Why didn't God just put pussy on a tree stump? - GoFuckYourself.com

DWB · 11-10-2005, 10:51 AM

At least a tree stump wouldn't go psycho on you. Women are freakin' insane.

gangbangjoe · 11-10-2005, 10:52 AM

but the squirrel might bite your schlong

poisson · 11-10-2005, 10:53 AM

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Originally Posted by gangbangjoe

but the squirrel might bite your schlong

RedShoe · 11-10-2005, 10:56 AM

actual photo

sumphatpimp · 11-10-2005, 11:01 AM

because you would get splinters.
and who would you get to take them out?
see, God is smarter than you.

titmowse · 11-10-2005, 11:27 AM

cause trees can't make sammiches.

SetTheWorldonFire · 11-10-2005, 11:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RedShoe

actual photo

DWB · 11-10-2005, 11:40 AM

Wow. Some quick ones in here.

I never thought about splinters or squirrels. Hmmm.

tristan_D · 11-10-2005, 11:27 PM

then the pussy will loose its richness and value since it is accessible by anyone.

Mike Okitch · 11-10-2005, 11:37 PM

Getting wood would have a completely different meaning.

And beavers would need to chew on something else.

Skillz Unlimited · 11-10-2005, 11:52 PM

Trees dont move man! You gotta get away from those dolls and get some real life action!

khs · 11-10-2005, 11:54 PM

pussy trees would sell like mad y0

reed_4 · 11-11-2005, 12:02 AM

Who would dare to fuck a tree?

miss wild · 11-13-2005, 04:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gangbangjoe

but the squirrel might bite your schlong

hahaha

MrIzzz · 11-13-2005, 04:04 PM

because if trees had pussies they'd squirt maple syrup..and squirting maple syrup just aint sexy

sonofsam · 11-13-2005, 04:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RedShoe

actual photo

BlackCrayon · 11-13-2005, 04:07 PM

i couldn't put her feet behind her head if i was fucking a tree trunk.

3M TA3 · 11-13-2005, 04:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mike Okitch

Getting wood would have a completely different meaning.

And beavers would need to chew on something else.

incredible response

fatal attraction · 11-13-2005, 06:15 PM

Great thread!

DWB · 11-13-2005, 06:50 PM

I guess you would never have to worry about kocking up the stump. But real men fuck their girls in the ass so they don't have to worry about that either.

kmanrox · 11-13-2005, 06:51 PM

thats why i prefer to pay them, an employee can never talk back

Nysus · 11-13-2005, 07:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RedShoe

actual photo

Nice.. heh.. That tree would end up nasty though.....

Matt

reed_4 · 11-13-2005, 08:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrIzzz

because if trees had pussies they'd squirt maple syrup..and squirting maple syrup just aint sexy

aint sexy but it sure is yummy

Screaming · 11-13-2005, 08:40 PM

heh i see you have a had a recent run in with a woman

11-10-2005, 10:51 AM	#1
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