Blazin' Saddles: Your Favorite Quotes
 

Lili Von Shtupp: Would you like another schnitzengruben?

Bart: No, thank you. Fifteen is my limit on schnitzengruben.

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"excuse me while I whip this out..."

man i never seen this movie

They said you was hung
























































and they was right :)

where da white women at?

Do farts count as qoutes?

We come in a ridin and a whompin, we beat the shit out of everything........ except for the cattle...

What do you do with them?

We rape the shit out of em

Is that a ten-gallon hat, or are you just enjoying the show?

Mongo only pawn... in game of life.

You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons.

Horses? We can't afford to lose no horses. Send over a couple o' n1ggers

Are we awake?

That depends are we black?

yes we are.

Then we're awake.

Now, I don't have to tell you good folks, what has been happening here in our beloved little town: sheriff murdered, crops burned, stores looted, people stampeded, and cattle raped.

Is this the mel brooks movie?

Yes, a classic.........maybe his best!

Let's go surfing now! :1orglaugh
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Nice, It's one I havnt seen yet. I'm a huge fan of the producers movie and history of the world. I know like every line. I'll check this out on the weekend.

back to work boy, ain't gonna do you no good catching a sun tan no how"

Swing Low?..........Chariot?

The sheriff's a (ding)...

"No, no - don't do that. If you shoot him, you'll just make him mad."
- Gene Wilder


"Work, work, work. Work, work, work. Work, work, work."

- Mel brooks

"Piss on you! I work for Mel Brooks!"

-Slim Pickens

That's Hedley....not Heddy

---Do you believe in evil?
---Of course I believe in evil, I work in real estate.

Hedley Lamarr: My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives.


Taggart: God darnit Mr. Lamarr, you use your tongue prettier than a twenty dollar whore.

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You guys all missed the best line!!




"Be ready to attack Rock Ridge at noon tomorrow. Here's your badge."
"Badges? We don't need no stinking badges!"

"What in the wild, wild world of sports is going on around here? I hired you boys to lay a little track...not to dance around like a bunch of Kansas City faggots!!!"