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sunshynevideo 11-11-2005 07:51 AM

Five cities to be destroyed Friday
 
Gotta Love these Fuck wads!

This was just on our news here! Now keep in mind that its people like this that have been trying to shut us down!



Farragut, Knox County (WVLT) - A Farragut man says he's only the messenger, claiming his personal relationship with god has revealed to him, five cities in the United States that will face economic collapse Friday, November 11, 2005.

As WVLT Volunteer TV's Stephen McLamb learns, eleven is a well known number in history and this man feels eleven, eleven is the beginning of the end.

"But I want people to know that I'm perfectly sane, that I'm at peace with what's going to happen," John Gilmore says he's just a messenger and living by it. He says people in New York, Washington DC, Atlanta, Las Vegas, and San Francisco face some form of serious destruction on Friday.

"Something is going to happen to the effect that these cities are going to be devastated to the point that our economy is going to collapse," Gilmore says.

One local pastor says he's not buying Gilmore's claims.

"Remember the year 2000 where everything was going to be destroyed through Y2K and it never happened," says Pastor John Stuart, from Erin Presbyterian Church.

But Gilmore is and he's preparing for long term problems by storing extra food, water, and by getting his money out of the stock market.

Gilmore feels Friday is God's judgment for our desires for wealth, greed, and killing the unborn.

"Every time throughout the bible, he corrects that with judgment. And he does that to drive us away from the evil one and back to him and that's what I believe we are going to see tomorrow," Gilmore explains.

But Pastor Stuart says false claims have been made for centuries all because of anxiety.

"Probably on Saturday morning we are going to wake up and we'll wonder. What on earth were we scared about?" Pastor Stuart says.

"If it we're me, I would not be in the cities that I mentioned and I've notified everybody I know in those cities that they need to leave. They'll have to make that ultimate decision themselves, but my decision would be to leave, says Gilmore.

Gilmore was questioned about false prophets and whether he could be one of them.

He responded, "no, because I am right."

Check out the video for this here

EroticySteve 11-11-2005 07:59 AM

Some people have too much time on their hands. Didn't they put people in straight jackets for this kind of crazy talk only a few decades ago?

bringer 11-11-2005 08:00 AM

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Originally Posted by EroticySteve
Some people have too much time on their hands. Didn't they put people in straight jackets for this kind of crazy talk only a few decades ago?

nah, now its hugs and public housing

sunshynevideo 11-11-2005 08:01 AM

What I am waiting to see is what happens to this guy when 5 cities are still kicking... Should be something to see the backlash against him here. Especially as this is the Bible Belt (As I know only too well).

BRISK 11-11-2005 08:03 AM

I wonder what he'll be saying when nothing happens on Friday?

dynastoned 11-11-2005 08:04 AM

haha these people never seize to amaze me...

sunshynevideo 11-11-2005 08:12 AM

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Originally Posted by dynastoned
haha these people never seize to amaze me...

Around here its non stop with these idiots. We have been battleing these type of church people for a long time. Especially the Anti-porn sectors.

But Yes I want to know just how big of a Jack Ass this guy is gonna feel like when all 5 cities are untouched.

Phoenix 11-11-2005 08:13 AM

wasnt some other guy calling down the aliens a month ago?

NetRodent 11-11-2005 08:20 AM

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Originally Posted by BRISK
I wonder what he'll be saying when nothing happens on Friday?

He'll say that he prayed really really really hard and God heard his prayers and decided to show mercy on those cities. What a miracle!!!!

rip raster 11-11-2005 08:23 AM

religion is a great tool used to control those that can not think for themselves

bringer 11-11-2005 08:23 AM

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Originally Posted by rip raster
religion is a great tool used to control those that can not think for themselves

:thumbsup

Furious_Male 11-11-2005 08:28 AM

I wonder who he voted for?

rip raster 11-11-2005 08:48 AM

I really have nothing against religion in general, some people need the guidance that it gives. The thing I hate is all these fuckers trying to push their religion on everyone else (BUSH). I mean the existance of an almighty being that controls everything seems a little far fetched to me, I'd like them to prove in a court room that there is a god beyond a reasonable doubt. I am pretty sure it can't be done

BRISK 11-11-2005 08:55 AM

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Originally Posted by rip raster
I really have nothing against religion in general, some people need the guidance that it gives. The thing I hate is all these fuckers trying to push their religion on everyone else (BUSH). I mean the existance of an almighty being that controls everything seems a little far fetched to me, I'd like them to prove in a court room that there is a god beyond a reasonable doubt. I am pretty sure it can't be done

You're going to hell if you don't believe in the Flying Spaghetti Monster

www.venganza.org

Be touched by his noodly appendage!!!

candyflip 11-11-2005 08:57 AM

Someone post the video of that nutcase woman from this past weeks Trading Spaces.

rip raster 11-11-2005 08:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BRISK
You're going to hell if you don't believe in the Flying Spaghetti Monster

www.venganza.org

Be touched by his noodly appendage!!!

now that is something I can believe in :winkwink: I love pasta

candyflip 11-11-2005 08:58 AM

I had it handy...it's probably this guy's wife.

http://www.muchosucko.com/video-thisbitchiscrazy.html

BRISK 11-11-2005 09:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rip raster
now that is something I can believe in :winkwink: I love pasta

rip raster, you must obey your noodly master!!!

www.venganza.org

rip raster 11-11-2005 09:05 AM

ALL HAIL THE NOODLE MASTER or feel the wrath of his tangy sauce

pr0 11-11-2005 09:10 AM

lots of interesting things have happened on 11/11

for instance, we signed the peace treaty with japan on 11/11 at 11:00am

baddog 11-11-2005 09:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EroticySteve
Some people have too much time on their hands. Didn't they put people in straight jackets for this kind of crazy talk only a few decades ago?


I think they used to burn them at the stake.


Some rituals should never be forgotten.

Fetish Gimp 11-11-2005 09:18 AM

Intelligent design indeed.

pr0 11-11-2005 09:21 AM

I live in one of the cities mentioned, no mushroom clouds yet.

I got my AK & M16 loaded though just incase i have to fend off radioactive zombies.

Screaming 11-11-2005 09:22 AM

Tinfoil hat anyone?

sunshynevideo 11-12-2005 04:43 AM

well its almost 7 AM here in the hills and looks like another pipedream down the drain! Got the news on and no cities destroyed. I will bet this guy who predicted this feels like shit now. I wonder how quick he will back pedal to try and save his Christian ass!

Redrob 11-12-2005 04:49 AM

I think his noodles have boiled too long.....

volante 11-12-2005 04:59 AM

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Originally Posted by BRISK
You're going to hell if you don't believe in the Flying Spaghetti Monster

www.venganza.org

Be touched by his noodly appendage!!!

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

http://www.venganza.org/images/wallp...le1024_768.jpg

volante 11-12-2005 05:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Screaming
Tinfoil hat anyone?

Urgent message for tinfoil hat wearers:

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/11...vernment_plot/

jcsucka 11-12-2005 05:07 AM

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Originally Posted by volante

Damn! Awesome chop! :thumbsup :1orglaugh

Dalai lama 11-12-2005 05:09 AM

it's saturday already.

montel 11-12-2005 05:14 AM

why are the ravings of a crazy guy getting column space in papers? you can go to any mental asylum and hear this shit... you dont have to print it.

sunshynevideo 11-12-2005 07:02 AM

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Originally Posted by montel
why are the ravings of a crazy guy getting column space in papers? you can go to any mental asylum and hear this shit... you dont have to print it.

Because he is a man of God and here in the bible belt when a man of God speaks its like the last cummin' or somthing like that.

And it just was not space in a newspaper it was on live TV here.

Quote:

Originally Posted by NetRodent
Quote:
Originally Posted by BRISK
I wonder what he'll be saying when nothing happens on Friday?



He'll say that he prayed really really really hard and God heard his prayers and decided to show mercy on those cities. What a miracle!!!!

And so it came to pass that as of today Saturday miracle was born and god had mercy on our souls.

Linkster 11-12-2005 07:24 AM

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Originally Posted by pr0
lots of interesting things have happened on 11/11

for instance, we signed the peace treaty with japan on 11/11 at 11:00am

Thats interesting since the peace treaty was signed September 8th 1951 - now if you are talking about the surrender of Japan - it was signed at 0904 on the 2nd of September 1945 by the Japanese and 0908 of the same day by the United Nations against Japan - for the US (Macarthur and Nimitz), China, UK, Russia, etc

Maybe you are confusing it with the armistice which was signed between the Supreme War Councils representative and the Germans towards the end of WW1? It was signed at 5 am on Nov 11 and went into effect 6 hours later at 11 am. Signing took place in a rail carriage in the forest of Compiegne which interestingly enough is where Hitler made the French sign the armistice in 1940 surrendering to the Nazis.

However over history many things have happened on Nov 11
The Mayflower Compact was signed by the pilgrims
Shermans troops destroyed Rome, Georgia during the civil war
Brian Epstein & Ed Sullivan sign a 3 show contract for Beatles
And most important - Willys unveiled their new allpurpose vehicle - the Jeep :)

Linkster 11-12-2005 07:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by montel
why are the ravings of a crazy guy getting column space in papers? you can go to any mental asylum and hear this shit... you dont have to print it.


An even bigger story - Pat Robertson yesterday about the town in Pa that voted out all the school board members that had installed intelligent design in the schools - "I'd like to say to the good citizens of Dover: if there is a disaster in your area, don't turn to God, you just rejected Him from your city," Robertson said on his "The 700 Club" TV show.

"And don't wonder why He hasn't helped you when problems begin, if they begin. I'm not saying they will, but if they do, just remember, you just voted God out of your city. And if that's the case, don't ask for His help because he might not be there"

Of course I guess we ought to heed his warnings - in 1998 he warned the city of Orlando, Florida that it risked hurricanes, earthquakes and terrorist bombs after it allowed homosexual organizations to put up rainbow flags in support of gay rights
And they did get hit with a hurricane afterwards :1orglaugh

PatrickKing 11-12-2005 08:02 AM

I did start to show signs of a cold yesterday, maybe this guy is onto something! Im in NYC anyone in the other cities mentioned showing any signs of a cold??


:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Doctor Dre 11-12-2005 08:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by montel
why are the ravings of a crazy guy getting column space in papers? you can go to any mental asylum and hear this shit... you dont have to print it.

Agreed. So many nutcases arround the world.

It's saturday and nothing has happened lol. I didn't even know why I clicked that thread

Fletch XXX 11-12-2005 08:11 AM

you dont believe in prophets?

Jesus Christ tells us to.

fire will be how america falls, not with bullets or with guns - it will be brought to its knees by fire and the will of the people to do away with the tyrant known as the US Gov.

sunshynevideo 11-12-2005 08:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Fletch XXX

fire will be how america falls, not with bullets or with guns - it will be brought to its knees by fire and the will of the people to do away with the tyrant known as the US Gov.

Quite honestly it seems to me that it will not be long before a new dawn of a new government will be on the horizon. All Thanks to Daddy Bush!

BigCashCrew 11-12-2005 09:42 AM

why does the media even give these fuck wads the time of day?


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