Let's Cheer Up The French - Official French Joke Thread
 

alrighty - the French above all else love to laugh - so I'm sure they will take this thread in the spirit in which it is intended.


i'll start off with not so much a joke but more of an observation by American comedian Dennis Miller.

"I would call the French scumbags, but that, of course, would be a disservice to bags filled with scum. I say we invade Iraq, then invade Chirac." ?Dennis Miller

"A Frenchman's home is where another man's wife is. There is nothing lower than the human race except the French."- Mark Twain, 1878-1879 Journal Entry

"I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French one behind me."- General George S. Patton

:1orglaugh....i just hope french people won't get offended with all of those shits you posted man.