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|  11-11-2005, 07:51 AM | #1 | 
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				Five cities to be destroyed Friday
			 Gotta Love these Fuck wads! This was just on our news here! Now keep in mind that its people like this that have been trying to shut us down! Farragut, Knox County (WVLT) - A Farragut man says he's only the messenger, claiming his personal relationship with god has revealed to him, five cities in the United States that will face economic collapse Friday, November 11, 2005. As WVLT Volunteer TV's Stephen McLamb learns, eleven is a well known number in history and this man feels eleven, eleven is the beginning of the end. "But I want people to know that I'm perfectly sane, that I'm at peace with what's going to happen," John Gilmore says he's just a messenger and living by it. He says people in New York, Washington DC, Atlanta, Las Vegas, and San Francisco face some form of serious destruction on Friday. "Something is going to happen to the effect that these cities are going to be devastated to the point that our economy is going to collapse," Gilmore says. One local pastor says he's not buying Gilmore's claims. "Remember the year 2000 where everything was going to be destroyed through Y2K and it never happened," says Pastor John Stuart, from Erin Presbyterian Church. But Gilmore is and he's preparing for long term problems by storing extra food, water, and by getting his money out of the stock market. Gilmore feels Friday is God's judgment for our desires for wealth, greed, and killing the unborn. "Every time throughout the bible, he corrects that with judgment. And he does that to drive us away from the evil one and back to him and that's what I believe we are going to see tomorrow," Gilmore explains. But Pastor Stuart says false claims have been made for centuries all because of anxiety. "Probably on Saturday morning we are going to wake up and we'll wonder. What on earth were we scared about?" Pastor Stuart says. "If it we're me, I would not be in the cities that I mentioned and I've notified everybody I know in those cities that they need to leave. They'll have to make that ultimate decision themselves, but my decision would be to leave, says Gilmore. Gilmore was questioned about false prophets and whether he could be one of them. He responded, "no, because I am right." Check out the video for this here | 
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|  11-11-2005, 07:59 AM | #2 | 
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				 | Some people have too much time on their hands. Didn't they put people in straight jackets for this kind of crazy talk only a few decades ago? | 
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|  11-11-2005, 08:00 AM | #3 | |
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|  11-11-2005, 08:01 AM | #4 | 
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				 | What I am waiting to see is what happens to this guy when 5 cities are still kicking... Should be something to see the backlash against him here. Especially as this is the Bible Belt (As I know only too well). | 
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|  11-11-2005, 08:03 AM | #5 | 
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				 | I wonder what he'll be saying when nothing happens on Friday? 
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|  11-11-2005, 08:04 AM | #6 | 
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				 | haha these people never seize to amaze me... | 
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|  11-11-2005, 08:12 AM | #7 | |
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 But Yes I want to know just how big of a Jack Ass this guy is gonna feel like when all 5 cities are untouched. | |
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|  11-11-2005, 08:13 AM | #8 | 
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				 | wasnt some other guy calling down the aliens a month ago? | 
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|  11-11-2005, 08:20 AM | #9 | |
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|  11-11-2005, 08:23 AM | #10 | 
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				 | religion is a great tool used to control those that can not think for themselves | 
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|  11-11-2005, 08:23 AM | #11 | |
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|  11-11-2005, 08:28 AM | #12 | 
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				 | I wonder who he voted for? 
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|  11-11-2005, 08:48 AM | #13 | 
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				 | I really have nothing against religion in general, some people need the guidance that it gives. The thing I hate is all these fuckers trying to push their religion on everyone else (BUSH). I mean the existance of an almighty being that controls everything seems a little far fetched to me, I'd like them to prove in a court room that there is a god beyond a reasonable doubt. I am pretty sure it can't be done | 
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|  11-11-2005, 08:55 AM | #14 | |
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 www.venganza.org Be touched by his noodly appendage!!! 
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|  11-11-2005, 08:58 AM | #16 | |
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|  11-11-2005, 08:58 AM | #17 | 
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				 | I had it handy...it's probably this guy's wife. http://www.muchosucko.com/video-thisbitchiscrazy.html | 
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|  11-11-2005, 09:03 AM | #18 | |
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 www.venganza.org 
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|  11-11-2005, 09:05 AM | #19 | 
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				 | ALL HAIL THE NOODLE MASTER or feel the wrath of his tangy sauce | 
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|  11-11-2005, 09:10 AM | #20 | 
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				 | lots of interesting things have happened on 11/11 for instance, we signed the peace treaty with japan on 11/11 at 11:00am 
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|  11-11-2005, 09:16 AM | #21 | |
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 I think they used to burn them at the stake. Some rituals should never be forgotten. | |
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|  11-11-2005, 09:18 AM | #22 | 
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				 | Intelligent design  indeed. | 
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|  11-11-2005, 09:21 AM | #23 | 
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				 | I live in one of the cities mentioned, no mushroom clouds yet. I got my AK & M16 loaded though just incase i have to fend off radioactive zombies. | 
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|  11-11-2005, 09:22 AM | #24 | 
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				 | Tinfoil hat anyone? | 
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|  11-12-2005, 04:43 AM | #25 | 
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				 | well its almost 7 AM here in the hills and looks like another pipedream down the drain! Got the news on and no cities destroyed. I will bet this guy who predicted this feels like shit now. I wonder how quick he will back pedal to try and save his Christian ass! | 
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|  11-12-2005, 04:49 AM | #26 | 
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				 | I think his noodles have boiled too long..... | 
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|  11-12-2005, 04:59 AM | #27 | |
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|  11-12-2005, 05:03 AM | #28 | |
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 http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/11...vernment_plot/ | |
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|  11-12-2005, 05:07 AM | #29 | |
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|  11-12-2005, 05:09 AM | #30 | 
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				 | it's saturday already. | 
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|  11-12-2005, 05:14 AM | #31 | 
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				 | why are the ravings of a crazy guy getting column space in papers? you can go to any mental asylum and hear this shit... you dont have to print it. 
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|  11-12-2005, 07:02 AM | #32 | ||
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 And it just was not space in a newspaper it was on live TV here. Quote: 
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|  11-12-2005, 07:24 AM | #33 | |
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 Maybe you are confusing it with the armistice which was signed between the Supreme War Councils representative and the Germans towards the end of WW1? It was signed at 5 am on Nov 11 and went into effect 6 hours later at 11 am. Signing took place in a rail carriage in the forest of Compiegne which interestingly enough is where Hitler made the French sign the armistice in 1940 surrendering to the Nazis. However over history many things have happened on Nov 11 The Mayflower Compact was signed by the pilgrims Shermans troops destroyed Rome, Georgia during the civil war Brian Epstein & Ed Sullivan sign a 3 show contract for Beatles And most important - Willys unveiled their new allpurpose vehicle - the Jeep  | |
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|  11-12-2005, 07:30 AM | #34 | |
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 An even bigger story - Pat Robertson yesterday about the town in Pa that voted out all the school board members that had installed intelligent design in the schools - "I'd like to say to the good citizens of Dover: if there is a disaster in your area, don't turn to God, you just rejected Him from your city," Robertson said on his "The 700 Club" TV show. "And don't wonder why He hasn't helped you when problems begin, if they begin. I'm not saying they will, but if they do, just remember, you just voted God out of your city. And if that's the case, don't ask for His help because he might not be there" Of course I guess we ought to heed his warnings - in 1998 he warned the city of Orlando, Florida that it risked hurricanes, earthquakes and terrorist bombs after it allowed homosexual organizations to put up rainbow flags in support of gay rights And they did get hit with a hurricane afterwards  | |
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|  11-12-2005, 08:02 AM | #35 | 
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				 | I did start to show signs of a cold yesterday, maybe this guy is onto something! Im in NYC anyone in the other cities mentioned showing any signs of a cold??      | 
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|  11-12-2005, 08:08 AM | #36 | |
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 It's saturday and nothing has happened lol. I didn't even know why I clicked that thread | |
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|  11-12-2005, 08:11 AM | #37 | 
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				 | you dont believe in prophets? Jesus Christ tells us to. fire will be how america falls, not with bullets or with guns - it will be brought to its knees by fire and the will of the people to do away with the tyrant known as the US Gov. 
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|  11-12-2005, 08:42 AM | #38 | |
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|  11-12-2005, 09:42 AM | #39 | 
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				 | why does the media even give these fuck wads the time of day? | 
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