GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum

GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum (https://gfy.com/index.php)
-   Fucking Around & Business Discussion (https://gfy.com/forumdisplay.php?f=26)
-   -   Your car keys fall in the toilet..... (https://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=539847)

abyss_al 11-13-2005 02:57 AM

Your car keys fall in the toilet.....
 
as you're taking a piss...

do you get them out, clean, and reuse OR let it go?



i would let them go :(

Babagirls 11-13-2005 03:00 AM

fuck that shit! i'd get'em back lol its water & my own piss. i can deal with that. thats why soap was invented (and i'd be scrubbing my hands like there was no tomorrow lol)

abyss_al 11-13-2005 03:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Babagirls
fuck that shit! i'd get'em back lol its water & my own piss. i can deal with that. thats why soap was invented (and i'd be scrubbing my hands like there was no tomorrow lol)


:1orglaugh

what if it's a public restroom?

Stamen 11-13-2005 03:03 AM

Pay a bum a few bucks to fish them out for you.

Vitasoy 11-13-2005 03:30 AM

Yea I'd go with paying someone to fetch them out :upsidedow

SGS 11-13-2005 03:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stamen
Pay a bum a few bucks to fish them out for you.

"Hey... Would you come into the gents and fish my keys out of the toilet?"

He would either purse his lips or run. :2 cents:

ServerGenius 11-13-2005 03:34 AM

Very easy.....insert arm + hand in plastic bag, fish them out.....drop the in a sink.......rinse....throw away plastic bag, pickup keys...... :winkwink:

sonofsam 11-13-2005 03:35 AM

coat hanger and gloves, and then immediately throw them into the bathtub (hopefully you have a showerhead like mine that can be taken off and aimed)

Jace 11-13-2005 03:35 AM

whatever, reach in and grab them

who the fuck cares, wash your arm afterwards though

i am a dirty stinky man

phonesex 11-13-2005 03:35 AM

http://www.radical-jokes.com/images/103.jpg :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

phonesex 11-13-2005 03:38 AM

would you still get'em

Jace 11-13-2005 03:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by phonesex
would you still get'em

can you be any bigger of a sig whore?

wow

nothing you post makes any sense

JFK 11-13-2005 04:38 AM

I would fish it out :thumbsup

sonofsam 11-13-2005 04:39 AM

i would flush it, and then once the toilet gets jammed i would sue the toilet company for emotional distress

the american way :thumbsup

$5 submissions 11-13-2005 07:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by abyss_al
:1orglaugh

what if it's a public restroom?

I would turn on the hot water, lather the soap on, and clean like it's going out of style. :1orglaugh

chodadog 11-13-2005 07:46 AM

Are you serious? You'd flush your car keys to avoid momentarily having your hands in your own urine and some water? Are you a 13 year old girl by any chance?

XxXotic 11-13-2005 08:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sonofsam
i would flush it, and then once the toilet gets jammed i would sue the toilet company for emotional distress

the american way :thumbsup

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

pornmonger 11-13-2005 08:11 AM

Piss is a lot better than shit.

sickkittens 11-13-2005 08:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DynaSpain
Very easy.....insert arm + hand in plastic bag, fish them out.....drop the in a sink.......rinse....throw away plastic bag, pickup keys...... :winkwink:

We have a winner! (or get a rubber glove)

ihcr 11-13-2005 08:33 AM

I would stick my hands in real fast so I wouldn't even have to wash them afterwards. :thumbsup

gangbangjoe 11-13-2005 08:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by phonesex
http://www.radical-jokes.com/images/103.jpg :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh


in this case i would let them go

Screaming 11-13-2005 08:43 AM

Ofcourse you go after them.

abyss_al 11-13-2005 09:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gangbangjoe
in this case i would let them go



:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Corleone 11-13-2005 09:32 AM

I'd get them back...

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 11-13-2005 09:35 AM

Be a Hilton...buy a new car.

http://www.jeffvespa.com/images/books/hilton/014.jpg

ADG Webmaster

martinsc 11-13-2005 11:23 AM

lol it's not THAT bad....

baddog 11-13-2005 11:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
Be a Hilton...buy a new car.

http://www.jeffvespa.com/images/books/hilton/014.jpg

ADG Webmaster


The only logical solution.

Mike Okitch 11-13-2005 12:04 PM

Little known fact folks. Unless you're Ozzy Osbourne or Keith Richards, urine is sterile.

I would fish them out, rinse and wash my hands and the keys using antibacterial soap, dry my hands and go back to getting drunk.

basschick 11-13-2005 12:38 PM

yet another reason to carry a small bottle of hand sanitizer everwhere ya go ;)

Dalai lama 11-13-2005 12:48 PM

Grab em & clean em :)

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE 11-13-2005 01:08 PM

I almost had my cell phone fall in the toilet.

abyss_al 11-13-2005 05:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlienQ
I almost had my cell phone fall in the toilet.


i would kill myself... there's so much info in there... :warning

Doctor Dre 11-13-2005 05:32 PM

Off course pick them up ... won't it block the toilet anyways

tranza 11-13-2005 05:48 PM

let them go? :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

pornguy 11-13-2005 05:50 PM

My own toilet, in my house, I get them back. In public, I get new keys.

PixeLs 11-13-2005 06:08 PM

A friend of mine once drop his inhaler at the toilet bowl. He's was having an asthma attack then when that thing fell on the toilet bowl and he didn't have any choice but to take it out, washed it, and used it again. He felt better afterwards; and I think he did the right choice.

rowan 11-13-2005 06:26 PM

If your keyring has your keyless remote on it then that's probably going to be fubar after being dunked anyway...

Semi-Retired-Dave 11-13-2005 06:48 PM

Whats the real story here. What aren't you telling us.

camouflaged123 11-13-2005 06:51 PM

Pay someone to get it for u , only if its a public restroom...lol

Oldy 11-13-2005 06:54 PM

If the keys fell into urine,

whats the problem

The urine came out of my own body, theres no dirtiness in that LOL



Anything that comes out from my own body is OK :)

tony286 11-13-2005 06:58 PM

oh I got that beat, I went to the bathroom took at crap wallet in my front shirt pocket. Lean over to flush the tiolet my wallet fell in the bowl full of shit. Threw out the wallet washed the cash, my license was fucked this was when they still were paper. Never put cash in wallet after that again.

Mike Okitch 11-13-2005 07:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oldy
If the keys fell into urine,

whats the problem

The urine came out of my own body, theres no dirtiness in that LOL



Anything that comes out from my own body is OK :)

"Everything that comes out of your body is ok" That's probably the line used to recruit models in Japanese scat and puke movies.

abyss_al 11-13-2005 08:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberAge-Dave
Whats the real story here. What aren't you telling us.


nothing... nothing happened... not a damn thing..

Abyss_Vee 11-13-2005 08:03 PM

fuck that my keys cost 500 bucks... i'll pay someone 50 bucks to take it out lol

EroticySteve 11-13-2005 08:09 PM

The laser cut transponder key for my Mercedes is too expensive not to fish it out. Then again, once they get wet they aren't much good. I've ruined one already this year.

reed_4 11-13-2005 10:00 PM

If the toilet is full shit then I would let go but only filled with water I would try to pick it up using some wire.


All times are GMT -7. The time now is 08:47 AM.

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.8
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.
©2000-, AI Media Network Inc123