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THIS CAN BE FUN! Posting SONG LYRICS with a TWIST - GFY Style!
Ok, I figured it looks to be a slow day, what more fun than to take one of your favorite songs and change a few words to show your views of the folks on GFY. It can be a whole song or just a few bars, have at it.
My choice is Eminem - Love you more. [chorus] The more you put me through The more it makes me wanna come back to you You say you hate me, I just love you more You don't want me, I just want you more I buy ad space, that don't convert for me I know your mad but your making me horny The more that you flame me, the more that it turns me on Because you love me and I love you more [verse 1] It's sick but who could ever predict we'd be doin' the same shit We say that we do it for branding but we don't, we do it for us It's lust, 'cuz none one of us trusts each other so we post 'till we bust, and we cuss each other out, we know what it's about clout, throwing stones at a glass house, you throw 'em at my house I go to webmasterboxing.com, punch you in the mouth, and fist fight 'till we both get knocked out, and trade traffic after, laughter Pain, it's insane, we're back on the same bandwagon again When it's sad we don't cry, when we fight on GFY There ain't nothing anyone could ever say to be right. [chorus] The more you put me through The more it makes me wanna jump on you You say you hate me, I just shake you off You ignore me, I just take you off I trade you traffic, you don't send none APC converts 1:5,940 from thehun The more that you complain, the more we don't hold your hand and it just makes everyone else look like "the man" [verse 2] 'Cuz I hate you, do you hate me? Good, cause you burn so many bridges when you're angry It makes me wanna just take you and just show you how much Juicy and Izz wanna blow you Your fuckin' with people and I'm fuckin' with people You're a sigwhore, but i'm equal, i'm a troll, we're both evil in our ways but neither one of us would ever admit it cause noone on the boards would ever let us forget it We can make accusations, people spread rumours But unless you got proof, your just tryin' to ruin us Sponsors shave, and we all know their doin' it But you gotta believe it to a degree 'cuz of how true it is In the thread I say I wouldn't hit it, but yeah I would 'Cuz trannies are so damn good, if I ran my mouth, who would I run it to that wouldn't remain calm? So it's often on Usually more off than on but at least GFY Shares this common bond, it's the only board you can say you fucked my mom without a condom on, I nope the only reason that I cope Is not cause of that, it's cause we can all be an ass, and that's why [chorus] The more you put me through The more it makes me wanna come back to you You say you don't hate me, until I post some more You don't know me, cause your a sigwhore You don't take a shower, and your a fattie Just a webmaster that's never happy The more that you slap me, the more that it turns me on Because if you fuck me, I'm gonna fuck your mom. [verse 3] I can never understand it, that's why I don't try when you cry and wish that we would all die, you silly hoe why must we try Is it really so rough that we deal with NOFX cause Amp ain't enough Try to pull each other's legs until the other begs We try to OWN each other, that's the beauty of it, yeah But we truly love each other, that's why we always fight At least half the threads are drama almost every fuckin' night And it's clear, it ain't gonna change, we still dis Rage Or any sponsor that puts popups on the front page By someone else, we both been someone else's someone else The problem is none of us wants to help, it's an addiction And it can't be fixed, our family's mixed up There's a P1mpdogg in the mix, and it works 'cuz the pieces to the puzzle just fit And anybody who says they know, don't know shit And they're probably just tired of hearing it cause it's lame, in every thread Every post and every flame, all the hoopla, all of the woopty woo What you can do, fuckin' woopty do But we're all made a fool of, if this is true love You wouldn't be bitchin' all the time, you would post This time, whether you like it or not Cause Go Fuck Yourself is that hot! [chorus 2] What you say, what you do I'ma hunt you down 'till I find you No matter where you run, at a trade show you didn't have to, cause I didn't go So much for them fleshlights, and the fastsize All the threads that you bump from the old times Told me you hate me, you 'gon hate me more When you find out you can't escape me, whore [chorus] The more you fly your sig The more posts will make it seem like you are big You say you hate me, I just love you more You don't like me, cause your just a sigwhore I buy traffic, that really does convert And start a thread saying it really doesn't work The more that you slap me, the more I just won't die Because you love me and we love GFY |
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What, none of you kids wanna play? or you just scared?
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As you wish...
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Probably not scared. Just too much work. This is GFY. We're all lazy here.
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Damn dude how long did that take you? loll
I like this verse: You don't know me, cause your a sigwhore You don't take a shower, and your a fattie Just a webmaster that's never happy The more that you slap me, the more that it turns me on Because if you fuck me, I'm gonna fuck your mom. lol -p |
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I can change this!!!!!
Join Date: Feb 2004
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You have alot of free time?
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#7 |
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Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Pennsylvania
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no, it didn't take long at all really, cause you guys make it so damned easy haha.
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#8 |
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I love my car
gets me from place to place Every time I look at the gas tank It's full smiling in my face mmm I love my car Honda's the best by FAR- arrrrr mmm mm mmmm mmmm mmm I love my car (I fucking hate that 'I love this bar' song! ANYTHING is better) LOL Happy fuck around friday! |
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Too lazy to set a custom title
Join Date: Nov 2002
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funny shit
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Often times I wonder why There's love and hate, theres live or die. When sickness comes I must decide: When feelings go, theres suicide. |
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