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The other day I was watching a porn video and beating off when my...



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dog walked in and said, "What the fuck are you doing?"

mom came in and told me to get my own damn place as she was tired of me being a slob

power went out.

The End

told mom to fuck off & shut the door & take the dog with her so i could..

So I grabbed the peanut butter and lathered up my cock real nice.

Get my rocks off and be happy....and she said

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Your cock bares a close resembalance to your Uncle Leo's cock, who is your real father, you know.

But mom isn't he your brother.....

no, hes really juicy

Yes, but your father liked to watch, and was cool with Uncle Leo hammering his cock home in my pussy.

but that talking dog always interupted us everytime. So i told your dad to......

shut the fuck up

His little man feelings got hurt, and he went into the ghetto and returned with 6 strapping black studs.

They were all on the down low, so it was shaping up to be a bukkake party.

Which I thought sounded better than a Tupperware party any ol' day.

Instantly I woke up ... what a weird dream I just had.. or was it real?

Still unsure, I felt myself, and discovered drying cum on my cock.

I rolled over, and in the bed next to me was...

My custom made Real Doll, made in the image of Juicy D Links

Complete in every detail, from the raised eyebrow and puckered lips to the small penis.

then she yelled; WHAT? ARE WE ON FUCKIN MYSPACE NOW????????

With a furtive glance to the shade covered windows, I unzipped the secret compartment under the Juicy D Links Real Doll testicles, and withdrew a small vial of cyanide.

Blast! Juicy replaced the cyanide with his semen! That incredibly tricky fucker!

I could only hope that Juicy semen had enough thermonuclear properties to accomplish my mission.

I called Skufty (my talking spy dog) into the room, and explained the mission to him...

Skufty nodded his assent, licked his balls, and headed out the door, calling for me to follow him.

I licked my balls, and then happily skipped out of the house after Skufty...

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quickly i realized that i had just licked my balls!!! after realizing this, i decided to stay home and lick my balls, while i gave my trusty spy dog orders over the walkie talkies.

...Skufty muttered something about me being a worthless piece of shit, and that he would have to call in a new partner to assist him in saving the world from impending doom...but who to call?

Alas, I got a big ol' hair ball stuck in my throat, and had to be rushed to the ER.

Go with ADGWD's post.

I'm out for awhile.

As I lay there in the ambulance listening to the siren blaring, all I could think was that from now I was going to make sure I shaved my balls...

Besides the strangely arousing concept of a Juicy Real Doll, I must agree.

... then i suddenly realized that juicys' semen would not produce the thermo nuclear reaction that would be needed... i had to come up with something else.

Quickly I reached around and pulled out my Acme Exploding Anal Beads.

Too bad they had already been detonated. Next time I would remember to wash them off before putting them away.

I stuffed them up my ass and said...this bastard will self destruct in 45 seconds.... 45 44 43 42.... (anyway you get the picture)

no more?

unfortunately it didnt explode...

The 2nd ENDING!