Shouldn't penis sponsors be illegal? - GoFuckYourself.com

Bobo · 03-17-2002, 12:33 PM

I see these bullshit banners all over the place claiming that 'if you take our pill your dick will grow another meter long'.

I'm not a doctor, but for fuck sakes no pill is going to make your cock bigger than it already is. You can get a bigger dick by paying for surgery but that's it.

Why isn't this shit illegal. It's probably unsafe to be ingesting, but I imagine it falls in some loophole like it's a supplement and not a food therefore the Food and Drug Administration can't regulate it.

I don't use misleading and false sponsors like those penis ones. Sure, I'll sell Viagra because it actually works by increasing blood flow to your cock, but the other claims on other products is fucking ridiculous.

Am I wrong or should these fuckers get there asses beat?

^R3K^ · 03-17-2002, 12:40 PM

Sounds like you had a bad experience with one? did you try it and it didnt work? let us know?

kmanrox · 03-17-2002, 12:40 PM

hyahaha r3k

Bobo · 03-17-2002, 12:44 PM

I'm perfectly content with my average 6 inch wanker and I'm not gullible enough to believe in hype advertising. In short, my answer is no, I've never tried the product.

It's no different than those Psychic advertisements on TV to me, or those fake hair growth products for bald men. You don't have to be an expert to know these things are phony. Follow me wise ass?

mika · 03-17-2002, 12:47 PM

Yes they should be illegal IMO

Since they aren't, many people like to promote them and make mo money

Simple

SykkBoy · 03-17-2002, 01:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bobo
I'm not gullible enough to believe in hype advertising.

uh oh, another webmaster who isn't clicking an advert banners ;)))

Quote:

Follow me wise ass?.

um, yeah sure....Bobo...heheheh
clown names = comedy gold

payrollpete · 03-17-2002, 01:10 PM

Well then most herbal stuff should be illegal!

Come on

What a dumb topic to whine over LOL

Most of the herbal stuff people buy to enhance their body dosen't work at all, or it seems to work, but it is really your brain tricking iteself.

Who cares, if you are dumb enough to buy it and think it will help you, then hats off to you. Technically it's like theraphy for your mind. You think its growing bigger, so then you are happy.

payrollpete · 03-17-2002, 01:12 PM

and conversions for penis sponsors are BS

The product converts poorly, but its a nice sale when you make one.

90% of the sites to help you better grow your penis look to scammy no surfer wants to buy it.

don't believe the idiots that come on here and say they do 1:100 because it's usualy bs!

if it sounds too good to be true it usualy isn't true...always live by that line.

ServerGenius · 03-17-2002, 01:17 PM

Funny Bobo it's viagra that is in most countries illegal to sell without a pharmacy license and a doctors prescription.

DynaMite

greentea · 03-17-2002, 01:19 PM

Just get rid of the one that hotmail just bought out

http://www.gofuckyourself.net/showth...threadid=53832

Darren · 03-17-2002, 01:24 PM

"and conversions for penis sponsors are BS

The product converts poorly, but its a nice sale when you make one.

90% of the sites to help you better grow your penis look to scammy no surfer wants to buy it.

don't believe the idiots that come on here and say they do 1:100 because it's usualy bs! "

I have 20-30 affiliates who do way below that ratio

Theo · 03-17-2002, 01:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bobo
I'm perfectly content with my average 6 inch wanker and I'm not gullible enough to believe in hype advertising. In short, my answer is no, I've never tried the product.

It's no different than those Psychic advertisements on TV to me, or those fake hair growth products for bald men. You don't have to be an expert to know these things are phony. Follow me wise ass?

so penis surgery does work. Good for you

Bobo · 03-17-2002, 01:31 PM

Yeah it worked. I could hardly walk around when it was 12 inches. It's a lot easier to get around now that it's only 6.

payrollpete · 03-17-2002, 01:33 PM

darren,

i'd like to hear this from a non-owner of a penis program LOL

and not some unknown newbie either

payrollpete · 03-17-2002, 01:34 PM

and please don't post screencaps of stats from your penis program darren.

i can pull a save page, html change, screencap move too

greentea · 03-17-2002, 01:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by payrollpete
darren,

i'd like to hear this from a non-owner of a penis program LOL

and not some unknown newbie either

He is the most famous penis prog webmaster!
HOTMAIL just bought him out LOL!!

payrollpete · 03-17-2002, 01:44 PM

Groovy.

Bill Gates is shareing the wealth :P

greentea · 03-17-2002, 01:52 PM

"and conversions for penis sponsors are BS

Exactly, there to a point were they are not even PROFITABLE.
Spin it anyway you want darren

I tested these programs out YEARS ago with paysite traffic, the converisons were CRAP.. your better off pushing viagra then this..

I sent straight and gay paysite traffic to these programs, i recall stats at like 1:4500 +..

All these sites are the same run around, same layout same content..

$48.95 by credit you charge, What a SCAM!

Your webmasters joins will turn to chargebacks within 1-3 months.

Exxxotica · 03-17-2002, 01:53 PM

Darren is not just the owner...he's also a client.

payrollpete · 03-17-2002, 01:56 PM

greentea,

good to see the smart people see the light...

chargebacks are an issue, if you promise something and it does not deliver, that is good enough reason for a customer to chargeback. good point.

don't get me wrong, promote them, its all good. if you think you have traffic that will convert with this niche, go for it! just make sure you get paid a flat rate and the program takes the chargebacks

Bobo · 03-17-2002, 01:56 PM

I think Darren started panhanding this penis product to make up for some insecurities of his endowment as a child. Ohhh the torment.

greentea · 03-17-2002, 01:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by payrollpete
greentea,

good to see the smart people see the light...

chargebacks are an issue, if you promise something and it does not deliver, that is good enough reason for a customer to chargeback. good point.

don't get me wrong, promote them, its all good. if you think you have traffic that will convert with this niche, go for it! just make sure you get paid a flat rate and the program takes the chargebacks

Payrollpete

Excellent point mentioned above.

Darren do you prepay and bite chargebacks ?

payrollpete · 03-17-2002, 02:00 PM

there is no real way to increase your penis size unless you go for surgery. sure you could stretch your dick and use all the methods suggested from one of these sites, but you can also hurt your penis too, break blood vessels etc.

just work out, stay healthy, and you should be all good.
usualy its fat people who complain...what they should know is if they worked out and lost all the fat on their body that makes them overweight, they'd gain 3 inches of penis from getting rid of all the fat lol

Darren · 03-17-2002, 02:10 PM

greentea - we take full responsibility for all chargebacks so the affiliate keeps is commision whatever. Good commisions are possible like i said 20-30 my affiliates are under 1:100 if u dont believe me then dont its that simple.

and yeah ive always been insecure of my penis size......... I hate it when it falls out the bottom of my trouser in full view.

payrollpete · 03-17-2002, 02:11 PM

darren, did you use to be a car salesman or are you just hurtin for dough

Bobo · 03-17-2002, 02:12 PM

Darren, thanks for taking my comment in a good fun.

Darren · 03-17-2002, 02:12 PM

not hurtin for doh - signup if u want - if u dont thats fine.

Take a look over at Overture.com and type in Penis Enlargement - some peeps paying up to $2 per a click - if it doesnt convert then they sure are wasting alot of money.

payrollpete · 03-17-2002, 02:17 PM

probably does do well if its that targeted

but on these boards i doubt there are heavy se gurus

i know who the heavy ones are in this bizz and they don't hang out here hehe...

if we are speaking search engine traffic, then why not say "we convert your se traffic 1:100, and your tgp 1:10000" lol

Darren · 03-17-2002, 02:18 PM

more like we convert SE traffic 1:20 and TGP traffic 1:200.

And this is stated in the ratios in the sig

payrollpete · 03-17-2002, 02:21 PM

ROFL

Darren, "spamming" and "embelishing" is considered an art.

You are seriously fucking that up

I can teach you a few things if you want, and you won't have to be dishonest! hehehe...

payrollpete · 03-17-2002, 02:23 PM

the chances of 1 in 20 people having a credit card on hand ready to fork out is very minimal, especialy in this era of the adult industry.

the only way i ever converted traffic in the 1:10's and 1:20's was targeted e-mail spamming to free trial sites, with e-mail databases from previous members of paysites.

payrollpete · 03-17-2002, 02:24 PM

oh ya
don't forget
1:20 people with a cc who are going to front $48

aaaaaaaaaahahahahahahhaahhaha

Darren · 03-17-2002, 02:27 PM

payrollpete - believe what u want - just because its not possible for u to get conversions like that DOESNT mean others are not. WITH SE traffic its very possible.

payrollpete · 03-17-2002, 02:31 PM

"1:20 who are going to front $48"

...

Darren · 03-17-2002, 02:32 PM

$48.95

funkmaster · 03-17-2002, 02:32 PM

"more like we convert SE traffic 1:20"

darren, you are a lying bastard, I convert 20:1 with my SE traffic to your programm!!

Darren · 03-17-2002, 02:34 PM

funkmaster lol signing up urself that many times dont count though bro.

greentea · 03-17-2002, 02:40 PM

One suggestion drop your price to like $9.99 a month
not $49 a month.. Most pornsites charge 39.95 and offer the same as you do + MORE..

payrollpete · 03-17-2002, 02:42 PM

daren is a cool guy just talked to him for a bit

if he's makin money at it, then its all good

thats the bottom line, if it makes you money, stick with it.

just because it dosen't make me money dosen't mean it won't make you money. everyone has their own ways, ! ! !

Darren · 03-17-2002, 02:45 PM

greentea - the price is set at the optimum.

setting at $9.99 would mean loads more customers which = more work for me.

Corona · 03-17-2002, 02:53 PM

I'm not interested in having a larger penis.

I want BIG balls.

This is going the be the next big thing.

Darren · 03-17-2002, 02:54 PM

wondered how long it would take someone to post a picture of a dick,

UnseenWorld · 03-17-2002, 03:00 PM

God put stupid people on earth to be taken advantage of, right? Just like He gave us cattle so we could have hamburger. I don't think the government should protect us from anything so patently stupid as a penis enlarger pill. Pat Robertson has people believing that if enough people pray, God will divert a hurricane from Florida and kill people down in Mexico or up in NYC instead.

Right.

As long as there are people who fall for that kind of crap, the rest of us have no excuse for not getting rich.

beemk · 03-17-2002, 03:10 PM

damn corona, imagine the facials you could give with balls like that.

payrollpete · 03-17-2002, 03:11 PM

you could put out greese fires

Corona · 03-17-2002, 03:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by beemk
imagine the facials you could give with balls like that.

Move over Peter North

AdultWire · 03-17-2002, 03:32 PM

Learn to swim.

DPlayMax · 03-18-2002, 04:36 AM

i dont see what is illegal here? ethical - is another thing

zubr · 03-18-2002, 06:20 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bobo
I see these bullshit banners all over the place claiming that 'if you take our pill your dick will grow another meter long'.

I'm not a doctor, but for fuck sakes no pill is going to make your cock bigger than it already is. You can get a bigger dick by paying for surgery but that's it.

Why isn't this shit illegal. It's probably unsafe to be ingesting, but I imagine it falls in some loophole like it's a supplement and not a food therefore the Food and Drug Administration can't regulate it.

I don't use misleading and false sponsors like those penis ones. Sure, I'll sell Viagra because it actually works by increasing blood flow to your cock, but the other claims on other products is fucking ridiculous.

Am I wrong or should these fuckers get there asses beat?

You probably are just jealous because your dick is under 3 inches and you dont have a credit card to buy the pills - hahaha!

Sjayne · 03-18-2002, 09:51 AM

I've never been able to bring myself to promote any of the drugs that are available for us to resell. It is mainly a personal ethical thing and I don't have any problems with those who do sell it. I just firgure that I can't be sure that these companies are selling safe medication and places that sell weight loss drugs or even vigara can't possibly do the proper medical examinations.

If someone buys a bad porn site off me they lose money but it they buy bad drugs they could lose their life.

03-17-2002, 12:33 PM	#1
Bobo Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,253	Shouldn't penis sponsors be illegal? I see these bullshit banners all over the place claiming that 'if you take our pill your dick will grow another meter long'. I'm not a doctor, but for fuck sakes no pill is going to make your cock bigger than it already is. You can get a bigger dick by paying for surgery but that's it. Why isn't this shit illegal. It's probably unsafe to be ingesting, but I imagine it falls in some loophole like it's a supplement and not a food therefore the Food and Drug Administration can't regulate it. I don't use misleading and false sponsors like those penis ones. Sure, I'll sell Viagra because it actually works by increasing blood flow to your cock, but the other claims on other products is fucking ridiculous. Am I wrong or should these fuckers get there asses beat?

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greentea Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: South Florida Posts: 6,580	Just get rid of the one that hotmail just bought out http://www.gofuckyourself.net/showth...threadid=53832 Last edited by greentea; 03-17-2002 at 01:20 PM..

03-17-2002, 12:44 PM	#4
Bobo Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,253	I'm perfectly content with my average 6 inch wanker and I'm not gullible enough to believe in hype advertising. In short, my answer is no, I've never tried the product. It's no different than those Psychic advertisements on TV to me, or those fake hair growth products for bald men. You don't have to be an expert to know these things are phony. Follow me wise ass?

03-17-2002, 12:47 PM	#5
mika Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Finland Posts: 1,561	Yes they should be illegal IMO Since they aren't, many people like to promote them and make mo money Simple

03-17-2002, 01:10 PM	#7
payrollpete Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Seattle, WA Posts: 1,527	Well then most herbal stuff should be illegal! Come on What a dumb topic to whine over LOL Most of the herbal stuff people buy to enhance their body dosen't work at all, or it seems to work, but it is really your brain tricking iteself. Who cares, if you are dumb enough to buy it and think it will help you, then hats off to you. Technically it's like theraphy for your mind. You think its growing bigger, so then you are happy.

03-17-2002, 01:12 PM	#8
payrollpete Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Seattle, WA Posts: 1,527	and conversions for penis sponsors are BS The product converts poorly, but its a nice sale when you make one. 90% of the sites to help you better grow your penis look to scammy no surfer wants to buy it. don't believe the idiots that come on here and say they do 1:100 because it's usualy bs! if it sounds too good to be true it usualy isn't true...always live by that line.

03-17-2002, 01:24 PM	#11
Darren Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 5,994	"and conversions for penis sponsors are BS The product converts poorly, but its a nice sale when you make one. 90% of the sites to help you better grow your penis look to scammy no surfer wants to buy it. don't believe the idiots that come on here and say they do 1:100 because it's usualy bs! " I have 20-30 affiliates who do way below that ratio __________________ Penis enlargement / male enhancement pills - earn up to $229.48 per signup ICQ: 46335817

03-17-2002, 01:31 PM	#13
Bobo Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,253	Yeah it worked. I could hardly walk around when it was 12 inches. It's a lot easier to get around now that it's only 6.

03-17-2002, 01:33 PM	#14
payrollpete Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Seattle, WA Posts: 1,527	darren, i'd like to hear this from a non-owner of a penis program LOL and not some unknown newbie either

03-17-2002, 01:34 PM	#15
payrollpete Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Seattle, WA Posts: 1,527	and please don't post screencaps of stats from your penis program darren. i can pull a save page, html change, screencap move too

03-17-2002, 01:44 PM	#17
payrollpete Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Seattle, WA Posts: 1,527	Groovy. Bill Gates is shareing the wealth :P

03-17-2002, 01:52 PM	#18
greentea Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: South Florida Posts: 6,580	"and conversions for penis sponsors are BS Exactly, there to a point were they are not even PROFITABLE. Spin it anyway you want darren I tested these programs out YEARS ago with paysite traffic, the converisons were CRAP.. your better off pushing viagra then this.. I sent straight and gay paysite traffic to these programs, i recall stats at like 1:4500 +.. All these sites are the same run around, same layout same content.. $48.95 by credit you charge, What a SCAM! Your webmasters joins will turn to chargebacks within 1-3 months.

03-17-2002, 01:53 PM	#19
Exxxotica Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Oregun Posts: 4,396	Darren is not just the owner...he's also a client.

03-17-2002, 01:56 PM	#20
payrollpete Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Seattle, WA Posts: 1,527	greentea, good to see the smart people see the light... chargebacks are an issue, if you promise something and it does not deliver, that is good enough reason for a customer to chargeback. good point. don't get me wrong, promote them, its all good. if you think you have traffic that will convert with this niche, go for it! just make sure you get paid a flat rate and the program takes the chargebacks

03-17-2002, 02:00 PM	#23
payrollpete Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Seattle, WA Posts: 1,527	there is no real way to increase your penis size unless you go for surgery. sure you could stretch your dick and use all the methods suggested from one of these sites, but you can also hurt your penis too, break blood vessels etc. just work out, stay healthy, and you should be all good. usualy its fat people who complain...what they should know is if they worked out and lost all the fat on their body that makes them overweight, they'd gain 3 inches of penis from getting rid of all the fat lol

03-17-2002, 02:10 PM	#24
Darren Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 5,994	greentea - we take full responsibility for all chargebacks so the affiliate keeps is commision whatever. Good commisions are possible like i said 20-30 my affiliates are under 1:100 if u dont believe me then dont its that simple. and yeah ive always been insecure of my penis size......... I hate it when it falls out the bottom of my trouser in full view.

03-17-2002, 02:11 PM	#25
payrollpete Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Seattle, WA Posts: 1,527	darren, did you use to be a car salesman or are you just hurtin for dough

03-17-2002, 02:12 PM	#26
Bobo Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,253	Darren, thanks for taking my comment in a good fun.

03-17-2002, 02:17 PM	#28
payrollpete Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Seattle, WA Posts: 1,527	probably does do well if its that targeted but on these boards i doubt there are heavy se gurus i know who the heavy ones are in this bizz and they don't hang out here hehe... if we are speaking search engine traffic, then why not say "we convert your se traffic 1:100, and your tgp 1:10000" lol

03-17-2002, 02:18 PM	#29
Darren Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 5,994	more like we convert SE traffic 1:20 and TGP traffic 1:200. And this is stated in the ratios in the sig

03-17-2002, 02:21 PM	#30
payrollpete Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Seattle, WA Posts: 1,527	ROFL Darren, "spamming" and "embelishing" is considered an art. You are seriously fucking that up I can teach you a few things if you want, and you won't have to be dishonest! hehehe...

03-17-2002, 02:23 PM	#31
payrollpete Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Seattle, WA Posts: 1,527	the chances of 1 in 20 people having a credit card on hand ready to fork out is very minimal, especialy in this era of the adult industry. the only way i ever converted traffic in the 1:10's and 1:20's was targeted e-mail spamming to free trial sites, with e-mail databases from previous members of paysites.

03-17-2002, 02:24 PM	#32
payrollpete Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Seattle, WA Posts: 1,527	oh ya don't forget 1:20 people with a cc who are going to front $48 aaaaaaaaaahahahahahahhaahhaha

03-17-2002, 02:27 PM	#33
Darren Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 5,994	payrollpete - believe what u want - just because its not possible for u to get conversions like that DOESNT mean others are not. WITH SE traffic its very possible.

03-17-2002, 02:31 PM	#34
payrollpete Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Seattle, WA Posts: 1,527	"1:20 who are going to front $48" ...

03-17-2002, 02:32 PM	#35
Darren Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 5,994	$48.95

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funkmaster So Fucking Banned Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: shell beach Posts: 7,938	"more like we convert SE traffic 1:20" darren, you are a lying bastard, I convert 20:1 with my SE traffic to your programm!!

03-17-2002, 02:34 PM	#37
Darren Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 5,994	funkmaster lol signing up urself that many times dont count though bro. __________________ Penis enlargement / male enhancement pills - earn up to $229.48 per signup ICQ: 46335817

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greentea Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: South Florida Posts: 6,580	One suggestion drop your price to like $9.99 a month not $49 a month.. Most pornsites charge 39.95 and offer the same as you do + MORE..

03-17-2002, 02:42 PM	#39
payrollpete Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Seattle, WA Posts: 1,527	daren is a cool guy just talked to him for a bit if he's makin money at it, then its all good thats the bottom line, if it makes you money, stick with it. just because it dosen't make me money dosen't mean it won't make you money. everyone has their own ways, ! ! !

03-17-2002, 02:45 PM	#40
Darren Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 5,994	greentea - the price is set at the optimum. setting at $9.99 would mean loads more customers which = more work for me.

03-17-2002, 02:53 PM	#41
Corona Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Third mall from the sun Posts: 2,185	I'm not interested in having a larger penis. I want BIG balls. This is going the be the next big thing. __________________ I was looking for a job, and then I found a job And heaven knows I'm miserable now