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Old 11-11-2005, 02:50 PM   #1
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dog walked in and said, "What the fuck are you doing?"
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So I grabbed the peanut butter and lathered up my cock real nice.
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Your cock bares a close resembalance to your Uncle Leo's cock, who is your real father, you know.
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Your cock bares a close resembalance to your Uncle Leo's cock, who is your real father, you know.

But mom isn't he your brother.....
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Yes, but your father liked to watch, and was cool with Uncle Leo hammering his cock home in my pussy.
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Yes, but your father liked to watch, and was cool with Uncle Leo hammering his cock home in my pussy.
but that talking dog always interupted us everytime. So i told your dad to......
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They were all on the down low, so it was shaping up to be a bukkake party.
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They were all on the down low, so it was shaping up to be a bukkake party.
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Which I thought sounded better than a Tupperware party any ol' day.
Instantly I woke up ... what a weird dream I just had.. or was it real?
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Instantly I woke up ... what a weird dream I just had.. or was it real?

Still unsure, I felt myself, and discovered drying cum on my cock.
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Complete in every detail, from the raised eyebrow and puckered lips to the small penis.

With a furtive glance to the shade covered windows, I unzipped the secret compartment under the Juicy D Links Real Doll testicles, and withdrew a small vial of cyanide.
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With a furtive glance to the shade covered windows, I unzipped the secret compartment under the Juicy D Links Real Doll testicles, and withdrew a small vial of cyanide.
Blast! Juicy replaced the cyanide with his semen! That incredibly tricky fucker!
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I called Skufty (my talking spy dog) into the room, and explained the mission to him...
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Skufty nodded his assent, licked his balls, and headed out the door, calling for me to follow him.
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I licked my balls, and then happily skipped out of the house after Skufty...
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I licked my balls, and then happily skipped out of the house after Skufty...
quickly i realized that i had just licked my balls!!! after realizing this, i decided to stay home and lick my balls, while i gave my trusty spy dog orders over the walkie talkies.
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quickly i realized that i had just licked my balls!!! after realizing this, i decided to stay home and lick my balls, while i gave my trusty spy dog orders over the walkie talkies.
...Skufty muttered something about me being a worthless piece of shit, and that he would have to call in a new partner to assist him in saving the world from impending doom...but who to call?
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quickly i realized that i had just licked my balls!!! after realizing this, i decided to stay home and lick my balls, while i gave my trusty spy dog orders over the walkie talkies.

Alas, I got a big ol' hair ball stuck in my throat, and had to be rushed to the ER.
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Go with ADGWD's post.

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As I lay there in the ambulance listening to the siren blaring, all I could think was that from now I was going to make sure I shaved my balls...
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As I lay there in the ambulance listening to the siren blaring, all I could think was that from now I was going to make sure I shaved my balls...
... then i suddenly realized that juicys' semen would not produce the thermo nuclear reaction that would be needed... i had to come up with something else.
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... then i suddenly realized that juicys' semen would not produce the thermo nuclear reaction that would be needed... i had to come up with something else.
Quickly I reached around and pulled out my Acme Exploding Anal Beads.
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Quickly I reached around and pulled out my Acme Exploding Anal Beads.
Too bad they had already been detonated. Next time I would remember to wash them off before putting them away.
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Quickly I reached around and pulled out my Acme Exploding Anal Beads.
I stuffed them up my ass and said...this bastard will self destruct in 45 seconds.... 45 44 43 42.... (anyway you get the picture)
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I stuffed them up my ass and said...this bastard will self destruct in 45 seconds.... 45 44 43 42.... (anyway you get the picture)

unfortunately it didnt explode...
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