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|  11-06-2005, 02:12 PM | #1 | 
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				A day in the life of GFY
			 My country is better than your country, therefore I'm better than you. Juicy has a big cock All muslims are terrorists Webair sucks Webair is great O RLY? My dog died, please donate money to me by PayPal All Republicans are neo-conservative war mongering racist bible thumpers All Democrats are America hating communist tree hugging fetus killers White people are better than black people (and Asians, Arabs, etc...) WOULD YOU HIT IT? WOULD YOU HIT IT? WOULD YOU HIT IT? Crappy domains for sale that aren't worth $1 FAKE DRAMA! MAD VIEWS! JOIN XXXSEXYCASHBUCKS.COM NOW! Europe = New Islamic Empire America = Mexico I don't care what you think, but I'll continue arguing with you for 6 pages OMG! The Hun listed my gallery!!! Epassporte sucks! Epassporte is great! What's the best song, color, book, car, vodka, movie, blaaaaaaaah? America is the best country in the world, all other countries are just 3rd world shit-holes [INSERT ******* PIC HERE] Hey everyone! Type "failure" into Google and see what happens! 
				__________________ I post on GFY so that when people ask me what I do, I can tell them that I work with the mentally retarded. | 
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|  11-06-2005, 02:15 PM | #2 | 
| In Tushy Land Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Nebraska 
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				 | hello there | 
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|  11-06-2005, 02:15 PM | #3 | 
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				 | You forgot SEE SIG 
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|  11-06-2005, 02:16 PM | #4 | 
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				 | You forgot one.. "My personal opinions and hatred of every culture and race, combined with lack of respect for anyone other than myself have nothing to do with how I run my program, please send traffic" | 
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|  11-06-2005, 02:17 PM | #5 | |
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       Well said Brisk!!! Covers the predictable daily GFY bullshit... 
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|  11-06-2005, 02:19 PM | #6 | 
| Have laptop will travel Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: 145201426 
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				 | Dont forget contest drama.   Buncha guys got scrwed outta $2500 today by a supposed French DDoS attack on GFy  lol | 
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|  11-06-2005, 02:20 PM | #7 | |
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				__________________ I post on GFY so that when people ask me what I do, I can tell them that I work with the mentally retarded. | |
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|  11-06-2005, 02:21 PM | #8 | 
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				 | LOL.  Maybe GFY should have an RSS Feed.  lol | 
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|  11-06-2005, 02:40 PM | #9 | 
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				 | You left out the daily iBill soap    | 
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|  11-06-2005, 02:49 PM | #10 | |
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 sorry, you asked for it... 
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|  11-06-2005, 02:50 PM | #11 | |
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|  11-06-2005, 02:52 PM | #12 | 
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				 | "Spam me with midget amputee sponsors"... | 
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|  11-06-2005, 02:53 PM | #13 | 
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				 | Jesus MAN! | 
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|  11-06-2005, 02:57 PM | #14 | 
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				 | Just add see sig, and you've got all bases covered. 
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|  11-06-2005, 02:57 PM | #15 | |
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|  11-06-2005, 02:57 PM | #16 | |
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 Check post number 3  
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|  11-06-2005, 03:08 PM | #17 | 
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				 | See Sig    
				__________________ I post on GFY so that when people ask me what I do, I can tell them that I work with the mentally retarded. | 
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|  11-06-2005, 03:08 PM | #18 | 
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				 | You cover it very well, hehe 
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|  11-06-2005, 03:27 PM | #19 | 
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				 | Thank god you added Tub Girl to this thread.  Classic | 
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|  11-06-2005, 04:54 PM | #20 | |
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				__________________ I post on GFY so that when people ask me what I do, I can tell them that I work with the mentally retarded. | |
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|  11-06-2005, 04:55 PM | #21 | 
| Fucked if I know Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Do you have a flag? 
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				 | y helo thar!! | 
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|  11-06-2005, 05:28 PM | #22 | 
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				 | well said! 
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|  11-06-2005, 05:32 PM | #23 | 
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				 | See Sig! | 
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|  11-06-2005, 05:35 PM | #24 | |
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 Yucckky.... 
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|  11-06-2005, 06:29 PM | #25 | 
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				 | Yup...that truly does sum it up. 
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|  11-06-2005, 07:24 PM | #26 | |
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|  11-06-2005, 07:28 PM | #27 | 
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				 | You also left out the, "Oh yeah?  Well we'll just see about that when we meet face to face at Internext buddy...yeah...you won't be so fucking tough then fag..." | 
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|  11-06-2005, 08:38 PM | #28 | 
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				 | thanks for making a whore thread.   
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|  11-06-2005, 09:17 PM | #29 | 
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				 | Sales suck today/Sales rock today | 
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|  11-06-2005, 09:21 PM | #30 | |
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|  11-06-2005, 09:23 PM | #31 | |
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				__________________ I post on GFY so that when people ask me what I do, I can tell them that I work with the mentally retarded. | |
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|  11-11-2005, 05:50 AM | #32 | |
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				__________________ I post on GFY so that when people ask me what I do, I can tell them that I work with the mentally retarded. | |
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|  11-11-2005, 05:58 AM | #33 | 
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				 | I make more money than you. | 
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|  11-11-2005, 09:17 AM | #34 | |
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				__________________ I post on GFY so that when people ask me what I do, I can tell them that I work with the mentally retarded. | |
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|  11-11-2005, 09:21 AM | #35 | 
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				 | "i just bought [gadget,car,toothbrush] what do you think?/tell me how cool I am" | 
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|  11-11-2005, 02:07 PM | #36 | |
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				__________________ I post on GFY so that when people ask me what I do, I can tell them that I work with the mentally retarded. | |
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|  11-11-2005, 03:40 PM | #37 | 
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				 | The 'rollcall' ones are pretty frequent too. | 
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|  11-11-2005, 03:52 PM | #38 | 
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				 | [QUOTE=alexg][IMG]http://www.forumspile.com/Goatse-*******.jpg[/IMG]  QUOTE] WTF? They fuzzed out her pussy?!? 
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|  11-11-2005, 04:15 PM | #39 | 
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				 | just about sums it up | 
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|  11-11-2005, 04:16 PM | #40 | |
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 that about sums it up. | |
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|  11-11-2005, 04:19 PM | #41 | 
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				 | You forget, Izzzy is a homo [sexy girl pic] I'd hit it [shemale pic of sexy girl] [sexy girl pic] I'd hit it [she's 17] you pedo [insert hot asian girl] everyone replying saying she's hot being attacked by trolls who find it sad that people fuck these whores while they own pornsites & love to pull a $35 a signup on each signup they are getting of the content from whores all over the world. Welcome to GFY. | 
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|  11-11-2005, 04:28 PM | #42 | 
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				 | Hey everyone!  I just hit 100 posts!!! Congratulate me!!! LOL I'M TALKINGS ON TEH INTARWEBS LIKE SPACEMEN!!!! 
				__________________ I post on GFY so that when people ask me what I do, I can tell them that I work with the mentally retarded. | 
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|  11-11-2005, 05:01 PM | #43 | |
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|  11-11-2005, 05:05 PM | #44 | 
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				 | For sale 3 char. .com 5cr.com $5000 or BO 
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|  11-11-2005, 05:48 PM | #45 | |
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|  11-11-2005, 06:33 PM | #46 | 
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				 | That is way too true to be funny!  Man, I love this place!  LOL | 
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|  11-11-2005, 07:54 PM | #47 | 
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				 | Also add  "Who wants a fan sign from Anonymous Whore" followed by a bunch of guys getting fan signs with their first name, i.e. "Jeff really rocks my hahahaha" so they can show their friends they really do work in porn instead of just sitting in their parents basement. 
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