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All my wife wants to do is fuck.
Ever since she got off the pill all she has wanted to do is fuck. I think she is using me. I am worn out, my ass is sore.
Goodam women... Help me..... |
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Get her a walmart gift card.
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it's weird how when you get pussy all day every day it gets kind of old and you want a break, but when you aren't getting any for awhile it seems like the most important thing that you would drop everything for at the moment to get...
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hahaha she has a walmart credit card... so true stickyg, so true... |
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does the pill have an effect on girls sex drive?
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Hide her strap-on.
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Show her that animated goatse...
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who does she want to fuck?
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ahhh to have that problem again...two kids later..i pray for it lol
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LOL good one.... ;) |
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So Fucking Banned
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Is she trying to get pregnant?!?
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poor woman
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My friend, if you're all worn out I can certainly help out.
Say, how's that wifey of yours looking these days? :D
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Arrange a weekly gang bang for her.
I'll cum! And I am fixed, so no worries about her not being on the pill. ![]()
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I need a beer
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Think of it as exercise
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Your ass is sore??
Anyway. It's the fact that you are a sexy beast!
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You think maybe she wants to get preggo? I stopped the pill for a while and didn't get super-horny, so maybe she's aiming for a mini-Headless.
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hey if you don't fuck her someone else will... and as for your ass being sore tell her to stay away from the stink hole
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all my girlfriend wants to do is shop, wanna trade?
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Women need 2 things: Sex and Money. Its nothing new, you must live with it
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Truth: Her boyfriend just dumped her and she needs it some where.
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get her a pocket rocket.. she'll forget your cock ever existed and wont bother you anymore.. because its goes on and on and on and on and on.. like that pink bunny
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*smacks headless* dude and you are complaining because she was too rough? ![]()
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need a pinch fucker?
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Bro...tell her to use lube on you next time.
Keep the sand..in the sandbox..not on her strap on.
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LOL you could say the same about food....or alcohol...and a lot more... Try to eat 7big macs and 12 donuts.. you get sick of it....then, try not eating for 2-3 days...you'll see...It will seems like the most important thing ever...
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Lose some weight then.
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Get her a couple pocket rockets
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And for everyone else...
Yes we are working on a baby... or she is for that matter... she stopped the pill a few weeks ago and has been non stop wanting the cock.... And I'm talking more then 3 ot 4 times per day... She is like that energizer bunny... keeps on going, and going, and going.... |
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Get her on the show tomorrow. I want to ask questions.
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Get some viagra. The shoe will soon be on the other foot.
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You are one lucky stud Headless. How young is your wife and could you post a pic of her?
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no kidding, maybe he needs a backrub or a foot massage first. women can be such pigs.
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Headless, gotta tell the wife that you need a three day break (from ejaculating) just before she's ovulating - then wammo, go at it for 2 days of fornicating bliss
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you know i dont know if your being serous or not but before my girl when she was on the pill she liked it maybe once or twice a night but i could get away with not doing it 1 to 3 times a week but now that she soff the pill she is a fucking horn dog that wants it non stop WTF is going on
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hahahaha, my ex husband used to bitch about this for 10 years! The only fights we ever had!
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