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dropped9 11-07-2005 06:55 PM

All my wife wants to do is fuck.
 
Ever since she got off the pill all she has wanted to do is fuck. I think she is using me. I am worn out, my ass is sore.

Goodam women...

Help me.....

wdsguy 11-07-2005 06:56 PM

Get her a walmart gift card.

StickyGreen 11-07-2005 06:57 PM

it's weird how when you get pussy all day every day it gets kind of old and you want a break, but when you aren't getting any for awhile it seems like the most important thing that you would drop everything for at the moment to get...

dropped9 11-07-2005 07:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wdsguy
Get her a walmart gift card.


hahaha she has a walmart credit card...

so true stickyg, so true...

sonofsam 11-07-2005 07:01 PM

does the pill have an effect on girls sex drive?

Ice 11-07-2005 07:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wdsguy
Get her a walmart gift card.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

DamageX 11-07-2005 07:01 PM

Hide her strap-on.

NickPapageorgio 11-07-2005 07:03 PM

Show her that animated goatse... :) Problem eliminated...

dig420 11-07-2005 07:06 PM

who does she want to fuck?

Scroto 11-07-2005 07:08 PM

ahhh to have that problem again...two kids later..i pray for it lol

dropped9 11-07-2005 07:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dig420
who does she want to fuck?


LOL good one.... ;)

baddog 11-07-2005 07:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Headless
I am worn out, my ass is sore.


you're doing it wrong

dropped9 11-07-2005 07:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog
you're doing it wrong


ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLl

Funbrunette 11-07-2005 07:20 PM

Is she trying to get pregnant?!? :winkwink:

TDF 11-07-2005 07:20 PM

poor woman :(

CDSmith 11-07-2005 07:22 PM

My friend, if you're all worn out I can certainly help out.

Say, how's that wifey of yours looking these days? :D

Paul Waters 11-07-2005 07:27 PM

Arrange a weekly gang bang for her.

I'll cum! And I am fixed, so no worries about her not being on the pill.

:thumbsup

Spunky 11-07-2005 07:29 PM

Think of it as exercise

pornguy 11-07-2005 07:29 PM

Your ass is sore??

Anyway. It's the fact that you are a sexy beast!

Monique Niccole 11-07-2005 07:31 PM

You think maybe she wants to get preggo? I stopped the pill for a while and didn't get super-horny, so maybe she's aiming for a mini-Headless.

jacked 11-07-2005 07:32 PM

hey if you don't fuck her someone else will... and as for your ass being sore tell her to stay away from the stink hole :1orglaugh you sick bastard

dropped9 11-07-2005 07:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornguy
Your ass is sore??

Anyway. It's the fact that you are a sexy beast!

You know it......

sonofsam 11-07-2005 07:36 PM

all my girlfriend wants to do is shop, wanna trade?

Ecchi22 11-07-2005 07:40 PM

Women need 2 things: Sex and Money. Its nothing new, you must live with it :)

phonesex 11-07-2005 07:56 PM

Truth: Her boyfriend just dumped her and she needs it some where.

Zeina-Heart 11-07-2005 08:33 PM

get her a pocket rocket.. she'll forget your cock ever existed and wont bother you anymore.. because its goes on and on and on and on and on.. like that pink bunny

punker barbie 11-07-2005 08:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Headless
Ever since she got off the pill all she has wanted to do is fuck. I think she is using me. I am worn out, my ass is sore.

Goodam women...

Help me.....



*smacks headless*

dude and you are complaining because she was too rough? :helpme

brand0n 11-07-2005 08:40 PM

need a pinch fucker?

Furious_Male 11-07-2005 08:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brand0n
need a pinch fucker?

A pinch fucker :1orglaugh now that is fucking funny.

JeffsDesigns 11-07-2005 08:45 PM

Bro...tell her to use lube on you next time.
Keep the sand..in the sandbox..not on her strap on.

BigasMoe 11-07-2005 08:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jacked
hey if you don't fuck her someone else will... and as for your ass being sore tell her to stay away from the stink hole :1orglaugh you sick bastard

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

tony286 11-07-2005 08:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StickyGreen
it's weird how when you get pussy all day every day it gets kind of old and you want a break, but when you aren't getting any for awhile it seems like the most important thing that you would drop everything for at the moment to get...

truer words have never been said :thumbsup

SilverTab 11-07-2005 09:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StickyGreen
it's weird how when you get pussy all day every day it gets kind of old and you want a break, but when you aren't getting any for awhile it seems like the most important thing that you would drop everything for at the moment to get...


LOL you could say the same about food....or alcohol...and a lot more...

Try to eat 7big macs and 12 donuts.. you get sick of it....then, try not eating for 2-3 days...you'll see...It will seems like the most important thing ever...

KRL 11-07-2005 09:39 PM

http://realdoll.com/maledoll1.asp

:)

High Quality 11-07-2005 09:39 PM

Lose some weight then.

seeric 11-07-2005 09:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StickyGreen
it's weird how when you get pussy all day every day it gets kind of old and you want a break, but when you aren't getting any for awhile it seems like the most important thing that you would drop everything for at the moment to get...

yep, i agree.

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Vitasoy 11-07-2005 10:34 PM

Get her a couple pocket rockets :)

dropped9 11-07-2005 10:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by High Quality
Lose some weight then.

WTF does this have to do with this thread? You stupid fucking assholes really need to get a new fucking line. If the fat joke is the only thing you can bring up then you've obviously lost your creativity and have become boring.

nough said....

dropped9 11-07-2005 10:55 PM

And for everyone else...

Yes we are working on a baby... or she is for that matter... she stopped the pill a few weeks ago and has been non stop wanting the cock.... And I'm talking more then 3 ot 4 times per day... She is like that energizer bunny... keeps on going, and going, and going....

Young 11-07-2005 10:59 PM

Get her on the show tomorrow. I want to ask questions.

dropped9 11-07-2005 11:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Young
Get her on the show tomorrow. I want to ask questions.


No problemoooooooooos

Dagwolf 11-07-2005 11:06 PM

Get some viagra. The shoe will soon be on the other foot.

reed_4 11-07-2005 11:09 PM

You are one lucky stud Headless. How young is your wife and could you post a pic of her?

3M TA3 11-07-2005 11:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by punker barbie
*smacks headless*

dude and you are complaining because she was too rough? :helpme


no kidding, maybe he needs a backrub or a foot massage first. women can be such pigs.

dropped9 11-07-2005 11:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by reed_4
You are one lucky stud Headless. How young is your wife and could you post a pic of her?

If you were a real webmaster I might just answer you...

But YAYYYYYYYYY keep on bumping my threads please... :thumbsup

Trixxxia 11-07-2005 11:20 PM

Headless, gotta tell the wife that you need a three day break (from ejaculating) just before she's ovulating - then wammo, go at it for 2 days of fornicating bliss :)

split_joel 11-07-2005 11:38 PM

you know i dont know if your being serous or not but before my girl when she was on the pill she liked it maybe once or twice a night but i could get away with not doing it 1 to 3 times a week but now that she soff the pill she is a fucking horn dog that wants it non stop WTF is going on


Quote:

Originally Posted by Headless
Ever since she got off the pill all she has wanted to do is fuck. I think she is using me. I am worn out, my ass is sore.

Goodam women...

Help me.....


fatal attraction 11-07-2005 11:46 PM

hahahaha, my ex husband used to bitch about this for 10 years! The only fights we ever had!


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