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You have 12 million dollars: What do you do?
You win $12 million on a $1 lotto ticket you bought.
Tax free. What do you do with it? |
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give it to charity, it's just money
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I AM WEB 2.0
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i would buy BradM a bullet for the gun he always wanted to use on himself.
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Pounding Googlebot
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Got something to tell the rest of us?
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Megan Fox's fluffer
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I'd buy a bigger ashtray (this one beside me keeps filling up too damn quick)
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So Fucking Banned
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The shock would kill me - Thats why I dont buy lotto tickets.
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-buy a mansion
-take care of my immediate family (houses, cars, college funds, etc) -buy 3 cars for myself (hummer, lambo and a navigator) -invest 3 million in different things (stocks, real estate and banks) -customize the most bad-ass computer known to man -buy tons of fleshlights to keep the boyfriend busy for a while -rent strippers everyday (male and female) -build a shag room in my mansion (dildos, sex swings, dvds, movie projectors, etc) -hire a hot maid to clean in a sexy maid outfit i could go on and on ![]() |
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Do Fun Shit.
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#9 |
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honest though, if I won that much cash I wouldn't have to rob the liquor store anymore, but I'd still do it just for fun!
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Buy a decent house, and spend the rest on building cars for myself...give some to charitys...meh, who knows...it'll never happen anyways lol
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I'll buy my dream house...
living near a beach, big garden, pool I'll buy a sports car, the other money invest to the business, share it to my whole family that include relatives and friends and charity also... |
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I would buy Wyoming and turn it into a homeland for outcasts of society.
then probably start my own army and fund my own lil revolution
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bitchslapping zebras!!!!!
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10% to charities of my choice that actually make a difference.
Another 10% for doing things that are immediate gratification for me, friends, family, etc. Lock the rest up in a principally guaranteed investment that paid a decent return in interest. |
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Copious amounts of high-end supermodel whores, booze and drugs.
Then with the remaining 2 million I would take care of my family. |
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I'd give it to Nikki Nova...NOT!
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I'd buy one way ticket to the moon
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Give them all to unknown guy on GFY board with nickname Ecchi22, and be his slave to the end of your life, and you will sure do this because he have great skills convincing people, but 99.9% of the people are telling him to shut the fuck up
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I'd buy new underwear as I would have soiled myself if I had won.
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buy rental properties.
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Donate and invest in my business ideas? oh yea? and buy more stocks.
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i'd buy a porsche - set it on fire infront of the dealership then drive off in a POS datsun.
Then i'd buy a 1million dollar house - and drive a D10 thru the middle of it - jump in my POS datsun and drive off. Then I'd buy a nice piece of property and a few earthmoving vehicles. Then play smash up derby's in them - then drive off in my POS datsun. after that I figure i'd have about 3million left and i'd move to a nice cheap assed town by the sea - buy a nice clean small place on good sized property and repaint my POS datsun. THE END
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i'd build a chocolate factory
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Ill Buy me a New Monitor
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-investments
-make life better for family -travelling around the world -dream house -buy horse farm
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I'd find 10 promising high tech startups and invest $1M in each of them. I'd extend my cash reserve with $1M and put $1M into my own ventures.
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become the next Hugh
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Buy a big house in a very secluded location and host bacchanalian fetish orgies.
Oh, I would have a kickass home cinema built as well. |
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taking a long vacation to paradise, where ever that is
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A freakin' legend!
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Indulge myself and my family a little, invest alot, and give some away.
I definitely wouldn't give any to religious charities, most of which spout anti-porn non-sense yet fund legal defenses for accused child molesters (their ministers and priests).
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I will buy Ferrari
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be on permanent vacations
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let it ride... buy 12 million lotto tickets!
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moving to America !
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Piece of shit legal system.
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We need more free porn
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I send a 1 cent check to all my enemies.
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I would hire a witchdoctor to ban the evil spirits from my trailer
and then with the change I'd get my big ass tits reduced |
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I'd probably take a long weekend from work, and return with little drama. $12 million isn't a lot of money these days. Now if we were in 1912 I'd probably retire on that $12 million.
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I'd buy cars and crash 'em, thats for sure. I'd invest in the biggest underground weed plantation ever. I would buy advertising for my company such as : pay someone to spray paint his car, pay people to get a tatoo of my company, you know, that kind of shit
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sex is good
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Get a decent interest on the 12 miilion and then sit back and enjoy the rest of my life, I am not greedy
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Strength and Honor
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Enjoy life even more then I do now.
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