151 replies in sarah_webinc's ambush interview. :glugglug

BTW that's a very weird house... first time I see something like that

very true...I think sometimes people think learning has to be book learning.

Yeah it is very weird. I don't think there are other places like it. When I moved to the UK it was the first real houses I saw so for all I knew they were the way everybody lived. I was more than a bit wrong :1orglaugh

We were all sincerely moved when your husband died and the horror you went through. I sure was with the paypal statemetns to prove it.

So dont act surprised when i 'call you out' when you make
statements just _3 weeks later_ after his death that you had sex with some guy and really needed it. I dont give a shit about open marriages or whatever
situation you were in with your late husband: thats just something you dont do. No.. not something you dont do.. something a relatively normal person isnt capable of doing.

Look at your pics. Those are not pics of a BBW.. those are pics of
a girl torturing herself.

Same goes for your recent experiences in life.

Consider my last post as a serious recommendaion and laught at it if you want
or call me an heartless asshole. But hey.. im right anmd im just telling what i know and thats the best i can do.

Tell him, Sarah!!!

It's good that things are going well for you now.

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you are an asshole - go back to the bible belt

Okay..first of all..I answered you a year ago about my sex life. I did not need to but I did. For me it was like cutting myself. I need to feel SOMETHING that wasn't his death. It was my birthday and I *KNOW* he wouldn't have been upset. Again, you never responded to anything I wrote in that post nor the post from Marc's best friend but instead decided it was much better to kick me.

As far as being a BBW goes. I go to the gym three days a week and do atleast 500 calories. I watch what I eat and very rarely eat fast food or anything I haven't cooked myself without cooking oils,etc. Yet, I am still fat. I have been fat all my life and I do have a medical condition I talked about a number of times on this board before. I even made a comment about it when Amelia posted the pics in this thread.

However, despite that I really don't care what you think about my size. Read this thread..there is a guy in here that I know finds me and women like me attractive. Of course I know that is the minority opinion but It doesn't bother men in the least that others dont' find me attractive. Again, I have been big all my life so I have been through all the negative things and I'm not going to let a keyboard warrior drag me back down into the self-hatrid pit.

I also don't believe for one second you are trying to help me.

So, beyond the weight how did I bring on the recent experiences in my life? By marrying a disabled man? By being bisexual? What exactly other than me being fat offends you so much.

Damn Sarah, your apartment building reminds me of the movie "A Clockwork Orange"!!

21. How did you deal with assholes on the phone when you worked at a call center?

That was an odd job. The last job I had before I went full time in this industry was at a big call centre in London that dealt with a lot of blue chip accounts. There was some out bound calling (I could probably still remember most of the Abbey Life Financial Services opening speach I had to say) but the majority was inbound calling or call back customer care. For about five months I was Hyundai's test drive booker (just me) in the UK.

Beyond that I worked on customer care lines. My faveorite was the Mcvitte cookie helpline. That was the most entertaining line to be on because it would amaze me what people would call up and complain about. One woman would call weekly to complain there wasn't enough chocolate on one cookie in the whole pack or something similar.

We also did emergency recall phonelines. When a company had to recall a product they would set up an emergency call line and we had to answer people's questions from a book of legally correct answers. I always put myself forward for those jobs because you never knew what you were going to get.

My faveorite of those was when Chicken Tonight had to recall a product. The reason was that they found glass in a bottle but people would call up claiming all sort of things were happening to them. I had one woman on the phone that was screaming that worms were coming out of her rectum. I suggested that if that was the case perhaps the doctor should have been her first call and not our helpline.

The job was a trash job but the working conditions were good and because of the nature of the job there were a lot of 'resting' actros and actresses at the company. From time to time I will see some of the people I worked with show up in tv comercials and stuff.

I suppose the job did teach me abit about customer service.

Because it was filmed here :)

Just the answers to some of these questions scream "ISSUES" and you dont need any special empathic abilities to see that.

I have no issues with you being overweight and im aware there are zillions
of people out there that are into that. Good for you as long as it reasonably healthy and making you happy/satisfied.

But thats simply not the case. I can see that.. and im fuckign sure as hell you can see that as well so why should i pretend your doing well and congratulate you with that?

There are a bunch of sheep doing that for you already.

And youre right im not trying to help you.. did i ever say i was?
Im commenting on you in a thread that is semi-dedicated to doing just that on
a public board. Help is something private and im not yet big-headed enough to think i could make a difference if i did it the right way and try.

Im telling you to snap out of it and get yourself the life you always wanted
but for some reason you dont think you deserve. Start working on things
before its too late. And what those things are? I have no clue.. i dont know you.. i just know those things exist and its up to you to pick em and work it.

Like last time just my opinion.

Great interview! So good to get to know more about you as I have seen you around on the boards for many years!

I am glad you are enjoying it :)

Nice interview

what normally anoys me about these interviews is how the first 20 or so posts are taken by the phrases "been looking forward to this" or "great interview" etc etc.

But This is one of the only interviews, if not the only one I would have any interest in. As far as I can see Sarah is 100% top notch! I have a ton of respect for her. Even on the occaisions when we have had some board discusions, where we havnt agreed.

Plus if it wasnt for Sarah I still wouldnt know why they called the "world series" what they do. :)

lol..I am glad ONE British person listened to me . I have to remind the BBC on an annual basis :)

Question #44: Sarah, how do you wipe your ass after taking a shit? Do you use a towel on a stick?

22. Talk about your job as a travel agent.


When I moved to the UK I badly needed a job but the conditions of my student work visa was that any company that hired me had to show why I was needed for the job over someone from the UK. My dad had been a travel agent for a while while I was growing up so when I saw an advertisement in the wanted ads for a entry level travel agent job I applied. I got the job and was called their 'North American Specialist'. This was a crappy teletext package holiday travel agency so that essentially meant that I had been to Disneyworld.

I worked there for about a year before being hired by a better travel agency where I worked worked as one of five people in the basement starting up the internet side of the UK travel agency Flightbookers. That is now the online travel giant (in the UK anyway) called Ebookers. I laugh when I see the comercials because I know how chaotic it was to start. Because the internet department was so small we also handled the corporate side of the company. My ex-client list included a few people famous in the UK. Jools Holland was my faveorite and the biggest twat was Peter Andre.

Another odd thing about that office was the in the corner of our basement office was a desk that was rented out by the one man in the whole of the UK that represented Air Botswana. He was a nice guy but would have strange clients.

I made the mistake of leaving that company when I was offered more money by a smaller agency called 'Africa Travel Centre'. It was a mistake and I hated working there. The two other agents there were white South Africans and they were constantly making racist remarks about the clients. One day I had an obviously gay client in front of me and they laughed at him loud enough that he could hear it. That was the last day I worked there. I had never walked out of a job before but it was too much for me.

So, that was the end of me in travel. I was already working for JJJ part time after work so I took the call centre job to help earn some money to save until I went full time.

23. What kind of porn turns you on? show pics

I wish I could remember who on GFY said what has become one of my most used qoutes. In a discussion about how working in porn had effected their sex life someone said 'I need viagra to jerk off these days'.

When I was younger I got turned on by porn but I have to say that since working in porn and having my own sex life I very rarely get turned on by porn. I can get turned on watching porn with someone else but that is more about the interaction with a partner than what is happening on screen.

If I am going to watch or look at porn then it needs to look real. I like lesbian porn but I can't watch or look at this fake porn doll version where they all keep their high heels on or have fingernails far too long and sharp to come into contact with any soft tissue.

If it is a video I need real sound with people talking to each other. If there is one thing that will make me turn off a porn video it is when they put music over the action so there isn't any natural sound at all.

I am a typical female, I suppose, in that stories get me off more than images.

i think sarah is the bees knees =)

Sarah, you fucking rock.

:)

No shit!! Wow.. your place is famous! :thumbsup :)

I think idiot would be more appropriate.

This could be said to anynone. It doesn't seem that you know about her issues. You just trying to pretend being a good psychologist lol :1orglaugh

So do you..you know how much I respect your work.

Webair is pretty darn nifty too :)

Yup. Though that can work against it. For a while after the film Thamesmead had a bad rep because of the film and a tv movie the BBC did about football violence. However, this place hasn't even had a regular police beat until recently. It is going down hill now but it is still pretty safe.

24. What are some of the weirdest places you've had sex?

New Jersey was pretty weird.

I haven't been that risky really but oral sex on a train going through London Bridge Station (we were the only people on it before CCTV were on the trains) and in a hidden a way booth in a goth pub qualify a bit, I guess.

I have always been a bit of a goodie two shoes when it comes to getting in trouble with authority goes so I have mostly kept it indoors.

You don't have very good tact, but I do understand what you're trying to say. Maybe I am the only one who understands what you're trying to say because I was at that point once in my life and needed the kick you're trying to give. Eventually I gave myself that kick.

Now as to how relevant what you're trying to say is to Sarah's case, I really have no idea because I don't know Sarah, so I am not going to comment or even try to speculate.

He said, that he also doesn't know what things was he talking about.... So what was he trying to say then? :error

sarah rocks

25. What the fuck is a micro-micro niche?

Money in the bank if you know what you are doing :)

People often think too big when they are trying to market to a fetish community. I do understand it because I know that most people want to hit as broad an audience as possible. However, that leaves a lot of room for those of us that have researched a fetish niche within the inch of their lives and understand that people within a fetish community have very specific desires and do whatever it takes to obtain them. Combine that with the idea that even within the community for a particular fetish there is often a serious of 'divisions'. Micro-micro niche is when you find out what those divisions are and market to them individually.

So, for example within pantyhose fetish you have people that are into a specific type of pantyhose or a particular activity involving them. Shoe fetish and spanking are both prime areas of micro-micro niche promotion if you know your stuff.

26. Talk about your love affair with Shemp? Is it true you asked him to marry you?

If I did I was sleep posting :) That said, I have great respect for Shemp. I have said it a number of times of the board but he is more or less the only one that remembers me as Sjayne (Sarah Jayne) from when I was reviewing. I like that somebody as big as he is remembers the little guy. Plus nobody wears a hat as well as he does.

27. Do you pay taxes in the USA or England? Ever cheated on your Taxes?

I pay them in both places. I hate the process involved with paying my US tax but I pay it anyway.

I was just out with my new camera (thanks GFY for helping me pick it).

Here are some more pics of my 'hood'.

http://sjayne.com/thamesmead4.jpg


http://sjayne.com/thamesmead5.jpg

http://sjayne.com/thamesmead6.jpg

http://sjayne.com/thamesmead10.jpg


and this is my actual place:

http://sjayne.com/thamesmead9.jpg

Where are the gypsies? I think we need a shot of them.

I took pics of them too but I did it far afar because I didn't want them to see me and then known I own something that cost more than two pounds.

There wasn't a horse out today and you can't see a traditional gypsy cart that they have there but this is it:

http://sjayne.com/gypsycamp1.jpg

http://sjayne.com/gypsycamp2.jpg

More gypsies :


http://sjayne.com/gypsycamp3.jpg


and when I saw this shot I thought if it was on a hill it wouldn't look that out of place in City Of God:

http://sjayne.com/gypsycamp4.jpg

28. What kind of computer(s) do you own?

I personally own three PC's, a laptop and a PDA. I don't know that much about them other than the main one in my office is a Dell.

I took this pic of my office earlier but it isn't a great pic:

http://sjayne.com/office2.jpg


However, since my flatmate moved in we now have a ton of computers in this house that don't belong to me and most of them are 'retro' Amigas and the like.

We have made two rooms into one office. There was a partitian between the two rooms and we took it down so my tiny office wasn't so cramped and so that I can help him as he is learning to do galleries and the like.

Here are some pics of his set up:

http://www.alteredninth.net/images/current1.jpg

and the real reason I let him have the bigger office - these are too nice to look at:

http://www.alteredninth.net/images/guitar4.jpg

29. Are you fucking anyone regurally now? discuss

For reasons that anyone who has read this thread or various others over the last year I have learned to make sure the details of this part of my life are only available to those in the industy I am close to.

However, I will say things this way - I am still and will always be in love with my husband but I am ready to start rebuilding my life.

30. Who do you look up to in online adult? Down on?

I am always impressed by anyone that truly masters a niche (particuarly a fetish) owns it. There are a lot of people I have learned from but in that category there are a few people that spring to mind. Tofu for BBWs, Pam (HairtoStay) for Hairy, Emannuelle for all the micro-niche stuff I love, Basschick who knows what I am talking about when it comes to micro niches and Amelia G with the best goth sites around.

I like anyone that makes a day on the boards fun. A few people I haven't mention that always make me smile are Freakfish (Scott) and Don Mike. They both rock.

As far as the second part of the question goes - I am far too short to look down on anyone.

Fascinating read. Good to learn more about you Sarah :)

Thank you :)

31. How much time do you spend a day online?


Way too much time but not as much as I once did. These days I try to stream line my work. I get up and do a sweep of the boards and then eat breakfast before starting doing avs sites. Then I make myself take a break from work and do stuff around the house, go into town or whatever. I am always near the computer because I need to be here if a client hits me up on icq or email but I try not to be chained to it these days.

wow awesome.. nice to learn so much about someone... great ambush sleazy/sarah

OK, watch it beeyatch!! :winkwink:

I was out of town when this interview started but I can say there are some people who are completely clueless as to who and what Sarah is. I can speak from experience that when you have a traumatic experience there are times when you just need someone you can let yourself go with. Sarah knows in her heart what she's done before and after her husband's untimely death would have been fine with him, it was fine with her and that's all that matters.

As far as how she feels about herself, we should all be so lucky to be comfortable in our own skin. I know 5'9" 100 pound models who are less secure with themselves than Sarah is.

Great interview and hugs and kisses sweetie!!! :) :) :)

Thank you :)