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StickyGreen · 11-09-2005, 10:24 PM

how and why do you think they were built?

Mike Okitch · 11-09-2005, 10:27 PM

They where built in anticipation of Egypt's very first starbucks.

loxapinedreams · 11-09-2005, 10:56 PM

we have too much sand over here.. so ...lets move it over there!

aico · 11-09-2005, 11:29 PM

When you have a 100,000 slaves, you tend to find little things here and there to keep em busy.

Maxy · 11-09-2005, 11:31 PM

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Originally Posted by aico

When you have a 100,000 slaves, you tend to find little things here and there to keep em busy.

That and for the gods and pharoahs.

StickyGreen · 11-09-2005, 11:33 PM

why is it that the egyptians documented most of their existence...but they never documented building the pyramids?

Mike Okitch · 11-09-2005, 11:36 PM

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Originally Posted by StickyGreen

why is it that the egyptians documented most of their existence...but they never documented building the pyramids?

In a few thousand years, people will wonder the same about Area 51

Webby · 11-09-2005, 11:37 PM

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Originally Posted by StickyGreen

why is it that the egyptians documented most of their existence...but they never documented building the pyramids?

Cos that bit was private.

Kinda like the Bush Admin...but the difference was the pharoahs didn't claim to have a democracy and a need for disclose or transparency.

Juilan · 11-09-2005, 11:47 PM

Not built by slaves, they we're somewhat privileged workers - was analogous to a 1930s WPA project. Built to honor the sun god, to show off - Hey look I'm a better king cuz mine is bigger! and to finally be a tomb for the king to rest in when dead... closer to god (literally). Thank you. That will be $5.

BV · 11-09-2005, 11:54 PM

The Great Pyramid is located at the center of the land mass of the earth. The east/west parallel that crosses the most land and the north/south meridian that crosses the most land intersect in two places on the earth, one in the ocean and the other at the Great Pyramid.

nosey · 11-10-2005, 12:04 AM

StickyGreen · 11-10-2005, 12:05 AM

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Originally Posted by BV

The Great Pyramid is located at the center of the land mass of the earth. The east/west parallel that crosses the most land and the north/south meridian that crosses the most land intersect in two places on the earth, one in the ocean and the other at the Great Pyramid.

this, along with many other crazy coincidences...

i also heard that the sphinx was originally a full figure of a lion, but one of the kings had the head replaced with the newer human image...

Crypt · 11-10-2005, 12:09 AM

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Originally Posted by StickyGreen

this, along with many other crazy coincidences...

i also heard that the sphinx was originally a full figure of a lion, but one of the kings had the head replaced with the newer human image...

Yeah RA was pissed a monday in the morning , and replaced the sphinx head with something else

Sly · 11-10-2005, 12:09 AM

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Originally Posted by aico

When you have a 100,000 slaves, you tend to find little things here and there to keep em busy.

Couple weeks ago I saw a documentary where now people are thinking that they were workers, not slaves. The reasoning they gave was pretty logical, but we may never know the truth.

PixeLs · 11-10-2005, 04:55 AM

Where were you when this mystery was answered. martians built these things.

Scott McD · 11-10-2005, 05:54 AM

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Originally Posted by aico

When you have a 100,000 slaves, you tend to find little things here and there to keep em busy.

Sounds about right...

who · 11-10-2005, 06:20 AM

I think those guys who put the stargates on earth built them when they were enslaving humans to take them to their homeworld.

The Demon · 11-10-2005, 06:34 AM

The Pyramids were built to honor the Gods, and like whoever said, for bragging rights. The mentality of "we buit something bigger than you, don't fuck with us", applied through ancient times. Same thing happened in Rome and Messopotamia. A LOT of the pyramids though, were for the dead kings, and their treasure. A great example would be the city of the dead..

AmigoPorn · 11-10-2005, 06:34 AM

The Great Pyramid was built over 9000 years ago. It was constructed with such precision that modern engineering cannot come close to.

Vitasoy · 11-10-2005, 07:29 AM

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I did watch some theories about this... intriguing to say the least

Dirty F · 11-10-2005, 07:36 AM

The pyramids are overrated. Yes some things are still unanswered but they know how they were built. Theres at least one docu shown on national geographic which shows how 1000's of "slaves" built the pyramids with which tools. The slaves wre hardly slaves though. They most likely got paid and were taken care of very well. The found huge camps where they lived and they were fed well.

Pyramids are just like the area 51 stories and the 9/11 conspirary idiotic bullshit. People are simply not informed, stupid and love mystery and start creating stories.

Dirty F · 11-10-2005, 07:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Vitasoy

I did watch some theories about this... intriguing to say the least

Well here's already the proof of such people i just typed about.

Aza · 11-10-2005, 07:45 AM

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Originally Posted by AmigoPorn

The Great Pyramid was built over 9000 years ago. It was constructed with such precision that modern engineering cannot come close to.

yup
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Tom_PM · 11-10-2005, 07:54 AM

Some say the pyramids in Egypt and from the Mayan era were made for similar reasons. To simulate the underworld where you go when you die (in lieu of a deep dark cave with no protection for the body), but leave a passage out to the sky with a shaft for your spirit to exit and find it's way out. There is at least one zigurat from Mayan times with a hidden burial chamber.

tristan_D · 11-10-2005, 11:04 PM

some geeks say the pyramids were built by aliens as marks or something

BigCashCrew · 11-10-2005, 11:07 PM

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They where built in anticipation of Egypt's very first starbucks.

haha, that's funny man.

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