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Blazin' Saddles: Your Favorite Quotes
Lili Von Shtupp: Would you like another schnitzengruben?
Bart: No, thank you. Fifteen is my limit on schnitzengruben. ![]()
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"excuse me while I whip this out..."
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BACON BACON BACON
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man i never seen this movie
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They said you was hung
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where da white women at?
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Now with more Jayne
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Do farts count as qoutes?
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We come in a ridin and a whompin, we beat the shit out of everything........ except for the cattle...
What do you do with them? We rape the shit out of em
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The Thrilla in Manila
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Is that a ten-gallon hat, or are you just enjoying the show?
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The Thrilla in Manila
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Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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So Fucking Banned
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You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons.
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So Fucking Banned
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Horses? We can't afford to lose no horses. Send over a couple o' n1ggers
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Are we awake?
That depends are we black? yes we are. Then we're awake.
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Now, I don't have to tell you good folks, what has been happening here in our beloved little town: sheriff murdered, crops burned, stores looted, people stampeded, and cattle raped.
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how many times have i told you to wash your hands after daily cross burnings?
say hello to the twins! hi boys, how ya doin? hey, i didn't get a harumph out of that guy!
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Is this the mel brooks movie?
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![]() Yes, a classic.........maybe his best!
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back to work boy, ain't gonna do you no good catching a sun tan no how"
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Swing Low?..........Chariot?
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The sheriff's a (ding)...
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"No, no - don't do that. If you shoot him, you'll just make him mad."
- Gene Wilder "Work, work, work. Work, work, work. Work, work, work." - Mel brooks "Piss on you! I work for Mel Brooks!" -Slim Pickens
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That's Hedley....not Heddy
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---Do you believe in evil?
---Of course I believe in evil, I work in real estate.
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So Fucking Outlawed
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Hedley Lamarr: My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives.
Taggart: God darnit Mr. Lamarr, you use your tongue prettier than a twenty dollar whore. ![]()
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赤い靴 call me 202-456-1111
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You guys all missed the best line!!
"Be ready to attack Rock Ridge at noon tomorrow. Here's your badge." "Badges? We don't need no stinking badges!" "What in the wild, wild world of sports is going on around here? I hired you boys to lay a little track...not to dance around like a bunch of Kansas City faggots!!!"
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