:31 AM

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Originally Posted by HomoErectus

I remember back in High School we had these 2 retarded dudes in P.E. class with us. They would change in the locker room with us and both them fuckers had donkey cocks man... fucking hung like a damn mule, like almost freakishly hung. Is this typical of retarded males?

Although most people don't want to get into such research. I recall a study done at McMaster university that had some interesting correlations between penis size and IQ.

Simply put, they found a larger than average number of men with a penis over 7 inches had IQs below 100.

So....
Perhaps the bigger the shlong, the dumber the man?

Chio · 11-14-2005, 09:51 AM

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Originally Posted by MetroPornTour

Although most people don't want to get into such research. I recall a study done at McMaster university that had some interesting correlations between penis size and IQ.

Simply put, they found a larger than average number of men with a penis over 7 inches had IQs below 100.

So....
Perhaps the bigger the shlong, the dumber the man?

FACT: Einstein had a monster cock.

NoWhErE · 11-14-2005, 10:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Chio

FACT: Einstein had a monster cock.

Its true!!

Kassidy · 11-14-2005, 10:42 AM

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Originally Posted by mikesinner

There use to be this retard chick that lived by me. She had big tits that were nice and solid, not droopy at all. If you could get past the drooling and slurred speach she would have been a good fuck. She actually had a nice body and some dsl's

....and the mental age of 7. So wrong on so many levels.

MetroPornTour · 11-14-2005, 11:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Chio

FACT: Einstein had a monster cock.

You know really smart men and pirates turn me on.

pornmonger · 11-14-2005, 11:12 AM

what about paralyzed or missing limbs porn?

Maxy · 11-14-2005, 11:15 AM

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Originally Posted by jscott

maybe is true, because i had swimming class with this retard dude that had nonstop boners, like his mom pumped his cereal full of viagra or something, every time he'd be in little speedos getting outta the pool, EVERY single time he got out of the pool he hit is boner on the side of the pool

we all sat and watched and laughed, yes was mean but we were young, i would apologize to him if i seen him today, and if his retarded ass even remembers

"Boner"

tw1st3d · 11-14-2005, 11:24 AM

cute

Just Mike · 11-14-2005, 12:36 PM

www.pityfuck.com

GlydeGirl · 11-14-2005, 12:47 PM

Hmmmmm.... good question! I wonder what the consent laws are for "retarded" people over the age of 18. Certainly they can consent to sex, but can they legally sign model releases? Any legal types around who can answer this one?

GlydeGirl · 11-14-2005, 12:48 PM

oohh top spot!

pocketkangaroo · 11-14-2005, 12:49 PM

Damn, I must be retarded then.

jimthefiend · 11-14-2005, 12:49 PM

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Originally Posted by MaskTVMaura

Certainly they can consent to sex, but can they legally sign model releases? Any legal types around who can answer this one?

I'm a legal type and no way.
They can't even sign a lease.

pocketkangaroo · 11-14-2005, 12:49 PM

I believe Bang Bus had some old scenes where the guy pretended to be retarded.

u-Bob · 11-14-2005, 12:50 PM

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Originally Posted by pornmonger

what about paralyzed or missing limbs porn?

good question.

pornguy · 11-14-2005, 12:50 PM

I would not touch that even if I could afford the BEST lawyer in the world.

Brad Mitchell · 11-14-2005, 01:52 PM

I don't know about anyone ever having that kind of porn site... But if someone wants to do a handicapped or physically challenged site I have HANDIPORN.COM for sale

Brad

Big Red Machine · 11-14-2005, 02:21 PM

Some of our girls Drewl out spit and vomit....thats close

lol They can't sign a legal aggreement

BigCashCrew · 11-14-2005, 02:30 PM

Did anyone ever see the Howard Stern porn? He had 5 guys bang a couple of wannabe porn models. One of them was retarded. I wish I could remember the link now. It was classic.

Sly · 11-14-2005, 02:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Brad Mitchell

I don't know about anyone ever having that kind of porn site... But if someone wants to do a handicapped or physically challenged site I have HANDIPORN.COM for sale

Brad

ICQing you now.

Sarah_Jayne · 11-14-2005, 02:35 PM

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Originally Posted by pornmonger

what about paralyzed or missing limbs porn?

That has nothing to do with mental ability and amputee and disabled porn is indeed out there and why not?

'So Fucking Money · 11-14-2005, 02:37 PM

Maybe Stern will make wackpack porn one of these days...

tranza · 11-14-2005, 03:11 PM

i think that would be ilegal

Brad Mitchell · 11-14-2005, 03:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Sly

ICQing you now.

Still waiting for that ICQ

Hey in case we miss each other if you're going to be at the show we can talk about it then or you have my cell you can call me anytime

Brad

Murderous · 11-14-2005, 03:23 PM

I once fingered a fat retarded chick in an adult theatre while she sucked my friends cock... she got off from just being fingered. Must not get too much attention in that particular area.

foulfowl · 11-14-2005, 09:37 PM

Man, I got a lil' bit of everything on this site...someone holla at me though, I need a logo and new design.

sickkittens · 11-14-2005, 09:46 PM

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Originally Posted by HomoErectus

I remember back in High School we had these 2 retarded dudes in P.E. class with us. They would change in the locker room with us and both them fuckers had donkey cocks man... fucking hung like a damn mule, like almost freakishly hung. Is this typical of retarded males?

There was one kid who was in my HS and everyone said that about him.

sickkittens · 11-14-2005, 09:47 PM

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Originally Posted by foulfowl

Man, I got a lil' bit of everything on this site...someone holla at me though, I need a logo and new design.

Looks like Carter Beauford.

mikesinner · 11-14-2005, 09:59 PM

I have another retard story. When i was younger i use to be a punker. I hung out with all the Mohawk punks that lived downtown. There where these guys that everybody called Wig and Germy. They told me a story about going to a show in Chicago and on there way there they met this retated girl and one of them took her in the bathroom and fucked her brains out. She was going uug uug uug... lol that what they told me anyway. They said she had metal crutches too lol. They where some sick fuckers, they where big GG Allen fans

reed_4 · 11-14-2005, 11:37 PM

Retard Porn is only for sick people.

RonUSMC · 11-14-2005, 11:42 PM

There is a special place in hell for this thread, lol.

DWB · 11-14-2005, 11:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HomoErectus

I remember back in High School we had these 2 retarded dudes in P.E. class with us. They would change in the locker room with us and both them fuckers had donkey cocks man... fucking hung like a damn mule, like almost freakishly hung. Is this typical of retarded males?

DUDE!!!!!!!!!! So did I!!!!

We had this one retarded kid in our class, and his cock was like 12 inches AT LEAST!!! It was insane.

Brent_Moe · 11-15-2005, 04:29 AM

Definitely not my type of adult niche.

go4$ · 11-15-2005, 04:30 AM

first time i hear about it

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