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Amputate Your Head 03-16-2002 06:19 PM

Is there such a thing as too much beer?
 
.... I'm just curious, cuz I'm gonna fuckin' bathe in it tonight.... it's my mouthwash... it's my life-fluid..... it's my fuckin' blood.....

I'm gonna kiss the gods of beer tonight..... but do I slip the tongue in or hold back...?

or do I just bend the beer god over and fuck him dry? (more my style really) :smokin

Gary 03-16-2002 06:20 PM

Apparently there is.

Amputate Your Head 03-16-2002 06:21 PM

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Originally posted by Gary
Apparently there is.
prepare your throat for insertion goat boy.....

Ted 03-16-2002 06:22 PM

No Such Thing

Pete 03-16-2002 06:23 PM

Theoretically, there is no such thing...Go ahead and drink heavily all night long. You'll be fine tomorrow.

Gary 03-16-2002 06:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

prepare your throat for insertion goat boy.....

Its always ready.

421Fill 03-16-2002 06:25 PM

uh... yeah. :winkwink:

Jamie 03-16-2002 08:05 PM

Quote:

Is there such a thing as too much beer?
Amp, don't let me ever hear you ask such a silly question again.

Amputate Your Head 03-16-2002 08:07 PM

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Originally posted by Jamie


Amp, don't let me ever hear you ask such a silly question again.

Thank you! :thumbsup

kmanrox 03-16-2002 08:11 PM

drink till she's pretty! (in your case, till your hand looks like a woman!)

:thumbsup

Forkbeard 03-17-2002 12:45 AM

Quote:

or do I just bend the beer god over and fuck him dry?
His name is Bacchus, and he's reputed to enjoy that sort of thing. So go for it!

Peril and pleasure in equal measure....

(Is there a Long Island Iced Tea god? I gotta stop mixing this stuff in the 32 oz theatre cup!)

hyper 03-17-2002 12:52 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
.... but do I slip the tongue in or hold back...?


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titmowse 03-17-2002 12:59 AM

a basic rule of drinking is when you either begin to drool or pass out, it's time to stop.

smack 03-17-2002 01:10 AM

too much beer is when you run out of room in the fridge to keep it cold ;]

OldFart 03-17-2002 01:12 AM

keep it cold .................:Graucho

goodgirl 03-17-2002 01:14 AM

Just keep going til you can't open another bottle ;)

ADIDAS 03-17-2002 01:15 AM

Amp the only time there can be too much beer, is if you are wasting it!

quiet 03-17-2002 01:19 AM

beer... is good. now shut up and drink some :)

Joe Blow 03-17-2002 01:22 AM

Anyone who tips Becks Beer down the drain must be a moron and must drink SHIT BEER!

Europeans brew the best fucking beer in the world and the Germans are at the fucking HEART of that great tradition.

Give me Beer from Germany, The Netherlands, Belgium, France and possibly Denmark.... I reserve the right to add more countries after I sober up.

English, American and Australian beer is HORSE PISS!

theWatsonian 03-17-2002 01:24 AM

I don't know. I've had a lot of Guinness tonight and I see two boards. I can't type straight. This post took me a couple minutes to type.

quiet 03-17-2002 01:25 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Joe Blow
Anyone who tips Becks Beer down the drain must be a moron and must drink SHIT BEER!

Europeans brew the best fucking beer in the world and the Germans are at the fucking HEART of that great tradition.

Give me Beer from Germany, The Netherlands, Belgium, France and possibly Denmark.... I reserve the right to add more countries after I sober up.

English, American and Australian beer is HORSE PISS!

okay.

fuct 03-17-2002 01:29 AM

the last time i drank beer... i woke up w. my dick in the can


...


... morning wood is a bitch

goodgirl 03-17-2002 01:30 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by theWatsonian
I don't know. I've had a lot of Guinness tonight and I see two boards. I can't type straight. This post took me a couple minutes to type.
I'm with you! I love Jose Cuervo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! woohoo!

Jakke PNG 03-17-2002 02:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
Is there such a thing as too much beer?
I don't know but I'm gonna find out next friday.
Let me know if you encounter problems, so I can avoid them. :glugglug

bhutocracy 03-17-2002 03:08 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Joe Blow
Anyone who tips Becks Beer down the drain must be a moron and must drink SHIT BEER!

Europeans brew the best fucking beer in the world and the Germans are at the fucking HEART of that great tradition.

Give me Beer from Germany, The Netherlands, Belgium, France and possibly Denmark.... I reserve the right to add more countries after I sober up.

English, American and Australian beer is HORSE PISS!

argghhh! me and sleepy are going to have to gang up on this one! :) speaking of which.. sleepy, if you're reading this get back to me on what sort of beer you like so i can send it..

Clovis 03-17-2002 06:47 AM

There is only too much poor quality beer. Here in the U.S. we make a lot of yellow toad piss and call it beer. There is way too much of that.
But there could never be too much real beer. - Just ask my waistline.

E-van 03-17-2002 10:17 AM

XX Lager.

that's all I have to say.

Pete 03-17-2002 12:17 PM

Molson Canadian

Thats all I have to say

Jackmeoff 03-17-2002 12:38 PM

Beer Good..

kmanrox 03-17-2002 12:42 PM

today is st pattys day, so NO, today, there is NO SUCH thing as too much beer ...


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