Degrees of Married Sex - GoFuckYourself.com

JimmiDean · 11-09-2005, 12:13 PM

Its old so forgive me if you have heard it.

Just married ..... Room sex... you fuck in every room of the house.
Married five years.. Bedroom sex... you fuck only in the bedroom.
Married Ten Years... Hallway sex. You pass each other in the hall and say
FUCK YOU !

Maxy · 11-09-2005, 12:14 PM

Why do I never read anything good about marriage

NinjaSteve · 11-09-2005, 12:20 PM

so true, so true

JimmiDean · 11-09-2005, 12:49 PM

Being married is actually the best thing I ever did.
I know this because my wife keeps telling me so.

gornyhuy · 11-09-2005, 12:51 PM

Here's another one like that:

The three phases of married sex

1)Tri-Weekly
2)Try Weekly
3)Try Weakly

jact · 11-09-2005, 01:27 PM

I'm so glad my wife and I don't have typical married sex.

gangbangjoe · 11-09-2005, 01:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gornyhuy

Here's another one like that:

The three phases of married sex

1)Tri-Weekly
2)Try Weekly
3)Try Weakly

gornyhuy · 11-09-2005, 02:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jact

I'm so glad my wife and I don't have typical married sex.

Thats because her daily dose of my super sperm keeps her fired up.

spideriux · 11-09-2005, 02:42 PM

yeah very true

pornguy · 11-09-2005, 02:45 PM

Heard it a million times, and I laugh every time.

JimmiDean · 11-09-2005, 03:27 PM

Yep,
Its not typical of our life either,
but fun to laugh at.

reynold · 11-09-2005, 04:18 PM

Well, I'm pretty much excited to pass that third stage.

tranza · 11-09-2005, 05:25 PM

now that's so true

JimmiDean · 11-10-2005, 06:33 AM

How do you make your wife mad durring Sex?
Call her.

Ace-wtf · 11-10-2005, 06:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JimmiDean

How do you make your wife mad durring Sex?
Call her.

Vitasoy · 11-10-2005, 07:31 AM

lol... good thing I'm not planning to get married any time soon

knoxville · 11-10-2005, 07:35 AM

Only true to those who are not yet ready for such a lifetime committment.

Slick · 11-10-2005, 07:45 AM

That is 100% true. The thing is if you have kids, you really speed up the process of not getting it, he he he.

Funbrunette · 11-10-2005, 08:04 AM

Sad but how very true!

11-09-2005, 12:13 PM	#1
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11-09-2005, 12:14 PM	#2
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11-09-2005, 12:20 PM	#3
NinjaSteve Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 11,089	so true, so true __________________ ...

11-09-2005, 12:49 PM	#4
JimmiDean Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Margarittaville Posts: 3,433	Being married is actually the best thing I ever did. I know this because my wife keeps telling me so. __________________ My God there's Porn on here! Still on the Beach !!!

11-09-2005, 12:51 PM	#5
gornyhuy Chafed. Join Date: May 2002 Location: Face Down in Pussy Posts: 18,041	Here's another one like that: The three phases of married sex 1)Tri-Weekly 2)Try Weekly 3)Try Weakly __________________ icq:159548293

11-09-2005, 01:27 PM	#6
jact Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Oakville, Canada Posts: 9,134	I'm so glad my wife and I don't have typical married sex. __________________ Free agent

11-09-2005, 02:42 PM	#9
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11-09-2005, 03:27 PM	#11
JimmiDean Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Margarittaville Posts: 3,433	Yep, Its not typical of our life either, but fun to laugh at. __________________ My God there's Porn on here! Still on the Beach !!!

11-09-2005, 04:18 PM	#12
reynold Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Global Traveler Posts: 51,271	Well, I'm pretty much excited to pass that third stage.

11-09-2005, 05:25 PM	#13
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11-10-2005, 06:33 AM	#14
JimmiDean Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Margarittaville Posts: 3,433	How do you make your wife mad durring Sex? Call her. __________________ My God there's Porn on here! Still on the Beach !!!

11-10-2005, 07:31 AM	#16
Vitasoy GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!! Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 58,202	lol... good thing I'm not planning to get married any time soon __________________ [email protected]

11-10-2005, 07:35 AM	#17
knoxville Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 367	Only true to those who are not yet ready for such a lifetime committment. __________________

11-10-2005, 07:45 AM	#18
Slick Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Houghton, MI Posts: 7,338	That is 100% true. The thing is if you have kids, you really speed up the process of not getting it, he he he.

11-10-2005, 08:04 AM	#19
Funbrunette Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Montreal, Canada Posts: 4,834	Sad but how very true! __________________ Stephanie (Funbrunette) [email protected] ICQ: 155-713-409