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Loryn · 11-09-2005, 09:32 AM

A little something to start your day off with a laugh!

FIRST DEGREE

A married couple was asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning. The wife (undoubtedly blonde), picked up the phone, listened a moment and said, "How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!" and hung up.

The husband said, "Who was that?"

The wife said, "I don't know, some woman wanting to know if the coast is clear."

SECOND DEGREE

Two blondes are walking down the street. One notices a compact on the sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. She opens it, looks in the mirror and says, "Hmm, this person looks familiar."

The second blonde says, "Here, let me see!"

So the first blonde hands her the compact.

The second one looks in the mirror and says, "You dummy, it's me!"

THIRD DEGREE

A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens the door she finds him in the arms of a redhead. Well, the blonde is really angry. She opens her purse to take out the gun, and as she does so, she is overcome with grief. She takes the gun and puts it to her head.

The boyfriend yells, "No, honey, don't do it!!!"

The blonde replies, "Shut up, you're next!"

FOURTH DEGREE

A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals. She proudly says, "Go ahead, ask me, I know all of them"

A friend says, "OK, what's the capital of Wisconsin?"

The blonde replies, "Oh, that's easy: W."

FIFTH DEGREE

What did the blonde ask her doctor when he told her she was pregnant?

"Is it mine?"

SIXTH DEGREE

Bambi, a blonde in her fourth year as a UCLA freshman, sat in her US government class. The professor asked Bambi if she knew what Roe vs. Wade was about.

Bambi pondered the question then finally said, "That was the decision George Washington had to make before he crossed the Delaware."

SEVENTH DEGREE

Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime.

The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the radio, and a K-9 unit, patrolling nearby was the first to respond. As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then sat down on the steps.

Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, "I come home to find all my possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and what do they do?

They send me a BLIND policeman."

Ok. Now forward this to someone else who needs a laugh today!!!

Phoenix · 11-09-2005, 09:35 AM

hehe not too bad

spideriux · 11-09-2005, 09:36 AM

hahaha, cool thread ! thanks

Funbrunette · 11-09-2005, 09:42 AM

Marcus Aurelius · 11-09-2005, 09:43 AM

nice. gotta forward those to my friend Nick, his girlfriend matches every one of those.

NaughtyAllie · 11-09-2005, 09:49 AM

HAHA, those were great!

C-Bass · 11-09-2005, 09:52 AM

bahahahahha...those were great

Screaming · 11-09-2005, 09:53 AM

That was a good read. Im going to use a few of those today. lol.

IwantU Bryan · 11-09-2005, 10:50 AM

Good One´s

axelcat · 11-09-2005, 10:53 AM

ajrocks · 11-09-2005, 10:53 AM

All true

jimthefiend · 11-09-2005, 10:55 AM

FIFTH DEGREE

What did the blonde ask her doctor when he told her she was pregnant?

"Is it mine?"

LOLOL

ModelPerfect · 11-09-2005, 11:13 AM

heh heh

BV · 11-09-2005, 11:16 AM

Did you hear about the blonde that got fired from her quality control job at the M&M candy factory?

She kept throwing away the W's

khs · 11-09-2005, 11:18 AM

haha good stuff

RogerV · 11-09-2005, 11:20 AM

Gotta love blondes everyone should own a couple

Donny · 11-09-2005, 11:57 AM

Loryn knows these jokes are funny but isn't entirely sure WHY they're funny.

LOL.

J/K Loryn.

sicone · 11-09-2005, 12:00 PM

Maxy · 11-09-2005, 12:01 PM

SECOND DEGREE

Two blondes are walking down the street. One notices a compact on the sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. She opens it, looks in the mirror and says, "Hmm, this person looks familiar."

The second blonde says, "Here, let me see!"

So the first blonde hands her the compact.

The second one looks in the mirror and says, "You dummy, it's me!"

THIRD DEGREE

A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens the door she finds him in the arms of a redhead. Well, the blonde is really angry. She opens her purse to take out the gun, and as she does so, she is overcome with grief. She takes the gun and puts it to her head.

The boyfriend yells, "No, honey, don't do it!!!"

The blonde replies, "Shut up, you're next!"

Loryn · 11-09-2005, 12:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DonovanPhillips

Loryn knows these jokes are funny but isn't entirely sure WHY they're funny.

LOL.

J/K Loryn.

haha

pornpf69 · 11-09-2005, 12:29 PM

thx for the laughs!!!

Loryn · 11-09-2005, 12:47 PM

LauraLee · 11-09-2005, 12:53 PM

stupid sexy blondes

Pete-KT · 11-09-2005, 12:58 PM

very nice, those are funny

gangbangjoe · 11-09-2005, 01:00 PM

WiredGuy · 11-09-2005, 01:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LauraLee

stupid sexy blondes

God bless em!

WG

EroticySteve · 11-09-2005, 02:13 PM

Very amusing. But us blondes aren't as dumb as people make us out to be.

TroubleTonya · 11-09-2005, 02:17 PM

First of all, I just have to tell you that BLONDES do have more fun! Secondly... I have another blonde joke for ya... What do you do when a blonde throws a greneade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back... and just 1 more for fun... how do you drownd a blonde?? Put a scratch N sniff sticker on the bottom of a pool c(o:

reynold · 11-09-2005, 04:36 PM

Fifth degree is the worst. LOL

PixeLs · 11-09-2005, 06:50 PM

That thrid degree blonde took the title I guess. lol

L4 libido · 11-10-2005, 05:03 AM

any blonde who wants to react to that funny shit?

Scott McD · 11-10-2005, 05:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loryn-Adult.com

knoxville · 11-10-2005, 05:08 AM

blondes jokes really gives us good laugh.

Vitasoy · 11-10-2005, 06:12 AM

lol... those were great.

Ace-wtf · 11-10-2005, 06:30 AM

are blondes jokes?

miss wild · 11-12-2005, 02:26 AM

hahaha those were great

Redrob · 11-12-2005, 02:42 AM

Cute, very cute.

SkeetSkeet · 11-12-2005, 06:33 AM

Wiggles · 11-12-2005, 06:37 AM

those were some good ones, ones i've never heard before either

tranza · 11-12-2005, 10:56 AM

good stuff dude

Dalai lama · 11-12-2005, 10:58 AM

Thanks for the laugh babe

11-09-2005, 09:32 AM	#1
Loryn Super Connector Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 12,853	Seven Degree's of Blonde A little something to start your day off with a laugh! FIRST DEGREE A married couple was asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning. The wife (undoubtedly blonde), picked up the phone, listened a moment and said, "How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!" and hung up. The husband said, "Who was that?" The wife said, "I don't know, some woman wanting to know if the coast is clear." SECOND DEGREE Two blondes are walking down the street. One notices a compact on the sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. She opens it, looks in the mirror and says, "Hmm, this person looks familiar." The second blonde says, "Here, let me see!" So the first blonde hands her the compact. The second one looks in the mirror and says, "You dummy, it's me!" THIRD DEGREE A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens the door she finds him in the arms of a redhead. Well, the blonde is really angry. She opens her purse to take out the gun, and as she does so, she is overcome with grief. She takes the gun and puts it to her head. The boyfriend yells, "No, honey, don't do it!!!" The blonde replies, "Shut up, you're next!" FOURTH DEGREE A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals. She proudly says, "Go ahead, ask me, I know all of them" A friend says, "OK, what's the capital of Wisconsin?" The blonde replies, "Oh, that's easy: W." FIFTH DEGREE What did the blonde ask her doctor when he told her she was pregnant? "Is it mine?" SIXTH DEGREE Bambi, a blonde in her fourth year as a UCLA freshman, sat in her US government class. The professor asked Bambi if she knew what Roe vs. Wade was about. Bambi pondered the question then finally said, "That was the decision George Washington had to make before he crossed the Delaware." SEVENTH DEGREE Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the radio, and a K-9 unit, patrolling nearby was the first to respond. As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then sat down on the steps. Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, "I come home to find all my possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and what do they do? They send me a BLIND policeman." Ok. Now forward this to someone else who needs a laugh today!!! __________________ ~ loryn@loryntaylor . com ~ RIP TD

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