Degrees of Married Sex
 

Its old so forgive me if you have heard it.

Just married ..... Room sex... you fuck in every room of the house.
Married five years.. Bedroom sex... you fuck only in the bedroom.
Married Ten Years... Hallway sex. You pass each other in the hall and say
FUCK YOU !

Why do I never read anything good about marriage :Oh crap

so true, so true :(

Being married is actually the best thing I ever did.
I know this because my wife keeps telling me so.

Here's another one like that:

The three phases of married sex

1)Tri-Weekly
2)Try Weekly
3)Try Weakly

I'm so glad my wife and I don't have typical married sex.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Thats because her daily dose of my super sperm keeps her fired up.

yeah very true

Heard it a million times, and I laugh every time.

Yep,
Its not typical of our life either,
but fun to laugh at.

Well, I'm pretty much excited to pass that third stage.

now that's so true

How do you make your wife mad durring Sex?
Call her.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

lol... good thing I'm not planning to get married any time soon

Only true to those who are not yet ready for such a lifetime committment.

That is 100% true. The thing is if you have kids, you really speed up the process of not getting it, he he he.

Sad but how very true! :thumbsup