Why didn't God just put pussy on a tree stump?
 

At least a tree stump wouldn't go psycho on you. Women are freakin' insane. :mad:

but the squirrel might bite your schlong

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actual photo
http://bootybone.com/gfy/cu-ntree.jpg

because you would get splinters.
and who would you get to take them out?
see, God is smarter than you.

cause trees can't make sammiches. :321GFY

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Wow. Some quick ones in here.

I never thought about splinters or squirrels. Hmmm.

then the pussy will loose its richness and value since it is accessible by anyone.

Getting wood would have a completely different meaning.

And beavers would need to chew on something else.

Trees dont move man! You gotta get away from those dolls and get some real life action!

pussy trees would sell like mad y0

Who would dare to fuck a tree? :Oh crap

hahaha :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

because if trees had pussies they'd squirt maple syrup..and squirting maple syrup just aint sexy

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i couldn't put her feet behind her head if i was fucking a tree trunk.

incredible response

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh Great thread!

I guess you would never have to worry about kocking up the stump. But real men fuck their girls in the ass so they don't have to worry about that either.

thats why i prefer to pay them, an employee can never talk back

Nice.. heh.. That tree would end up nasty though.....

Matt

aint sexy but it sure is yummy :thumbsup

heh i see you have a had a recent run in with a woman