GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum - THIS CAN BE FUN! Posting SONG LYRICS with a TWIST

Ok, I figured it looks to be a slow day, what more fun than to take one of your favorite songs and change a few words to show your views of the folks on GFY. It can be a whole song or just a few bars, have at it.

My choice is Eminem - Love you more.

[chorus]
The more you put me through
The more it makes me wanna come back to you
You say you hate me, I just love you more
You don't want me, I just want you more
I buy ad space, that don't convert for me
I know your mad but your making me horny
The more that you flame me, the more that it turns me on
Because you love me and I love you more

[verse 1]
It's sick but who could ever predict we'd be doin' the same shit
We say that we do it for branding but we don't, we do it for us
It's lust, 'cuz none one of us trusts each other so we post
'till we bust, and we cuss each other out, we know what it's about
clout, throwing stones at a glass house, you throw 'em at my house
I go to webmasterboxing.com, punch you in the mouth, and fist fight
'till we both get knocked out, and trade traffic after, laughter
Pain, it's insane, we're back on the same bandwagon again
When it's sad we don't cry, when we fight on GFY
There ain't nothing anyone could ever say to be right.

[chorus]
The more you put me through
The more it makes me wanna jump on you
You say you hate me, I just shake you off
You ignore me, I just take you off
I trade you traffic, you don't send none
APC converts 1:5,940 from thehun
The more that you complain, the more we don't hold your hand
and it just makes everyone else look like "the man"

[verse 2]
'Cuz I hate you, do you hate me?
Good, cause you burn so many bridges when you're angry
It makes me wanna just take you and just show you
how much Juicy and Izz wanna blow you
Your fuckin' with people and I'm fuckin' with people
You're a sigwhore, but i'm equal, i'm a troll, we're both evil in our ways
but neither one of us would ever admit it
cause noone on the boards would ever let us forget it
We can make accusations, people spread rumours
But unless you got proof, your just tryin' to ruin us
Sponsors shave, and we all know their doin' it
But you gotta believe it to a degree 'cuz of how true it is
In the thread I say I wouldn't hit it, but yeah I would
'Cuz trannies are so damn good, if I ran my mouth, who would I run it to
that wouldn't remain calm? So it's often on
Usually more off than on but at least GFY
Shares this common bond, it's the only board you can say you fucked my mom
without a condom on, I nope the only reason that I cope
Is not cause of that, it's cause we can all be an ass, and that's why

[chorus]
The more you put me through
The more it makes me wanna come back to you
You say you don't hate me, until I post some more
You don't know me, cause your a sigwhore
You don't take a shower, and your a fattie
Just a webmaster that's never happy
The more that you slap me, the more that it turns me on
Because if you fuck me, I'm gonna fuck your mom.

[verse 3]
I can never understand it, that's why I don't try
when you cry and wish that we would all die, you silly hoe why must we try
Is it really so rough that we deal with NOFX cause Amp ain't enough
Try to pull each other's legs until the other begs
We try to OWN each other, that's the beauty of it, yeah
But we truly love each other, that's why we always fight
At least half the threads are drama almost every fuckin' night
And it's clear, it ain't gonna change, we still dis Rage
Or any sponsor that puts popups on the front page
By someone else, we both been someone else's someone else
The problem is none of us wants to help, it's an addiction
And it can't be fixed, our family's mixed up
There's a P1mpdogg in the mix, and it works 'cuz the pieces to the puzzle just fit
And anybody who says they know, don't know shit
And they're probably just tired of hearing it cause it's lame, in every thread
Every post and every flame, all the hoopla, all of the woopty woo
What you can do, fuckin' woopty do
But we're all made a fool of, if this is true love
You wouldn't be bitchin' all the time, you would post
This time, whether you like it or not
Cause Go Fuck Yourself is that hot!

[chorus 2]
What you say, what you do
I'ma hunt you down 'till I find you
No matter where you run, at a trade show
you didn't have to, cause I didn't go
So much for them fleshlights, and the fastsize
All the threads that you bump from the old times
Told me you hate me, you 'gon hate me more
When you find out you can't escape me, whore

[chorus]
The more you fly your sig
The more posts will make it seem like you are big
You say you hate me, I just love you more
You don't like me, cause your just a sigwhore
I buy traffic, that really does convert
And start a thread saying it really doesn't work
The more that you slap me, the more I just won't die
Because you love me and we love GFY