Is there such a thing as too much beer? - GoFuckYourself.com

Amputate Your Head · 03-16-2002, 06:19 PM

.... I'm just curious, cuz I'm gonna fuckin' bathe in it tonight.... it's my mouthwash... it's my life-fluid..... it's my fuckin' blood.....

I'm gonna kiss the gods of beer tonight..... but do I slip the tongue in or hold back...?

or do I just bend the beer god over and fuck him dry? (more my style really)

Gary · 03-16-2002, 06:20 PM

Apparently there is.

Amputate Your Head · 03-16-2002, 06:21 PM

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Originally posted by Gary
Apparently there is.

prepare your throat for insertion goat boy.....

Ted · 03-16-2002, 06:22 PM

No Such Thing

Pete · 03-16-2002, 06:23 PM

Theoretically, there is no such thing...Go ahead and drink heavily all night long. You'll be fine tomorrow.

Gary · 03-16-2002, 06:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

prepare your throat for insertion goat boy.....

Its always ready.

421Fill · 03-16-2002, 06:25 PM

uh... yeah.

Jamie · 03-16-2002, 08:05 PM

Quote:

Is there such a thing as too much beer?

Amp, don't let me ever hear you ask such a silly question again.

Amputate Your Head · 03-16-2002, 08:07 PM

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Originally posted by Jamie

Amp, don't let me ever hear you ask such a silly question again.

Thank you!

kmanrox · 03-16-2002, 08:11 PM

drink till she's pretty! (in your case, till your hand looks like a woman!)

Forkbeard · 03-17-2002, 12:45 AM

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or do I just bend the beer god over and fuck him dry?

His name is Bacchus, and he's reputed to enjoy that sort of thing. So go for it!

Peril and pleasure in equal measure....

(Is there a Long Island Iced Tea god? I gotta stop mixing this stuff in the 32 oz theatre cup!)

hyper · 03-17-2002, 12:52 AM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
.... but do I slip the tongue in or hold back...?

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titmowse · 03-17-2002, 12:59 AM

a basic rule of drinking is when you either begin to drool or pass out, it's time to stop.

smack · 03-17-2002, 01:10 AM

too much beer is when you run out of room in the fridge to keep it cold ;]

OldFart · 03-17-2002, 01:12 AM

keep it cold .................

goodgirl · 03-17-2002, 01:14 AM

Just keep going til you can't open another bottle ;)

ADIDAS · 03-17-2002, 01:15 AM

Amp the only time there can be too much beer, is if you are wasting it!

quiet · 03-17-2002, 01:19 AM

beer... is good. now shut up and drink some :)

Joe Blow · 03-17-2002, 01:22 AM

Anyone who tips Becks Beer down the drain must be a moron and must drink SHIT BEER!

Europeans brew the best fucking beer in the world and the Germans are at the fucking HEART of that great tradition.

Give me Beer from Germany, The Netherlands, Belgium, France and possibly Denmark.... I reserve the right to add more countries after I sober up.

English, American and Australian beer is HORSE PISS!

theWatsonian · 03-17-2002, 01:24 AM

I don't know. I've had a lot of Guinness tonight and I see two boards. I can't type straight. This post took me a couple minutes to type.

quiet · 03-17-2002, 01:25 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Joe Blow
Anyone who tips Becks Beer down the drain must be a moron and must drink SHIT BEER!

Europeans brew the best fucking beer in the world and the Germans are at the fucking HEART of that great tradition.

Give me Beer from Germany, The Netherlands, Belgium, France and possibly Denmark.... I reserve the right to add more countries after I sober up.

English, American and Australian beer is HORSE PISS!

okay.

fuct · 03-17-2002, 01:29 AM

the last time i drank beer... i woke up w. my dick in the can

...

... morning wood is a bitch

goodgirl · 03-17-2002, 01:30 AM

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Originally posted by theWatsonian
I don't know. I've had a lot of Guinness tonight and I see two boards. I can't type straight. This post took me a couple minutes to type.

I'm with you! I love Jose Cuervo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! woohoo!

Jakke PNG · 03-17-2002, 02:58 AM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
Is there such a thing as too much beer?

I don't know but I'm gonna find out next friday.
Let me know if you encounter problems, so I can avoid them.

bhutocracy · 03-17-2002, 03:08 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Joe Blow
Anyone who tips Becks Beer down the drain must be a moron and must drink SHIT BEER!

Europeans brew the best fucking beer in the world and the Germans are at the fucking HEART of that great tradition.

Give me Beer from Germany, The Netherlands, Belgium, France and possibly Denmark.... I reserve the right to add more countries after I sober up.

English, American and Australian beer is HORSE PISS!

argghhh! me and sleepy are going to have to gang up on this one!

speaking of which.. sleepy, if you're reading this get back to me on what sort of beer you like so i can send it..

Clovis · 03-17-2002, 06:47 AM

There is only too much poor quality beer. Here in the U.S. we make a lot of yellow toad piss and call it beer. There is way too much of that.
But there could never be too much real beer. - Just ask my waistline.

E-van · 03-17-2002, 10:17 AM

XX Lager.

that's all I have to say.

Pete · 03-17-2002, 12:17 PM

Molson Canadian

Thats all I have to say

Jackmeoff · 03-17-2002, 12:38 PM

Beer Good..

kmanrox · 03-17-2002, 12:42 PM

today is st pattys day, so NO, today, there is NO SUCH thing as too much beer ...

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