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Join Date: Jan 2005
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Ever take a shit and notice there's no toilet paper?
Then you have to do that hunched over duck walk to get it out of the closet accross the hall.
Or maybe you just jump in the shower. .
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"Assassins"
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Funny you bring this up. Happend to me today. I call it the dirty ass dance.
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I need a beer
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I make sure there is wiping material before I dump the kids off at the pool
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Join Date: Oct 2005
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or go to my wife's bathroom ! LOL
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#5 |
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Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Escazu' Costa Rica
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Worse is when there isn't a square in the house!
I lost a few good pair of socks that way Grrrrr! ![]()
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#6 |
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: next to the retards
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lmfao at this thread....
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Baby Wipes. They are a must in every bathroom, car and purse. Make you wife carry them for you.
Oh, and dont forget a wipe warmer for those chilly nights.
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there's no $$$ in porn
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Yes that IS me. Bitch.
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happened before, & all i could find was coffee filters
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Location: Glasgow, Scotland
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#11 |
A woman trapped in a man's body
Join Date: Sep 2002
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just use the bottom of your t-shirt :thumpsup
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you can always try Kleenex or paper towels or napkins... there's always SOMETHING in the house!
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Let the shit dry out.
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I agree with the baby wipes in the bathroom. GREAT back up plan. It's come in handy on more than one occasion :-)
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#16 |
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Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: NoCal
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i just drag my ass along the carpet.
Is that wrong? |
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#17 |
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Join Date: May 2002
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To prove you're a man
You must wipe it with your hand
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WINNING!
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#19 |
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Whats even worse is when there is no toilet paper in the whole house
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#21 |
So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: EARTH (for the time being)
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In the old days there was a tv show called "Branded". It had a kick ass theme song. It was about a guy in the civil war who they thought was a coward and he was 'Branded'.
So at some time, some wise ass came up with a song about not having toilet paper based on the tune of the 'Branded' theme song. If you know an old fart just send him this: "Stranded, stranded on the toilet bowwwwwl da-da-da-dum, What do you do when you're stranded and you need another rolllllll. To prove you're a man, You must wipe with your hand, da-da-dum, stranded!" ![]() |
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