Your car keys fall in the toilet..... - GoFuckYourself.com

abyss_al · 11-13-2005, 02:57 AM

as you're taking a piss...

do you get them out, clean, and reuse OR let it go?

i would let them go

Babagirls · 11-13-2005, 03:00 AM

fuck that shit! i'd get'em back lol its water & my own piss. i can deal with that. thats why soap was invented (and i'd be scrubbing my hands like there was no tomorrow lol)

abyss_al · 11-13-2005, 03:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Babagirls

fuck that shit! i'd get'em back lol its water & my own piss. i can deal with that. thats why soap was invented (and i'd be scrubbing my hands like there was no tomorrow lol)

what if it's a public restroom?

Stamen · 11-13-2005, 03:03 AM

Pay a bum a few bucks to fish them out for you.

Vitasoy · 11-13-2005, 03:30 AM

Yea I'd go with paying someone to fetch them out

SGS · 11-13-2005, 03:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Stamen

Pay a bum a few bucks to fish them out for you.

"Hey... Would you come into the gents and fish my keys out of the toilet?"

He would either purse his lips or run.

ServerGenius · 11-13-2005, 03:34 AM

Very easy.....insert arm + hand in plastic bag, fish them out.....drop the in a sink.......rinse....throw away plastic bag, pickup keys......

sonofsam · 11-13-2005, 03:35 AM

coat hanger and gloves, and then immediately throw them into the bathtub (hopefully you have a showerhead like mine that can be taken off and aimed)

Jace · 11-13-2005, 03:35 AM

whatever, reach in and grab them

who the fuck cares, wash your arm afterwards though

i am a dirty stinky man

phonesex · 11-13-2005, 03:35 AM

phonesex · 11-13-2005, 03:38 AM

would you still get'em

Jace · 11-13-2005, 03:39 AM

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Originally Posted by phonesex

would you still get'em

can you be any bigger of a sig whore?

wow

nothing you post makes any sense

JFK · 11-13-2005, 04:38 AM

I would fish it out

sonofsam · 11-13-2005, 04:39 AM

i would flush it, and then once the toilet gets jammed i would sue the toilet company for emotional distress

the american way

$5 submissions · 11-13-2005, 07:35 AM

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Originally Posted by abyss_al

what if it's a public restroom?

I would turn on the hot water, lather the soap on, and clean like it's going out of style.

chodadog · 11-13-2005, 07:46 AM

Are you serious? You'd flush your car keys to avoid momentarily having your hands in your own urine and some water? Are you a 13 year old girl by any chance?

XxXotic · 11-13-2005, 08:09 AM

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Originally Posted by sonofsam

i would flush it, and then once the toilet gets jammed i would sue the toilet company for emotional distress

the american way

pornmonger · 11-13-2005, 08:11 AM

Piss is a lot better than shit.

sickkittens · 11-13-2005, 08:13 AM

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Originally Posted by DynaSpain

Very easy.....insert arm + hand in plastic bag, fish them out.....drop the in a sink.......rinse....throw away plastic bag, pickup keys......

We have a winner! (or get a rubber glove)

ihcr · 11-13-2005, 08:33 AM

I would stick my hands in real fast so I wouldn't even have to wash them afterwards.

gangbangjoe · 11-13-2005, 08:38 AM

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Originally Posted by phonesex

in this case i would let them go

Screaming · 11-13-2005, 08:43 AM

Ofcourse you go after them.

abyss_al · 11-13-2005, 09:28 AM

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Originally Posted by gangbangjoe

in this case i would let them go

Corleone · 11-13-2005, 09:32 AM

I'd get them back...

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 11-13-2005, 09:35 AM

Be a Hilton...buy a new car.

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martinsc · 11-13-2005, 11:23 AM

lol it's not THAT bad....

baddog · 11-13-2005, 11:33 AM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

Be a Hilton...buy a new car.

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The only logical solution.

Mike Okitch · 11-13-2005, 12:04 PM

Little known fact folks. Unless you're Ozzy Osbourne or Keith Richards, urine is sterile.

I would fish them out, rinse and wash my hands and the keys using antibacterial soap, dry my hands and go back to getting drunk.

basschick · 11-13-2005, 12:38 PM

yet another reason to carry a small bottle of hand sanitizer everwhere ya go ;)

Dalai lama · 11-13-2005, 12:48 PM

Grab em & clean em

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 11-13-2005, 01:08 PM

I almost had my cell phone fall in the toilet.

abyss_al · 11-13-2005, 05:30 PM

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Originally Posted by AlienQ

I almost had my cell phone fall in the toilet.

i would kill myself... there's so much info in there...

Doctor Dre · 11-13-2005, 05:32 PM

Off course pick them up ... won't it block the toilet anyways

tranza · 11-13-2005, 05:48 PM

let them go?

pornguy · 11-13-2005, 05:50 PM

My own toilet, in my house, I get them back. In public, I get new keys.

PixeLs · 11-13-2005, 06:08 PM

A friend of mine once drop his inhaler at the toilet bowl. He's was having an asthma attack then when that thing fell on the toilet bowl and he didn't have any choice but to take it out, washed it, and used it again. He felt better afterwards; and I think he did the right choice.

rowan · 11-13-2005, 06:26 PM

If your keyring has your keyless remote on it then that's probably going to be fubar after being dunked anyway...

Semi-Retired-Dave · 11-13-2005, 06:48 PM

Whats the real story here. What aren't you telling us.

camouflaged123 · 11-13-2005, 06:51 PM

Pay someone to get it for u , only if its a public restroom...lol

Oldy · 11-13-2005, 06:54 PM

If the keys fell into urine,

whats the problem

The urine came out of my own body, theres no dirtiness in that LOL

Anything that comes out from my own body is OK

tony286 · 11-13-2005, 06:58 PM

oh I got that beat, I went to the bathroom took at crap wallet in my front shirt pocket. Lean over to flush the tiolet my wallet fell in the bowl full of shit. Threw out the wallet washed the cash, my license was fucked this was when they still were paper. Never put cash in wallet after that again.

Mike Okitch · 11-13-2005, 07:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Oldy

If the keys fell into urine,

whats the problem

The urine came out of my own body, theres no dirtiness in that LOL

Anything that comes out from my own body is OK

"Everything that comes out of your body is ok" That's probably the line used to recruit models in Japanese scat and puke movies.

abyss_al · 11-13-2005, 08:00 PM

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Originally Posted by CyberAge-Dave

Whats the real story here. What aren't you telling us.

nothing... nothing happened... not a damn thing..

Abyss_Vee · 11-13-2005, 08:03 PM

fuck that my keys cost 500 bucks... i'll pay someone 50 bucks to take it out lol

EroticySteve · 11-13-2005, 08:09 PM

The laser cut transponder key for my Mercedes is too expensive not to fish it out. Then again, once they get wet they aren't much good. I've ruined one already this year.

reed_4 · 11-13-2005, 10:00 PM

If the toilet is full shit then I would let go but only filled with water I would try to pick it up using some wire.

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