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FoundrySteve 11-14-2005 05:57 AM

Retard Porn?
 
Someone asked me this morning if there is such a thing as 'Retard Porn' ... I thought there was (even if it was fake/staged), but I thought I'd ask on here...

anyone know?

jimthefiend 11-14-2005 06:02 AM

used to be one here: www.retardsex.com

it's 404 now

Screaming 11-14-2005 06:03 AM

Ive seen the fake stuff before.

Libertine 11-14-2005 06:04 AM

Real stuff like that would probably be illegal.

iBanker 11-14-2005 06:08 AM

thats wrong, in so many ways

Zester 11-14-2005 06:12 AM

http://www.googlism.com/what_is/r/retard_porn/

mikesinner 11-14-2005 07:51 AM

There use to be this retard chick that lived by me. She had big tits that were nice and solid, not droopy at all. If you could get past the drooling and slurred speach she would have been a good fuck. She actually had a nice body and some dsl's

bringer 11-14-2005 07:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mikesinner
There use to be this retard chick that lived by me. She had big tits that were nice and solid, not droopy at all. If you could get past the drooling and slurred speach she would have been a good fuck. She actually had a nice body and some dsl's

you've got problems :helpme

jscott 11-14-2005 07:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mikesinner
There use to be this retard chick that lived by me. She had big tits that were nice and solid, not droopy at all. If you could get past the drooling and slurred speach she would have been a good fuck. She actually had a nice body and some dsl's

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh LOL

HomoErectus 11-14-2005 08:00 AM

I remember back in High School we had these 2 retarded dudes in P.E. class with us. They would change in the locker room with us and both them fuckers had donkey cocks man... fucking hung like a damn mule, like almost freakishly hung. Is this typical of retarded males?

jscott 11-14-2005 08:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HomoErectus
I remember back in High School we had these 2 retarded dudes in P.E. class with us. They would change in the locker room with us and both them fuckers had donkey cocks man... fucking hung like a damn mule, like almost freakishly hung. Is this typical of retarded males?

maybe is true, because i had swimming class with this retard dude that had nonstop boners, like his mom pumped his cereal full of viagra or something, every time he'd be in little speedos getting outta the pool, EVERY single time he got out of the pool he hit is boner on the side of the pool

we all sat and watched and laughed, yes was mean but we were young, i would apologize to him if i seen him today, and if his retarded ass even remembers

Dirty Dane 11-14-2005 08:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HomoErectus
I remember back in High School we had these 2 retarded dudes in P.E. class with us. They would change in the locker room with us and both them fuckers had donkey cocks man... fucking hung like a damn mule, like almost freakishly hung. Is this typical of retarded males?

Its because the blood dedicated for the brain goes elsewhere :upsidedow

nico-t 11-14-2005 08:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HomoErectus
I remember back in High School we had these 2 retarded dudes in P.E. class with us. They would change in the locker room with us and both them fuckers had donkey cocks man... fucking hung like a damn mule, like almost freakishly hung. Is this typical of retarded males?

:Oh crap :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Nightwind 11-14-2005 08:42 AM

This thread is going to hell.

mikeet 11-14-2005 08:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Zester

Says ... retard porn is just too outlandish

MetroPornTour 11-14-2005 09:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HomoErectus
I remember back in High School we had these 2 retarded dudes in P.E. class with us. They would change in the locker room with us and both them fuckers had donkey cocks man... fucking hung like a damn mule, like almost freakishly hung. Is this typical of retarded males?


Although most people don't want to get into such research. I recall a study done at McMaster university that had some interesting correlations between penis size and IQ.

Simply put, they found a larger than average number of men with a penis over 7 inches had IQs below 100.

So....
Perhaps the bigger the shlong, the dumber the man?

Chio 11-14-2005 09:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetroPornTour
Although most people don't want to get into such research. I recall a study done at McMaster university that had some interesting correlations between penis size and IQ.

Simply put, they found a larger than average number of men with a penis over 7 inches had IQs below 100.

So....
Perhaps the bigger the shlong, the dumber the man?


FACT: Einstein had a monster cock. :1orglaugh

NoWhErE 11-14-2005 10:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chio
FACT: Einstein had a monster cock. :1orglaugh


Its true!!

Kassidy 11-14-2005 10:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mikesinner
There use to be this retard chick that lived by me. She had big tits that were nice and solid, not droopy at all. If you could get past the drooling and slurred speach she would have been a good fuck. She actually had a nice body and some dsl's


....and the mental age of 7. So wrong on so many levels.

MetroPornTour 11-14-2005 11:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chio
FACT: Einstein had a monster cock. :1orglaugh

You know really smart men and pirates turn me on.

pornmonger 11-14-2005 11:12 AM

what about paralyzed or missing limbs porn?

Maxy 11-14-2005 11:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jscott
maybe is true, because i had swimming class with this retard dude that had nonstop boners, like his mom pumped his cereal full of viagra or something, every time he'd be in little speedos getting outta the pool, EVERY single time he got out of the pool he hit is boner on the side of the pool

we all sat and watched and laughed, yes was mean but we were young, i would apologize to him if i seen him today, and if his retarded ass even remembers

:1orglaugh

"Boner"

:1orglaugh

tw1st3d 11-14-2005 11:24 AM

:1orglaugh cute

Just Mike 11-14-2005 12:36 PM

www.pityfuck.com

GlydeGirl 11-14-2005 12:47 PM

Hmmmmm.... good question! I wonder what the consent laws are for "retarded" people over the age of 18. Certainly they can consent to sex, but can they legally sign model releases? Any legal types around who can answer this one?

GlydeGirl 11-14-2005 12:48 PM

oohh top spot!

pocketkangaroo 11-14-2005 12:49 PM

Damn, I must be retarded then.

jimthefiend 11-14-2005 12:49 PM

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Originally Posted by MaskTVMaura
Certainly they can consent to sex, but can they legally sign model releases? Any legal types around who can answer this one?



I'm a legal type and no way.
They can't even sign a lease.

pocketkangaroo 11-14-2005 12:49 PM

I believe Bang Bus had some old scenes where the guy pretended to be retarded.

u-Bob 11-14-2005 12:50 PM

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Originally Posted by pornmonger
what about paralyzed or missing limbs porn?

good question.

pornguy 11-14-2005 12:50 PM

I would not touch that even if I could afford the BEST lawyer in the world.

Brad Mitchell 11-14-2005 01:52 PM

I don't know about anyone ever having that kind of porn site... But if someone wants to do a handicapped or physically challenged site I have HANDIPORN.COM for sale :)

Brad

Big Red Machine 11-14-2005 02:21 PM

Some of our girls Drewl out spit and vomit....thats close



lol They can't sign a legal aggreement

BigCashCrew 11-14-2005 02:30 PM

Did anyone ever see the Howard Stern porn? He had 5 guys bang a couple of wannabe porn models. One of them was retarded. I wish I could remember the link now. It was classic.

Sly 11-14-2005 02:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brad Mitchell
I don't know about anyone ever having that kind of porn site... But if someone wants to do a handicapped or physically challenged site I have HANDIPORN.COM for sale :)

Brad

ICQing you now.

Sarah_Jayne 11-14-2005 02:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornmonger
what about paralyzed or missing limbs porn?


That has nothing to do with mental ability and amputee and disabled porn is indeed out there and why not?

'So Fucking Money 11-14-2005 02:37 PM

Maybe Stern will make wackpack porn one of these days...

tranza 11-14-2005 03:11 PM

i think that would be ilegal

Brad Mitchell 11-14-2005 03:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sly
ICQing you now.

Still waiting for that ICQ :winkwink:

Hey in case we miss each other if you're going to be at the show we can talk about it then or you have my cell you can call me anytime :)

Brad

Murderous 11-14-2005 03:23 PM

I once fingered a fat retarded chick in an adult theatre while she sucked my friends cock... she got off from just being fingered. Must not get too much attention in that particular area.

foulfowl 11-14-2005 09:37 PM

Man, I got a lil' bit of everything on this site...someone holla at me though, I need a logo and new design.
http://www.foulfowl.com/corkee1.jpg

sickkittens 11-14-2005 09:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HomoErectus
I remember back in High School we had these 2 retarded dudes in P.E. class with us. They would change in the locker room with us and both them fuckers had donkey cocks man... fucking hung like a damn mule, like almost freakishly hung. Is this typical of retarded males?

:1orglaugh There was one kid who was in my HS and everyone said that about him.

sickkittens 11-14-2005 09:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by foulfowl
Man, I got a lil' bit of everything on this site...someone holla at me though, I need a logo and new design.
http://www.foulfowl.com/corkee1.jpg

Looks like Carter Beauford.

mikesinner 11-14-2005 09:59 PM

I have another retard story. When i was younger i use to be a punker. I hung out with all the Mohawk punks that lived downtown. There where these guys that everybody called Wig and Germy. They told me a story about going to a show in Chicago and on there way there they met this retated girl and one of them took her in the bathroom and fucked her brains out. She was going uug uug uug... lol that what they told me anyway. They said she had metal crutches too lol. They where some sick fuckers, they where big GG Allen fans

reed_4 11-14-2005 11:37 PM

Retard Porn is only for sick people. :Oh crap

RonUSMC 11-14-2005 11:42 PM

There is a special place in hell for this thread, lol.

DWB 11-14-2005 11:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HomoErectus
I remember back in High School we had these 2 retarded dudes in P.E. class with us. They would change in the locker room with us and both them fuckers had donkey cocks man... fucking hung like a damn mule, like almost freakishly hung. Is this typical of retarded males?

DUDE!!!!!!!!!! So did I!!!!

We had this one retarded kid in our class, and his cock was like 12 inches AT LEAST!!! It was insane.

Brent_Moe 11-15-2005 04:29 AM

Definitely not my type of adult niche.

go4$ 11-15-2005 04:30 AM

first time i hear about it


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