Let's Cheer Up The French - Official French Joke Thread - GoFuckYourself.com

Mutt · 11-07-2005, 05:16 AM

alrighty - the French above all else love to laugh - so I'm sure they will take this thread in the spirit in which it is intended.

i'll start off with not so much a joke but more of an observation by American comedian Dennis Miller.

"I would call the French scumbags, but that, of course, would be a disservice to bags filled with scum. I say we invade Iraq, then invade Chirac." ?Dennis Miller

Mutt · 11-07-2005, 05:20 AM

"A Frenchman's home is where another man's wife is. There is nothing lower than the human race except the French."- Mark Twain, 1878-1879 Journal Entry

Mutt · 11-07-2005, 05:20 AM

"I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French one behind me."- General George S. Patton

reed_4 · 11-07-2005, 07:10 AM

....i just hope french people won't get offended with all of those shits you posted man.

11-07-2005, 05:16 AM	#1
Mutt Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 34,431	Let's Cheer Up The French - Official French Joke Thread alrighty - the French above all else love to laugh - so I'm sure they will take this thread in the spirit in which it is intended. i'll start off with not so much a joke but more of an observation by American comedian Dennis Miller. "I would call the French scumbags, but that, of course, would be a disservice to bags filled with scum. I say we invade Iraq, then invade Chirac." ?Dennis Miller __________________ I moved my sites to Vacares Hosting. I've saved money, my hair is thicker, lost some weight too! Thanks Sly!

11-07-2005, 05:20 AM	#2
Mutt Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 34,431	"A Frenchman's home is where another man's wife is. There is nothing lower than the human race except the French."- Mark Twain, 1878-1879 Journal Entry __________________ I moved my sites to Vacares Hosting. I've saved money, my hair is thicker, lost some weight too! Thanks Sly!

11-07-2005, 05:20 AM	#3
Mutt Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 34,431	"I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French one behind me."- General George S. Patton __________________ I moved my sites to Vacares Hosting. I've saved money, my hair is thicker, lost some weight too! Thanks Sly!

11-07-2005, 07:10 AM	#4
reed_4 Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 9,640	....i just hope french people won't get offended with all of those shits you posted man. __________________