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Old 11-11-2005, 05:58 PM   #1
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Ever take a shit and notice there's no toilet paper?

Then you have to do that hunched over duck walk to get it out of the closet accross the hall.


Or maybe you just jump in the shower.


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Old 11-11-2005, 06:00 PM   #2
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Funny you bring this up. Happend to me today. I call it the dirty ass dance.
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Old 11-11-2005, 06:00 PM   #3
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I make sure there is wiping material before I dump the kids off at the pool
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Old 11-11-2005, 06:01 PM   #4
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or go to my wife's bathroom ! LOL
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Old 11-11-2005, 06:07 PM   #5
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Worse is when there isn't a square in the house!
I lost a few good pair of socks that way
Grrrrr!
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Old 11-11-2005, 06:08 PM   #6
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lmfao at this thread....
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Old 11-11-2005, 06:09 PM   #7
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Baby Wipes. They are a must in every bathroom, car and purse. Make you wife carry them for you.

Oh, and dont forget a wipe warmer for those chilly nights.
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Old 11-11-2005, 06:09 PM   #8
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Worse is when there isn't a square in the house!
I lost a few good pair of socks that way
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Old 11-11-2005, 06:10 PM   #9
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happened before, & all i could find was coffee filters
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Old 11-11-2005, 06:29 PM   #10
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Worse is when there isn't a square in the house!
I lost a few good pair of socks that way
Grrrrr!
Shitty socks...
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Old 11-11-2005, 06:34 PM   #11
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just use the bottom of your t-shirt :thumpsup
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Old 11-11-2005, 06:45 PM   #12
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you can always try Kleenex or paper towels or napkins... there's always SOMETHING in the house!
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Old 11-11-2005, 06:48 PM   #13
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Let the shit dry out.
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Old 11-11-2005, 06:57 PM   #14
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Funny you bring this up. Happend to me today. I call it the dirty ass dance.

Dirty ass dance!


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Old 11-11-2005, 06:59 PM   #15
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I agree with the baby wipes in the bathroom. GREAT back up plan. It's come in handy on more than one occasion :-)
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Old 11-11-2005, 07:03 PM   #16
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i just drag my ass along the carpet.

Is that wrong?
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Old 11-11-2005, 07:03 PM   #17
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To prove you're a man
You must wipe it with your hand
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Old 11-11-2005, 07:13 PM   #18
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Old 11-11-2005, 07:25 PM   #19
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Whats even worse is when there is no toilet paper in the whole house
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Old 11-11-2005, 07:39 PM   #20
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There's a piece of paper on the floor, the guy was dumb not to use it.
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Old 11-11-2005, 07:55 PM   #21
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In the old days there was a tv show called "Branded". It had a kick ass theme song. It was about a guy in the civil war who they thought was a coward and he was 'Branded'.

So at some time, some wise ass came up with a song about not having toilet paper based on the tune of the 'Branded' theme song. If you know an old fart just send him this:

"Stranded, stranded on the toilet bowwwwwl da-da-da-dum,
What do you do when you're stranded and you need another rolllllll.
To prove you're a man,
You must wipe with your hand, da-da-dum, stranded!"

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